[Ampelas]

Hello occifer, I am not as balchoholically inclitoxicated as some theople pink I are.

[Ampelas]

Sticks and stonesMay break my bonesBut whips and chains excite me

[Emurlahnis]

Ok, ok, if you insist,

How can I not resist

To break this rhyme at risk of death

My puns will be my last breath






....Please don't kill me TYRANT STEVE.

[Emurlahnis]

Drumroll please?

I would like to introduce you to the Maynah bird, more colloquially know in my household as an ugly bird.

Do you see where I am going with this :WOOT:

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[Ampelas]

A sneer and a snarl the way the whip stingsThese are a few of my favorite things

[Emurlahnis]

Sooooo,

What do you call an ugly bird encounter with a steamroller?













A flat Maynah.

[Emurlahnis]

And what does that steamroller experience?

A maynah bump in the road.

[Emurlahnis]

kay kay kay, hold your horses peeps, more to come.


So this ugly bird walks into a bar and orders a beer. The barkeep looks down at the bird and says

... we don't serve alcohol to maynahs here.

[Emurlahnis]

What do you call an ugly bird crapping on your hard drive?

A maynah glitch in the hardware.

[Emurlahnis]

Ampelas, on 04 April 2013 - 01:32 AM, said:

A sneer and a snarl the way the whip stingsThese are a few of my favorite things

you've got whip problems.... an ugly bird may help. I hear it's a maynah cure for the major ill.

[Emurlahnis]

Tough crowd. Is there an ugly bird i don't see among us. I'd hate to miss such a maynah detail.

[Ampelas]

Emurlahnis, on 04 April 2013 - 01:37 AM, said:

Ampelas, on 04 April 2013 - 01:32 AM, said:

A sneer and a snarl the way the whip stingsThese are a few of my favorite things

you've got whip problems.... an ugly bird may help. I hear it's a maynah cure for the major ill.

nice one

[Emurlahnis]

Ampelas, on 04 April 2013 - 01:38 AM, said:

Emurlahnis, on 04 April 2013 - 01:37 AM, said:

Ampelas, on 04 April 2013 - 01:32 AM, said:

A sneer and a snarl the way the whip stingsThese are a few of my favorite things

you've got whip problems.... an ugly bird may help. I hear it's a maynah cure for the major ill.

nice one

a repreive, with all these ugly birds knocking around in my head, I've got a maynah headache

[Lock]

Sums up my feelings on all of this.

[Togg]

Vote Alkend

If only to speed along the end of the rhyming.

[Ampelas]

Is ther a path shaper around?

[Emurlahnis]

kay kay,

no more ugly birds (I know a maynah loss to you all).

You hear about the guy who hit this rabbit on the road. Pretty torn up. But fortunately this lady drives up to the rescue and sprays an aerosol on the bunny. It just springs up off the road, waves its little paws at the people, runs several yards, waves those cute little paws, runs several yards, yadda yadda yadda.

Man looks at the lady in puzzlement, she shows him the aerosol's label:

HAIR SPRAY, BRINGS LIFE BACK TO DEAD HAIR, ADDS PERMANENT WAVE.

[Emurlahnis]

Togg, on 04 April 2013 - 01:41 AM, said:

Vote Alkend

If only to speed along the end of the rhyming.

Oh, I was having so much more reaction and success with my rhyming

I thought my jokes had so very bad timing

But thanks for the reminder, I'm sure

Someone will drop the hammer, demure.

[Emurlahnis]

Lock, on 04 April 2013 - 01:39 AM, said:

Sums up my feelings on all of this.

Stomach ache?

Lay off the sushi dude.

[Emurlahnis]

WHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!