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#841 User is offline   Tennes 

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Posted 01 May 2012 - 06:19 PM

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View PostSerc, on 01 May 2012 - 05:44 PM, said:

Eh. I don't know. I don't really equate humor with no true substance to receiving votes I guess.

But if you think I should reign myself in, then I shall.

But not for anyone else.


Don't tell me you haven't noticed that a lot of people are voting for you expressely because you've been joking around and generally being mysterious, because I'm not buying it. If you were trying hard to stay alive, I would have expected you to drop all that when the going got tough. So the question is, why haven't you?


If my crimes are many and varied, I sure didn't expect them to be not caring about living.

I've invested too much time for that.

But I dont just see this as staying alive during the day.

I want to survive the Night. If I've annoyed half the thread, then I got a long night in store.

So I'll make a trade. I'll act like a zombie and play like everyone else as long as I get some help for tonight.

Maybe zombie wasn't the best word, there. Mindless slave, perhaps.

Im sorry Telas about the whole Nazi comment, I'm quite sure your an excellent chap.

But your vote hurt me, man. Wounds can eat at a man.

BLESS ME!


I can't bless you, but I will give you OVERNINETHOUSAND DP tonight, would that help?

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Posted 01 May 2012 - 06:20 PM

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I'd rather it be Korbas but it ain't happening, and I still don't believe the someone who's posting in multiple alts would have been so lax with one of them. I mean, if you presumably find the time to post with other alts, then why not Ampelas too? Although, having said that, Ampelas has started posting now....bah, I still don't think they would have left it this late, I'm guessing one of the more minor faction roles for Ampelas.

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Posted 01 May 2012 - 06:22 PM

Did anyone else bother to read Serc's story? I know I didn't, though it does make me wonder what he might have slipped in there :) Maybe I should make the effort, sigh.

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Posted 01 May 2012 - 06:22 PM

You guys are going to vote off the dog day 1 and the innocent mail-order-bridge day 2? This is mafia, not aSoIaF!

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Posted 01 May 2012 - 06:23 PM

View PostTellan, on 01 May 2012 - 06:22 PM, said:

Did anyone else bother to read Serc's story? I know I didn't, though it does make me wonder what he might have slipped in there :) Maybe I should make the effort, sigh.


If you take the second letter of the 9th word of every third paragraph, then advance them 9 places in the alphabet, it spells out "I am Spysat 117"

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Posted 01 May 2012 - 06:24 PM

View PostTennes, on 01 May 2012 - 06:23 PM, said:

View PostTellan, on 01 May 2012 - 06:22 PM, said:

Did anyone else bother to read Serc's story? I know I didn't, though it does make me wonder what he might have slipped in there :) Maybe I should make the effort, sigh.


If you take the second letter of the 9th word of every third paragraph, then advance them 9 places in the alphabet, it spells out "I am Spysat 117"



Haha, very good :D Spysat references always make me laugh.

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Posted 01 May 2012 - 06:25 PM

View PostTennes, on 01 May 2012 - 06:17 PM, said:

View PostAmpelas, on 01 May 2012 - 05:22 PM, said:

Wow, you guys are out for blood. :) I readily confess that I haven't been playing at all and for that I apologize. However, shit got out of control and I'm trying to juggle a bunch of other shit and well, shit, man, there's a beverage here.

But I will make a promise that I will keep. If you at least wait to lynch me until timeout, I promise to at least read up and post my thoughts beforehand because I know I will have time in about five hours or so. That's the best I can do. I'm not even sure why everyone is voting me cause I haven't read up, so if it's not something other than me being a filthy low-poster, hey, show some mercy here.


Ooooooh you guys we could get to hear Ampelas' thoughts on the game! Aren't we super duper privileged?

Yeah, I don't care and those.

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Hey, whatever man, I wasn't demanding anything, only explaining what I plan to do and when I can do it. This seems like a dumb reason to switch votes though.

