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Mafia 94.5: Stranded!

#1 User is offline   Path-Shaper 

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Posted 03 December 2012 - 06:20 AM

Everyone was having such a great time hanging out in the desert. They especially enjoyed exploring the bazaar, trading in all manner of goods, from the mundane cotton trade to exotic slave and eunuch commerce. But alas, all good things must come to an end. For the bazaar, it had simply reached a critical mass of tourists. There were so many, producing so much worship, that the government was forced to roll in with riot squads and shut it down.

Saddened but nevertheless invigorated by their experience, our intrepid adventurers boarded a boat destined for home. Unfortunately, they ran into a pretty awful storm along the way. It was so bad that the ship capsized, causing several of the adventurers to drown. However, thirteen of our heroes clambered into the only life boat. By the next morning, they had fortuitously washed up on a deserted island.

Things were good, for a time. Our adventurers formed a tiny island civilization, working together to build shelter and acquire food and water. The problem was that our heroes are pretty shitty at being civil. It has recently become apparent that some members of our new society, known as Deserto-islando-tropolis, wish to kill everyone else. Because they're crazy.

Now whispers abound: who is the source of this evil? Who lies on which side? Only time will tell...
Only someone with this much power could make this many frittatas without breaking any eggs.
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Posted 03 December 2012 - 06:21 AM

I decided to start the game early because I had some time to set up before bed.

Sending out PMs right now, then I will unlock the thread and start the timer.

36 hour day / instant (or as close as I can) night
Only someone with this much power could make this many frittatas without breaking any eggs.
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#3 User is offline   Path-Shaper 

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Posted 03 December 2012 - 06:35 AM

--Game ends when all scum are eliminated, or scum achieves a voting majority
--Remember to log in anonymously even though it's altless
--Send in provisionals!!!
--Brujah is co-modding, so he should be around to do vote counts and such when I'm not around. I'll be free until thursday, at which point I'm shafted by work through the weekend. But who knows, the game might be over by then.
--I fucked up MM, so I apologize in advance if the day count is 1 ahead on certain vote counts.

It is now day 1. 35 hours and 59 minutes remaining

13 Players still alive: Azathmaster, Blend, Bubba, EmperorMagus, Gnaw, Gust Hubb, Hiddenone, Khellendros, King Lear, Shinrei, Starling, Tattersail, Vengeance

7 votes to lynch, 7 votes to go to night.


Players not voted: Azathmaster, Blend, Bubba, EmperorMagus, Gnaw, Gust Hubb, Hiddenone, Khellendros, King Lear, Shinrei, Starling, Tattersail, Vengeance

This post has been edited by Path-Shaper: 03 December 2012 - 06:36 AM

Only someone with this much power could make this many frittatas without breaking any eggs.
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#4 User is offline   King Lear 

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Posted 03 December 2012 - 07:22 AM

Hmm. First, it appears.

(and only... ;) )
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#5 User is offline   Gust Hubb 

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Posted 03 December 2012 - 08:24 AM

All alone!!! except for me
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#6 User is offline   Tattersail_ 

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Posted 03 December 2012 - 08:30 AM

Not so fast..
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#7 User is offline   Tattersail_ 

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Posted 03 December 2012 - 08:31 AM

My avatar knows all about being stranded
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#8 User is offline   King Lear 

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Posted 03 December 2012 - 09:28 AM

Mine doesn't ;)
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#9 User is offline   Gust Hubb 

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Posted 03 December 2012 - 09:31 AM

Not sure what to say about mine.
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#10 User is offline   King Lear 

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Posted 03 December 2012 - 09:38 AM

It's a burning lizard?
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#11 User is offline   Gust Hubb 

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Posted 03 December 2012 - 09:41 AM

Salamander
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#12 User is offline   King Lear 

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Posted 03 December 2012 - 09:46 AM

A burning salamander?
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#13 User is offline   Tattersail_ 

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Posted 03 December 2012 - 09:53 AM

Yours is just full of awesome KL. Freddie is a genius
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#14 User is offline   Tattersail_ 

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Posted 03 December 2012 - 09:53 AM

Mine knows about being stranded, yours Kl, Yours looks like he knows about being straddled
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#15 User is offline   King Lear 

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Posted 03 December 2012 - 10:00 AM

Knows ALL about being straddled ;)

Wait...

:p
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Posted 03 December 2012 - 10:42 AM

I'm a bunch of birds, so I'm not sure how I'm trapped on this island...
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#17 User is offline   King Lear 

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Posted 03 December 2012 - 10:48 AM

I personally think I'm weighed down by sheer awesomeness. Otherwise I could just use for the force and fuck off out of this island. My avatar outforces than the Force!
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#18 User is offline   Starling 

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Posted 03 December 2012 - 11:48 AM

Darth Vader is holding you back! You need to ditch him, and then you can ascend to rock and roll heaven ;)
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#19 User is offline   Tattersail_ 

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Posted 03 December 2012 - 11:51 AM

Vote EmperorMagus

I think it is obvious he is the killer.

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#20 User is offline   King Lear 

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Posted 03 December 2012 - 11:52 AM

Having Darth Vader between your legs is rock and roll heaven!
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