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Mafia 89.5 Malazan Idol - just another talent show

#121 User is offline   Korbas 

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Posted 17 July 2012 - 01:02 AM

View PostAmpelas, on 17 July 2012 - 12:58 AM, said:

That was, without a doubt, the most boring rendition of the first three pages of a mafia game I have ever read. It was just a non-sensical blabber of filth that makes me want to shove salmon into my eyes just so they have a better reason to be bleeding.

There are so, so many famous mafiartists who have perfected the day 1 spamfest. Why don't you try to idolize Lisheo or Jump Around? You think you're better than them?

Instead, you just subjected me to your own ridiculous opener, which was just a bunch of youtube links vomited onto a page. It's a waste of my time, and if you had any talent it'd be a waste of yours.

I vote NO.


And the dick of all dicks has arrived. I hope you are happy Jane.

#122 User is offline   Ampelas 

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Posted 17 July 2012 - 01:09 AM

View PostKorbas, on 17 July 2012 - 01:02 AM, said:

View PostAmpelas, on 17 July 2012 - 12:58 AM, said:

That was, without a doubt, the most boring rendition of the first three pages of a mafia game I have ever read. It was just a non-sensical blabber of filth that makes me want to shove salmon into my eyes just so they have a better reason to be bleeding.

There are so, so many famous mafiartists who have perfected the day 1 spamfest. Why don't you try to idolize Lisheo or Jump Around? You think you're better than them?

Instead, you just subjected me to your own ridiculous opener, which was just a bunch of youtube links vomited onto a page. It's a waste of my time, and if you had any talent it'd be a waste of yours.

I vote NO.


And the dick of all dicks has arrived. I hope you are happy Jane.


You can argue I'm a dick all you like, it doesn't make your performance better.

Posting a series of links to youtube videos is not the kind of performance that will benefit us at all further down the line in this competition.

#123 User is offline   Korbas 

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Posted 17 July 2012 - 01:34 AM

View PostAmpelas, on 17 July 2012 - 01:09 AM, said:

View PostKorbas, on 17 July 2012 - 01:02 AM, said:

View PostAmpelas, on 17 July 2012 - 12:58 AM, said:

That was, without a doubt, the most boring rendition of the first three pages of a mafia game I have ever read. It was just a non-sensical blabber of filth that makes me want to shove salmon into my eyes just so they have a better reason to be bleeding.

There are so, so many famous mafiartists who have perfected the day 1 spamfest. Why don't you try to idolize Lisheo or Jump Around? You think you're better than them?

Instead, you just subjected me to your own ridiculous opener, which was just a bunch of youtube links vomited onto a page. It's a waste of my time, and if you had any talent it'd be a waste of yours.

I vote NO.


And the dick of all dicks has arrived. I hope you are happy Jane.


You can argue I'm a dick all you like, it doesn't make your performance better.

Posting a series of links to youtube videos is not the kind of performance that will benefit us at all further down the line in this competition.


You mean the one video introducing myself and bringing back all those hideous memories of your abuse? Very tacky as usual Simon. I'm glad I have an opportunity to rid the world of you this time around.

Vote Ampelas

#124 User is offline   Ampelas 

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Posted 17 July 2012 - 01:36 AM

View PostKorbas, on 17 July 2012 - 01:34 AM, said:

View PostAmpelas, on 17 July 2012 - 01:09 AM, said:

View PostKorbas, on 17 July 2012 - 01:02 AM, said:

View PostAmpelas, on 17 July 2012 - 12:58 AM, said:

That was, without a doubt, the most boring rendition of the first three pages of a mafia game I have ever read. It was just a non-sensical blabber of filth that makes me want to shove salmon into my eyes just so they have a better reason to be bleeding.

There are so, so many famous mafiartists who have perfected the day 1 spamfest. Why don't you try to idolize Lisheo or Jump Around? You think you're better than them?

Instead, you just subjected me to your own ridiculous opener, which was just a bunch of youtube links vomited onto a page. It's a waste of my time, and if you had any talent it'd be a waste of yours.

I vote NO.


And the dick of all dicks has arrived. I hope you are happy Jane.


You can argue I'm a dick all you like, it doesn't make your performance better.

Posting a series of links to youtube videos is not the kind of performance that will benefit us at all further down the line in this competition.


You mean the one video introducing myself and bringing back all those hideous memories of your abuse? Very tacky as usual Simon. I'm glad I have an opportunity to rid the world of you this time around.

Vote Ampelas


Oh my, oh my, it seems this... thing... is a little bit testy! Not gonna make it in this (mafia, serious) business, hunny pie, if you have to lash out like that everytime you get some honest criticism.

#125 User is offline   Korbas 

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Posted 17 July 2012 - 01:44 AM

View PostAmpelas, on 17 July 2012 - 01:36 AM, said:

View PostKorbas, on 17 July 2012 - 01:34 AM, said:

View PostAmpelas, on 17 July 2012 - 01:09 AM, said:

View PostKorbas, on 17 July 2012 - 01:02 AM, said:

View PostAmpelas, on 17 July 2012 - 12:58 AM, said:

That was, without a doubt, the most boring rendition of the first three pages of a mafia game I have ever read. It was just a non-sensical blabber of filth that makes me want to shove salmon into my eyes just so they have a better reason to be bleeding.

There are so, so many famous mafiartists who have perfected the day 1 spamfest. Why don't you try to idolize Lisheo or Jump Around? You think you're better than them?

