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#41 Macros

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Posted 15 February 2012 - 10:48 PM

His mother/ father surely

2012
"Imperial Gothos, Imperial"

#42 Gust Hubb

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Posted 15 February 2012 - 10:51 PM

Not sure about that Macros, and don't call me Shirley.

"You don't clean u other peoples messes.... You roll in them like a dog on leftover smoked whitefish torn out f the trash by raccoons after Sunday brunch on a hot day."
~Abyss

#43 Shinrei

charin charin

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Posted 16 February 2012 - 07:23 AM

Gust Shirley Hubb

It's now official.

You’ve never heard of the Silanda? … It’s the ship that made the Warren of Telas run in less than 12 parsecs.

#44 The Pack

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Posted 16 February 2012 - 03:42 PM

Being fairly new to the forum, it scares me to think that i could be talking to people while they are dressed up like some nightmarish creature.

I'm going to be reading these books for the rest of my life trying to catch every little secret and plot detail...and i'm ok with that :D

#45 Lady Bliss

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Posted 16 February 2012 - 03:58 PM

The Pack, on 16 February 2012 - 03:42 PM, said:

Being fairly new to the forum, it scares me to think that i could be talking to people while they are dressed up like some nightmarish creature.

How about Star Trek Uniforms?

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"If you prick us do we not bleed? If you tickle us do we not laugh? If you poison us do we not die? And if you wrong us shall we not revenge?" - Shylock

#46 QuickTidal

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Posted 16 February 2012 - 04:56 PM

If Abyss WERE ICE...it would be funny, because he would then seem to gush about his own books all the time (See most recent example in OST forum).

While that sort of trickery is not beyond anything I could imagine anyone doing...it still seems odd.

Personally I think Abyss is Jim Butcher.

"When the last tree has fallen, and the rivers are poisoned, you cannot eat money, oh no." ~Aurora

"Someone will always try to sell you despair, just so they don't feel alone." ~Ursula Vernon

#47 worry

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Posted 16 February 2012 - 06:48 PM

Abyss is Jim's butcher. But who is Jim???

They came with white hands and left with red hands.

#48 Illuyankas

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Will cluck you up

Posted 16 February 2012 - 07:29 PM

The baker. But who is the candlestick maker???

Hello, soldiers, look at your mage, now back to me, now back at your mage, now back to me. Sadly, he isn’t me, but if he stopped being an unascended mortal and switched to Sole Spice, he could smell like he’s me. Look down, back up, where are you? You’re in a warren with the High Mage your cadre mage could smell like. What’s in your hand, back at me. I have it, it’s an acorn with two gates to that realm you love. Look again, the acorn is now otataral. Anything is possible when your mage smells like Sole Spice and not a Bole brother. I’m on a quorl.

#49 QuickTidal

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Posted 16 February 2012 - 07:34 PM

Greymanekas, on 16 February 2012 - 07:29 PM, said:

The baker. But who is the candlestick maker???

Molly.

"When the last tree has fallen, and the rivers are poisoned, you cannot eat money, oh no." ~Aurora

"Someone will always try to sell you despair, just so they don't feel alone." ~Ursula Vernon

#50 rhulad

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Posted 16 February 2012 - 08:42 PM

abyss

noun

a deep or seemingly bottomless chasm:
a rope led down into the dark abyss
a wide or profound difference between people; a gulf:
the abyss between the two nations
the regions of hell conceived of as a bottomless pit:
Satan’s dark abyss

#51 Macros

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Posted 17 February 2012 - 01:05 PM

Morgoth is from Sweden, not Iceland like he claims

2012
"Imperial Gothos, Imperial"

#52 Macros

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Posted 17 February 2012 - 01:30 PM

Jumparound is, intact, a giant weasel

2012
"Imperial Gothos, Imperial"

#53 Shinrei

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Posted 17 February 2012 - 01:39 PM

Mac is no longer allowed inside any Waffle House in Tennessee. FACT.

You’ve never heard of the Silanda? … It’s the ship that made the Warren of Telas run in less than 12 parsecs.

#54 Morgoth

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Posted 17 February 2012 - 01:54 PM

Mac's favourite drink is Rose Wine, and his favourite beer is Budweiser (the American kind). Fact.

Mac attracts gay French men like candles do moths. Fact.

Mac spent his entire evening in Oslo partying at the city's most infamous gay bar. Fact.

Take good care to keep relations civil
It's decent in the first of gentlemen
To speak friendly, Even to the devil

#55 Tiste Simeon

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Posted 17 February 2012 - 03:42 PM

snake0024 started the Tiste is a necro thing ages ago, and that was off forum, back when everyone actually used MSN. He then moved it onto the forum in a bunch of threads (spamming his way across the entire forum in the process) and it somehow stuck.

Also, it's not true... :Oops:

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We all Scream
For I Scream.

#56 rhulad

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Posted 17 February 2012 - 03:47 PM

Me thinks he doth protest too much.

#57 Loki

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Posted 17 February 2012 - 03:53 PM

Tiste Simeon, on 17 February 2012 - 03:42 PM, said:

Tiste, did you once post a photo of yourself in a wedding dress? I seem to remember either talk about it or an actual photo......10 years is a long time to remember things clearly but this just sits in my mind as a fact.

Wry, on 29 February 2012 - 10:50 AM, said:

And you're not complaining, you're criticizing. It's a side-effect of being better than everyone else, I get it sometimes too.

~TQB~

#58 Morgoth

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Posted 17 February 2012 - 04:01 PM

Loki, on 17 February 2012 - 03:53 PM, said:

Tiste Simeon, on 17 February 2012 - 03:42 PM, said:

Once? hah!

Take good care to keep relations civil
It's decent in the first of gentlemen
To speak friendly, Even to the devil

#59 Macros

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Posted 18 February 2012 - 07:24 AM

Morgoth takes tourists to gay bars in vain attempts to seduce them. FACT

He is the worst Viking ever, FACT

2012
"Imperial Gothos, Imperial"

#60 HoosierDaddy

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Posted 18 February 2012 - 07:30 AM

It always amuses me watching you Euros beat eachother to pieces in your false pride and sad braggadocio.

The "dumb" Yanks slip through the cracks and win again and again and again.

Trouble arrives when the opponents to such a system institute its extreme opposite, where individualism becomes godlike and sacrosanct, and no greater service to any other ideal (including community) is possible. In such a system rapacious greed thrives behind the guise of freedom, and the worst aspects of human nature come to the fore....