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Posted 01 May 2012 - 06:25 PM

View PostTennes, on 01 May 2012 - 06:19 PM, said:

View PostSerc, on 01 May 2012 - 06:13 PM, said:

View PostAnomandaris, on 01 May 2012 - 05:59 PM, said:

View PostSerc, on 01 May 2012 - 05:44 PM, said:

Eh. I don't know. I don't really equate humor with no true substance to receiving votes I guess.

But if you think I should reign myself in, then I shall.

But not for anyone else.


Don't tell me you haven't noticed that a lot of people are voting for you expressely because you've been joking around and generally being mysterious, because I'm not buying it. If you were trying hard to stay alive, I would have expected you to drop all that when the going got tough. So the question is, why haven't you?


If my crimes are many and varied, I sure didn't expect them to be not caring about living.

I've invested too much time for that.

But I dont just see this as staying alive during the day.

I want to survive the Night. If I've annoyed half the thread, then I got a long night in store.

So I'll make a trade. I'll act like a zombie and play like everyone else as long as I get some help for tonight.

Maybe zombie wasn't the best word, there. Mindless slave, perhaps.

Im sorry Telas about the whole Nazi comment, I'm quite sure your an excellent chap.

But your vote hurt me, man. Wounds can eat at a man.

BLESS ME!


I can't bless you, but I will give you OVERNINETHOUSAND DP tonight, would that help?



Holy shit. Someone else has a sense of humor.

I'm quite sure than just NINE will suffice. You can keep the extra zero's.

Tellan, wtf man. Ampelas is trying to mind-fuck you man.

Plus........





























......he's Jeffry.

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Posted 01 May 2012 - 06:27 PM

View PostAmpelas, on 01 May 2012 - 06:25 PM, said:

View PostTennes, on 01 May 2012 - 06:17 PM, said:

View PostAmpelas, on 01 May 2012 - 05:22 PM, said:

Wow, you guys are out for blood. :) I readily confess that I haven't been playing at all and for that I apologize. However, shit got out of control and I'm trying to juggle a bunch of other shit and well, shit, man, there's a beverage here.

But I will make a promise that I will keep. If you at least wait to lynch me until timeout, I promise to at least read up and post my thoughts beforehand because I know I will have time in about five hours or so. That's the best I can do. I'm not even sure why everyone is voting me cause I haven't read up, so if it's not something other than me being a filthy low-poster, hey, show some mercy here.


Ooooooh you guys we could get to hear Ampelas' thoughts on the game! Aren't we super duper privileged?

Yeah, I don't care and those.

Remove Vote
Vote Ampelas



Hey, whatever man, I wasn't demanding anything, only explaining what I plan to do and when I can do it. This seems like a dumb reason to switch votes though.


Exactlty. "When [you] can" you "plan/promise to" "read up and post [your] thoughts". I don't see any value in that. Maybe you should have promised to play the game, rather than just comment on it.

There's plenty of players that have been doing both for many days. I'd much rather be stuck with them on D-Day so I can actually get a read off them than a blank slate like you.

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Posted 01 May 2012 - 06:28 PM

Sorry, I've got no idea who Jeffry is. And sorry for the vote too, really. As I said, I would much prefer Korbas, or even any of those who had been among the lower posters at the beginning of this day. I just don't believe Ampelas is anything but a faction member, whereas with you I'm not as sure, and you're the only other option right now.

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Posted 01 May 2012 - 06:29 PM

View PostSerc, on 01 May 2012 - 06:25 PM, said:

......he's Joffrey.


NEVER TRUST A MOTHERFUCKING LANNISTER

#852 User is offline   Tellan 

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Posted 01 May 2012 - 06:30 PM

View PostTennes, on 01 May 2012 - 06:29 PM, said:

View PostSerc, on 01 May 2012 - 06:25 PM, said:

......he's Joffrey.


NEVER TRUST A MOTHERFUCKING LANNISTER



Ah, never read ASoIvfhofbuifbcho. Or seen the TV series. Whoopsies?