Instead, you just subjected me to your own ridiculous opener, which was just a bunch of youtube links vomited onto a page. It's a waste of my time, and if you had any talent it'd be a waste of yours.

I vote NO.


And the dick of all dicks has arrived. I hope you are happy Jane.


You can argue I'm a dick all you like, it doesn't make your performance better.

Posting a series of links to youtube videos is not the kind of performance that will benefit us at all further down the line in this competition.


You mean the one video introducing myself and bringing back all those hideous memories of your abuse? Very tacky as usual Simon. I'm glad I have an opportunity to rid the world of you this time around.

Vote Ampelas


Oh my, oh my, it seems this... thing... is a little bit testy! Not gonna make it in this (mafia, serious) business, hunny pie, if you have to lash out like that everytime you get some honest criticism.


Do-Re-Me-Fa-So-La-Te-Do Can't hear you!!! You can't hurt me any more. How does it feel to be on the receiving end this time you worthless SOB.

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Posted 17 July 2012 - 01:50 AM

Korbas, it's not nice to make death threats

Evon though Simon is a douche, he is usually right

#127 User is offline   Korbas 

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Posted 17 July 2012 - 02:12 AM

View PostKarosis, on 17 July 2012 - 01:50 AM, said:

Korbas, it's not nice to make death threats

Evon though Simon is a douche, he is usually right


Death threats? What are you talking about? Isn't this like voting people off the island? Are you saying you are thinking of killing Simon?

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Posted 17 July 2012 - 02:17 AM

Wait, the losers of this talent show get killed?! I better step up my practice regiments. Sharpen up the ol' moves. It's got'a be all hips-an-nips, and sexy as all hell.

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Posted 17 July 2012 - 02:19 AM

Don't be ridiculous. The loser doesn't get killed. They just get the far worse fate of being called "Hot Tamale Trains" over and over again for 30 straight hours.

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Posted 17 July 2012 - 04:08 AM

So does that oblige us to commit ritual suicide afterward or something?

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Posted 17 July 2012 - 06:11 AM

I assumed PS would be the only judge? Somethings wrong here

remove vote

Vote Ampelas


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Posted 17 July 2012 - 07:02 AM

It is Day 1. 10 hours and 21 minutes remaining

14 Players still alive: Ampelas, Anomandaris, Anthras, Atrahal, Fener, Kalse, Karosis, Kaschan, Korbas, Korvalain, Sheltatha Lore, Silanah, Sorrit, Spite

8 votes to lynch, 7 votes to go to night.

2 Votes for Ampelas ( Korbas, Anthras )
1 Vote for Kaschan ( Korvalain )
1 Vote for Sheltatha Lore ( Atrahal )

Players not voted: Ampelas, Anomandaris, Fener, Kalse, Karosis, Kaschan, Sheltatha Lore, Silanah, Sorrit, Spite

---<>---

Well pets, theirs a wee bih less teim onna clock danna thoght. Asfer Seimon, ecan contes in dis game widde res ofya, dis is an open shoo, like, man.

This post has been edited by Path-Shaper: 17 July 2012 - 07:03 AM

Only someone with this much power could make this many frittatas without breaking any eggs.
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Posted 17 July 2012 - 07:08 AM

View PostKaschan, on 17 July 2012 - 04:08 AM, said:

So does that oblige us to commit ritual suicide afterward or something?

Oonly if yerz heirz don like... a birruv dee modder offa bad heirdees.
Only someone with this much power could make this many frittatas without breaking any eggs.
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Posted 17 July 2012 - 07:39 AM

Remove Vote

Seriously we are all very quiet this game. Normally you'd have a lot more interaction going on. It only helps scum to keep so quiet. Fair enough if that is your plan strategy but if scum win this it'll be down to you, yes you mr no content!

Going into the last few hours I'd suggest picking off one of the lower posters not necessarily the lowest and lynching them. Scum would want to lay low but not too low in my opinion

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Posted 17 July 2012 - 07:40 AM

Have Fener or Kalse even posted yet?

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Posted 17 July 2012 - 07:42 AM

Fuck me, i'm way ahead with posts! That never usually happens! Where is a certain someone with his 100 posts a day?

If Fener hasn't posted then he must be scum!!

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Posted 17 July 2012 - 07:48 AM

It is Day 1. 9 hours and 38 minutes remaining

14 Players still alive: Ampelas, Anomandaris, Anthras, Atrahal, Fener, Kalse, Karosis, Kaschan, Korbas, Korvalain, Sheltatha Lore, Silanah, Sorrit, Spite

8 votes to lynch, 7 votes to go to night.

1 Vote for Ampelas ( Korbas )
1 Vote for Fener ( Anthras )
1 Vote for Kaschan ( Korvalain )
1 Vote for Sheltatha Lore ( Atrahal )

Players not voted: Ampelas, Anomandaris, Fener, Kalse, Karosis, Kaschan, Sheltatha Lore, Silanah, Sorrit, Spite

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Thaw feinel ten heirs arr heir!
Only someone with this much power could make this many frittatas without breaking any eggs.
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Posted 17 July 2012 - 08:00 AM

(btw, apologies to any Geordies and Cheryl fans whom I offend through a less than perfect rendition of the accent).
Only someone with this much power could make this many frittatas without breaking any eggs.
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Posted 17 July 2012 - 10:42 AM

Anyone around?

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Posted 17 July 2012 - 10:45 AM

If it's like this today I dread the rest of the week!

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