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Save Sean Bean! A Public Service Message

#1 User is offline   Loki 

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Posted 17 April 2012 - 03:48 AM

The Save Sean Bean Campaign

Peter Chiykowski over at Rock, Paper, Cynic has started a campaign to help save Sean Bean.

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You too can join thousands of other Sean Bean protectionists and help to keep Sean Bean alive by spreading the word. Even George Takei has taken up this noble cause so why don't you?


Together we CAN save Sean Bean.

This post has been edited by Loki: 17 April 2012 - 03:53 AM

Wry, on 29 February 2012 - 10:50 AM, said:

And you're not complaining, you're criticizing. It's a side-effect of being better than everyone else, I get it sometimes too.

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Posted 17 April 2012 - 03:51 AM

One does not simply save Sean Bean.
Trouble arrives when the opponents to such a system institute its extreme opposite, where individualism becomes godlike and sacrosanct, and no greater service to any other ideal (including community) is possible. In such a system rapacious greed thrives behind the guise of freedom, and the worst aspects of human nature come to the fore....
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Posted 17 April 2012 - 04:00 AM

Or we can feed him to the cannibals in the amazon to make sure they get their daily allotment of vegetables. Also, how tall is Sean? Does he qualify as a string bean? Or perhaps you could remove his kidneys and add them to Chili?
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Posted 17 April 2012 - 08:05 AM

Hey, he survived in the Sharpe series. That's something.
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Posted 17 April 2012 - 08:08 AM

 Garak, on 17 April 2012 - 08:05 AM, said:

Hey, he survived in the Sharpe series. That's something.

And Silent Hill but (possible SH2 spoiler)
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Wry, on 29 February 2012 - 10:50 AM, said:

And you're not complaining, you're criticizing. It's a side-effect of being better than everyone else, I get it sometimes too.

~TQB~
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Posted 17 April 2012 - 08:41 AM

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So, where do I sign to become a fully paid up member of the Save Sean Bean crew? ;) :(
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Posted 17 April 2012 - 08:49 AM

 GaesReturns, on 17 April 2012 - 08:41 AM, said:

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So, where do I sign to become a fully paid up member of the Save Sean Bean crew? :p ;)


This a humanitarian movement, so no pay, but the obvious rewards are worth it :(

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Wry, on 29 February 2012 - 10:50 AM, said:

And you're not complaining, you're criticizing. It's a side-effect of being better than everyone else, I get it sometimes too.

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Posted 17 April 2012 - 09:11 AM

I cannot in good conscience support this movement. And I have me a decent man crush on Sean Bean. Not on Ewan McGregor levels ... but up there...

Sean Bean dying is what makes him a cool character. You know what you're getting in a Sean Bean flick.

For England James!

*Prepares for the red rep* :(

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Posted 17 April 2012 - 09:25 AM

It's true.....with the exception of the Sharpe series I'm always a little bit disappointed when the man doesn't die in some awesomely brutal way. My favourite is still the exploding boat XD

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He survived in National Treasure as well.

This post has been edited by Loki: 17 April 2012 - 09:25 AM

Wry, on 29 February 2012 - 10:50 AM, said:

And you're not complaining, you're criticizing. It's a side-effect of being better than everyone else, I get it sometimes too.

~TQB~
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Posted 17 April 2012 - 09:36 AM

I was watching the first episode of a show called Missing (I think) and Sean Bean appears. I was thinking to myself "Oh look, Sean Bean. Wonder when he"ll die." and 5 minutes in a car explodes with him in it. My reaction? Classic Sean Bean.
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Posted 17 April 2012 - 11:23 AM

if you totalled up his wpounds in sharpe, he should be dead many many times :(

I fully support this venture
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Posted 17 April 2012 - 03:19 PM

 Trouble, on 17 April 2012 - 09:11 AM, said:

And I have me a decent man crush on Sean Bean. Not on Ewan McGregor levels


If I was a straight man I'd turn gay for Sean Bean.....just saying :(

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EDIT: He didn't die in the Lost Future either - in fact, he seems to survive more movies as he gets older.

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(Yes, the pictures ARE necessary)

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Wry, on 29 February 2012 - 10:50 AM, said:

And you're not complaining, you're criticizing. It's a side-effect of being better than everyone else, I get it sometimes too.

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Posted 17 April 2012 - 03:25 PM

Has no one considered that maybe, just maybe Death loves Sean Bean? That maybe he loves Death as well?
Would we not be destroying such a beautiful relationship? Each time he dies he falls back into the embrace of his beloved. Death will always catch him, carry him away on powerful dark wings.
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Posted 17 April 2012 - 03:39 PM

Considering I see Death as a tall femme fatal brunette .... yeah. She wants Sean Bean all to herself :(
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Posted 17 April 2012 - 04:08 PM

I don't see what the problem is. Every time he dies he just comes back more sexy powerful than before.
We should be actively campaigning FOR his death,
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Posted 17 April 2012 - 08:45 PM

 Loki, on 17 April 2012 - 08:49 AM, said:

 GaesReturns, on 17 April 2012 - 08:41 AM, said:

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So, where do I sign to become a fully paid up member of the Save Sean Bean crew? ;) :p


This a humanitarian movement, so no pay, but the obvious rewards are worth it :(

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I'll get my pay when I'm sitting purring at his feet, stroking his thigh :p
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Posted 18 April 2012 - 03:58 AM

I've missed having you around Gaes ^_^

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Wry, on 29 February 2012 - 10:50 AM, said:

And you're not complaining, you're criticizing. It's a side-effect of being better than everyone else, I get it sometimes too.

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Posted 19 April 2012 - 08:18 AM

One dollar for eternal Sean Bean.

I'd be happier with the dollar.
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Posted 24 April 2012 - 07:33 PM

 Ain, on 19 April 2012 - 08:18 AM, said:

One dollar for eternal Sean Bean.

I'd be happier with the dollar.


That's cool....you have the dollar, I'll take the Sean Bean :D
I'll share with Loki ofcourse ^_^
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Wry, on 29 February 2012 - 10:50 AM, said:

And you're not complaining, you're criticizing. It's a side-effect of being better than everyone else, I get it sometimes too.

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