#853 User is offline   Serc 

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Posted 01 May 2012 - 06:32 PM

View PostTellan, on 01 May 2012 - 06:30 PM, said:

View PostTennes, on 01 May 2012 - 06:29 PM, said:

View PostSerc, on 01 May 2012 - 06:25 PM, said:

......he's Joffrey.


NEVER TRUST A MOTHERFUCKING LANNISTER



Ah, never read ASoIvfhofbuifbcho. Or seen the TV series. Whoopsies?


Tellan could spend the rest of his life not knowing how you TWISTED my words.

The ripples themselves are gonna be devestating enough.

#854 User is offline   Ampelas 

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Posted 01 May 2012 - 06:33 PM

View PostTennes, on 01 May 2012 - 06:27 PM, said:

View PostAmpelas, on 01 May 2012 - 06:25 PM, said:

View PostTennes, on 01 May 2012 - 06:17 PM, said:

View PostAmpelas, on 01 May 2012 - 05:22 PM, said:

Wow, you guys are out for blood. :) I readily confess that I haven't been playing at all and for that I apologize. However, shit got out of control and I'm trying to juggle a bunch of other shit and well, shit, man, there's a beverage here.

But I will make a promise that I will keep. If you at least wait to lynch me until timeout, I promise to at least read up and post my thoughts beforehand because I know I will have time in about five hours or so. That's the best I can do. I'm not even sure why everyone is voting me cause I haven't read up, so if it's not something other than me being a filthy low-poster, hey, show some mercy here.


Ooooooh you guys we could get to hear Ampelas' thoughts on the game! Aren't we super duper privileged?

Yeah, I don't care and those.

Remove Vote
Vote Ampelas



Hey, whatever man, I wasn't demanding anything, only explaining what I plan to do and when I can do it. This seems like a dumb reason to switch votes though.


Exactlty. "When [you] can" you "plan/promise to" "read up and post [your] thoughts". I don't see any value in that. Maybe you should have promised to play the game, rather than just comment on it.

There's plenty of players that have been doing both for many days. I'd much rather be stuck with them on D-Day so I can actually get a read off them than a blank slate like you.


Man...just eat a dick. A big bag of dicks.

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Posted 01 May 2012 - 06:34 PM

View PostTellan, on 01 May 2012 - 06:22 PM, said:

Did anyone else bother to read Serc's story? I know I didn't, though it does make me wonder what he might have slipped in there :) Maybe I should make the effort, sigh.



It depends. Are you into any of the following?

Gay Porn?

Zombie on Zombie action?

Two Zombies One Skull?

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Posted 01 May 2012 - 06:35 PM

View PostAmpelas, on 01 May 2012 - 06:33 PM, said:

View PostTennes, on 01 May 2012 - 06:27 PM, said:

View PostAmpelas, on 01 May 2012 - 06:25 PM, said:

View PostTennes, on 01 May 2012 - 06:17 PM, said:

View PostAmpelas, on 01 May 2012 - 05:22 PM, said:

Wow, you guys are out for blood. :) I readily confess that I haven't been playing at all and for that I apologize. However, shit got out of control and I'm trying to juggle a bunch of other shit and well, shit, man, there's a beverage here.

But I will make a promise that I will keep. If you at least wait to lynch me until timeout, I promise to at least read up and post my thoughts beforehand because I know I will have time in about five hours or so. That's the best I can do. I'm not even sure why everyone is voting me cause I haven't read up, so if it's not something other than me being a filthy low-poster, hey, show some mercy here.


Ooooooh you guys we could get to hear Ampelas' thoughts on the game! Aren't we super duper privileged?

Yeah, I don't care and those.

Remove Vote
Vote Ampelas



Hey, whatever man, I wasn't demanding anything, only explaining what I plan to do and when I can do it. This seems like a dumb reason to switch votes though.


