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Hansel & Gretel - Witch Hunters looks fun

#1 Coco with marshmallows

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Posted 06 September 2012 - 09:12 PM

The premise:

Hansel & Gretel grow up, become badass witch hunters.
With Gemma Arterton (yum)

So, the trailer:

Personally i think it looks like just the sort of bonkers action flick i'll enjoy.

Plus, Gemma Arterton (yum)

Nothing spectacularly new (Brothers Grimm and Van Helsing have both gone down this road),

But, Gemma Arterton (yum)

meh. Link was dead :(

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Posted 06 September 2012 - 09:43 PM

I dunno... it just rings all the wrong Van Helsing bells for me.

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#3 polishgenius

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Posted 06 September 2012 - 09:53 PM

Yeah, tbh, it looks pretty dreadful.

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Posted 06 September 2012 - 10:55 PM

Abyss, on 06 September 2012 - 09:43 PM, said:

I dunno... it just rings all the wrong Van Helsing bells for me.

polishgenius, on 06 September 2012 - 09:53 PM, said:

Yeah, tbh, it looks pretty dreadful.

Both valid points. But! Gemma Arterton (yum).

(minor self editorial note - I MAY have something of a one track mind in this issue......)

meh. Link was dead :(

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Posted 06 September 2012 - 11:27 PM

hawkeye and a crossbow toting damsel killing witches and vampires (i presume)? What could go wrong!?

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Posted 07 September 2012 - 01:26 PM

It looks like an absolute hoot.

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Posted 07 September 2012 - 04:58 PM

Looks hilarious xD But where'd they get the guns/ammo

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Posted 07 September 2012 - 06:11 PM

As a concerned parent I feel it's gonna teach kids to go around killing old ladies willy nilly.

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Posted 10 September 2012 - 06:25 AM

This looks gloriously awful

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Posted 10 September 2012 - 07:05 AM

Macros, on 10 September 2012 - 06:25 AM, said:

This looks gloriously awful

I agree, I MUST see this movie!

Screw you all, and have a nice day!

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Posted 10 September 2012 - 07:12 AM

i quite like Jeremy Renner - he was fantastic in the assasination of jesse james. i still think this movie is going to be bad. i never liked much terry gilliam's take on the grimms either and this looks kind of similar.

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