[Otataral Toblakai]

worrywort, on 09 March 2012 - 10:20 AM, said:

Otataral Toblakai, on 09 March 2012 - 07:37 AM, said:

worrywort, on 08 March 2012 - 05:49 AM, said:

I heard chickens can feel pain longer after you've eaten them.

I heard chickens can feel pain longer after you've eaten killed them.

so you're just killing chickens for the hell of it?

My behaviour is justified! I was the one who was attacked by dead chicken spirits! It isnt just for the 'hell of it' but to hell with it, it being them dead chicken spirits!!

Imagine the pain. The horror. Have you ever been haunted by dead chicken spirits? Have you? Huh?

Pray it never happens. Pray to every deity their is that it never does, fine human being.

You think its a joke? Here is a picture of what I am like now:

[Otataral Toblakai]

Fid, on 10 March 2012 - 10:57 AM, said:

Well that's one approach - invite Illy to get rid of the evidence. Some more coals needed on the BBQ I think.

As you can see from his post, the poor's lad already gone mad from over-exposure to dead chicken spirit haunting. All you can do now is pray for him and HELP ME!

[Otataral Toblakai]

Miss Savage, on 10 March 2012 - 12:16 PM, said:

First, get yer head checked.

If that doesn't improve your predicament, then find somebody who can talk to dead animal spirits, and ask the chicken spirits for forgiveness. They may ask you to perform some acts of sincere penitence, such as praying this following thing for the rest of your life http://www.missionst...ash/litany.html, and maybe you may never eat chicken again ever, also for the rest of your life.

I have, fine member of the human species, I have. My head is apparently screwed on right but laterally oppositely. I don't need a session with a seance, I need the freaking ghostbusters.

Where are those meddling kids when you need them? Curse those meddling kids!!

[Lady Bliss]

I've heard of this before... and THIS man can help you... they call him the Chicken Whisperer


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[HiddenOne]

Lady Bliss, on 11 March 2012 - 05:53 AM, said:

I've heard of this before... and THIS man can help you... they call him the Chicken Whisperer


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Hang up this photo of the Colonel and it will work like a crucifix at an exorcism - all fowl fear the KFC because at least 1 of those 27 herbs & spices were used by The ancient Egyptians for embalming the dead

[Otataral Toblakai]

Lady Bliss, on 11 March 2012 - 05:53 AM, said:

I've heard of this before... and THIS man can help you... they call him the Chicken Whisperer


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Starting a seance now. Hopefully, the good ol' colonel will also impart his life's work (read zinger recipe) and make my time worthwhile. I wonder, can I fry dead chicken spirits?

[Otataral Toblakai]

HiddenOne, on 12 March 2012 - 01:02 PM, said:

Lady Bliss, on 11 March 2012 - 05:53 AM, said:

I've heard of this before... and THIS man can help you... they call him the Chicken Whisperer


colonel_bw.png

Hang up this photo of the Colonel and it will work like a crucifix at an exorcism - all fowl fear the KFC because at least 1 of those 27 herbs & spices were used by The ancient Egyptians for embalming the dead

I wonder, can dead chicken spirits be embalmed? I mean, these aren't mummies or zombies. They are ectoplasmic extensions of the spirit world. I suspect ill need a force field. Spock, where art thou?

This post has been edited by Otataral Toblakai: 14 March 2012 - 04:32 PM