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I hate My Little Pony, bronies and ponies in general I utterly loathe them they are so bad and notgood

#21 User is offline   Vengeance 

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Posted 09 July 2012 - 04:19 PM

Muhahahahahaha.... Someone gave me POWER..... MUhahaha


ER... I what I meant is that I shall not abuse this WONDERFUL privilege that I have been given......... No sir not at all.

This post has been edited by Khellendros.: 09 July 2012 - 04:20 PM

How many fucking people do I have to hammer in order to get that across.
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Posted 09 July 2012 - 04:19 PM

*looks at thread, looks at air around head, looks at thread again*

What the eff have I been breathing?
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Posted 09 July 2012 - 05:22 PM

View PostAdjutant.Stormy, on 09 July 2012 - 03:45 PM, said:

Why in the fuck would you think that?

Also no pony pics rule is still in effect.


So is my vow to plus rep anyone who gets minus rep and neg rep anyone who deals out minus rep for posting a pony pic.

The Cold Pony War continues unabated.
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#24 User is offline   Illuyankas 

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Posted 09 July 2012 - 05:53 PM

Ah yes, the Grand Conflict. On one side, those who don't want an unending stream of pony macros and phrases littering the forum like a mountain covered in cheap plastic tat and excrement, who don't want it falling to the same fate as so many other sites have done. On the other, people who have to defend masturbating to cartoon underage ponies or else be hypocrites.

Also I made this thread to confound people's expectations of Stormy saying something like this, Quick, it was YOU who made it about pony hate directly and it is YOU to blame!
Hello, soldiers, look at your mage, now back to me, now back at your mage, now back to me. Sadly, he isn’t me, but if he stopped being an unascended mortal and switched to Sole Spice, he could smell like he’s me. Look down, back up, where are you? You’re in a warren with the High Mage your cadre mage could smell like. What’s in your hand, back at me. I have it, it’s an acorn with two gates to that realm you love. Look again, the acorn is now otataral. Anything is possible when your mage smells like Sole Spice and not a Bole brother. I’m on a quorl.
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#25 User is offline   Adjutant Stormy~ 

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Posted 09 July 2012 - 08:41 PM

Thanks Illy, for impersonating me.

That was funny and not troll-y at all.
<!--quoteo(post=462161:date=Nov 1 2008, 06:13 PM:name=Aptorian)--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (Aptorian @ Nov 1 2008, 06:13 PM) <a href="index.php?act=findpost&pid=462161"><{POST_SNAPBACK}></a></div><div class='quotemain'><!--quotec-->God damn. Mighty drunk. Must ... what is the english movement movement movement for drunk... with out you seemimg drunk?

bla bla bla

Peopleare harrasing me... grrrrrh.

Also people with big noses aren't jews, they're just french

EDIT: We has editted so mucj that5 we're not quite sure... also, leave britney alone.<!--QuoteEnd--></div><!--QuoteEEnd-->
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Posted 09 July 2012 - 08:47 PM

Oh god all these name changes and user group shenanigans.

I don't think Illy actually chose to get your name Stormy. I think Silencer is drunk and promoting people at random and giving them strange names... maybe. Who knows. These are the end times.
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Posted 09 July 2012 - 08:53 PM

You know what they say about 2012, right?

That it was a visually good looking but hilariously badly written movie. That's it.
Hello, soldiers, look at your mage, now back to me, now back at your mage, now back to me. Sadly, he isn’t me, but if he stopped being an unascended mortal and switched to Sole Spice, he could smell like he’s me. Look down, back up, where are you? You’re in a warren with the High Mage your cadre mage could smell like. What’s in your hand, back at me. I have it, it’s an acorn with two gates to that realm you love. Look again, the acorn is now otataral. Anything is possible when your mage smells like Sole Spice and not a Bole brother. I’m on a quorl.
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Posted 09 July 2012 - 09:00 PM

what the shuddering f**k?

I stop posting for a bit and you all go nuttier than squirrel shit.
meh. Link was dead :(
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Posted 09 July 2012 - 10:33 PM

Maybe I'll just disappear for another week....
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Posted 09 July 2012 - 11:44 PM

I've obviously missed something.
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Posted 09 July 2012 - 11:45 PM

ANTICS! You've missed ANTICS!

Wry, on 29 February 2012 - 10:50 AM, said:

And you're not complaining, you're criticizing. It's a side-effect of being better than everyone else, I get it sometimes too.

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Posted 09 July 2012 - 11:45 PM

I'm Macros!
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Posted 10 July 2012 - 12:51 AM

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Posted 10 July 2012 - 04:13 AM

God damn it who stole my name???
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Posted 10 July 2012 - 06:56 AM

Who am I? Why am I? Where are I?

Its too early in the morning for these hijinks...
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For I Scream.
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Posted 10 July 2012 - 11:56 AM

I'm sure you've all noticed by now your reversion to simple members. Alas, your admin powers were too much to control. You should now all be able to revert your names and avatars to 'normal'.

In the coming days (not now, I need sleep, dammit) I will gradually fix everyone's accounts properly so you all end up in the correct user groups. You may not be able to change your names back immediately due to certain quirks in the database software (though I think it shouldn't be a problem), but if your name hasn't changed back when I get to fixing your user group I shall return it to what it was before, myself.

Thank you all for your participation in this psychological experiment.
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#37 User is offline   Mentalist 

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Posted 10 July 2012 - 12:37 PM

an avatar switch page, and only 36 posts? weak


what has happened to us?
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View PostJump Around, on 23 October 2011 - 11:04 AM, said:

And I want to state that Ment has out-weaseled me by far in this game.
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Posted 10 July 2012 - 12:45 PM

Speaking of ponies...

They're just small horses, and horses are evil! It's a known fact.

This, then, automatically entails that the show known as "My little Pony" is a purveyor of evil and it's viewers are disciples of evil!

I don't like horses, they're scary and evil! And out to kill me!
Screw you all, and have a nice day!

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Posted 10 July 2012 - 12:51 PM

A horse named George once ate my hat. True story.
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Posted 10 July 2012 - 02:09 PM

View PostMentalist, on 10 July 2012 - 12:37 PM, said:

an avatar switch page, and only 36 posts? weak


what has happened to us?


We've become too diluted by normal, rational, and boring people.........sad times. Sad times, indeed.

Wry, on 29 February 2012 - 10:50 AM, said:

And you're not complaining, you're criticizing. It's a side-effect of being better than everyone else, I get it sometimes too.

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