Exactlty. "When [you] can" you "plan/promise to" "read up and post [your] thoughts". I don't see any value in that. Maybe you should have promised to play the game, rather than just comment on it.

There's plenty of players that have been doing both for many days. I'd much rather be stuck with them on D-Day so I can actually get a read off them than a blank slate like you.


Man...just eat a dick. A big bag of dicks.


Backwards again, Ampelas! See, I've been here in the thread and stuff and you've been away munching so many sillycocks (silly silicone cocks) that you forgot about playing mafia entirely!

#857 User is offline   Tennes 

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Posted 01 May 2012 - 06:36 PM

View PostSerc, on 01 May 2012 - 06:34 PM, said:

View PostTellan, on 01 May 2012 - 06:22 PM, said:

Did anyone else bother to read Serc's story? I know I didn't, though it does make me wonder what he might have slipped in there :) Maybe I should make the effort, sigh.



It depends. Are you into any of the following?

Gay Porn?

Zombie on Zombie action?

Two Zombies One Skull?


Usually "skull fucking" is a metaphor, or at least a threat not carried out because of its impracticalness.

Not so here...

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Posted 01 May 2012 - 06:39 PM

View PostAmpelas, on 01 May 2012 - 06:33 PM, said:

View PostTennes, on 01 May 2012 - 06:27 PM, said:

View PostAmpelas, on 01 May 2012 - 06:25 PM, said:

View PostTennes, on 01 May 2012 - 06:17 PM, said:

View PostAmpelas, on 01 May 2012 - 05:22 PM, said:

Wow, you guys are out for blood. :) I readily confess that I haven't been playing at all and for that I apologize. However, shit got out of control and I'm trying to juggle a bunch of other shit and well, shit, man, there's a beverage here.

But I will make a promise that I will keep. If you at least wait to lynch me until timeout, I promise to at least read up and post my thoughts beforehand because I know I will have time in about five hours or so. That's the best I can do. I'm not even sure why everyone is voting me cause I haven't read up, so if it's not something other than me being a filthy low-poster, hey, show some mercy here.


Ooooooh you guys we could get to hear Ampelas' thoughts on the game! Aren't we super duper privileged?

Yeah, I don't care and those.

Remove Vote
Vote Ampelas



Hey, whatever man, I wasn't demanding anything, only explaining what I plan to do and when I can do it. This seems like a dumb reason to switch votes though.


Exactlty. "When [you] can" you "plan/promise to" "read up and post [your] thoughts". I don't see any value in that. Maybe you should have promised to play the game, rather than just comment on it.

There's plenty of players that have been doing both for many days. I'd much rather be stuck with them on D-Day so I can actually get a read off them than a blank slate like you.


Man...just eat a dick. A big bag of dicks.


I'm seriously thinking of removing my vote from Amp now, and voting for myself.

That was splendid.

Amp if you roleplay an EXTREMELY good story in which you flatter me excessively, and talk about my unparalleled wit(not spelling), and overpowering brilliance I'll unvote you and vote myself.

But it has to be good.

And you have to, at some point, either fall to your knees, or sort of shift forward having already been on your knees, and ask for my forgiveness.

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Posted 01 May 2012 - 06:41 PM

View PostSerc, on 01 May 2012 - 06:39 PM, said:

And you have to, at some point, either fall to your knees, or sort of shift forward having already been on your knees, and ask for my forgiveness.


At which point you feed him a big bag of dicks?

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Posted 01 May 2012 - 06:44 PM

View PostTennes, on 01 May 2012 - 06:41 PM, said:

View PostSerc, on 01 May 2012 - 06:39 PM, said:

And you have to, at some point, either fall to your knees, or sort of shift forward having already been on your knees, and ask for my forgiveness.


At which point you feed him a big bag of dicks?


I love this guy. Hell with you here, what do they even need me for.

What am I saying, half of them still need proven that they do need me.

I'd be one hell of a let down of a lynch. I'd almost be embarressed.

Earlier Tennes, did you mean to say "bridge" or "bride?"

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