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The Glass Half Full As seen by game companies

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Posted 05 January 2012 - 11:50 AM

Thought this was funny. Enjoy!

Looking forward to any others you guys can think of

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Posted 05 January 2012 - 12:01 PM

"We'll finish filling the glass when we're good and ready to."
-Blizzard

"The glass will be able to generate more water by itself, thus the glass will never be empty, a revolution in the glass/water industry!"
-Peter Monyleux

"You bought the water but don't own the glass."
- Sony, Microsoft, Everyone
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Posted 05 January 2012 - 04:13 PM

Fuck the glass!!! What did it ever do for me!!!

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Posted 05 January 2012 - 05:09 PM

"We know water drinkers don't really want a drink, so we've put toast in the glass instead"
- cinematic next-gen developers

"We know you liked Coke, so here's a glass of water. The water is Coke brand. It's far better Coke than Coke was."
- Franchise reimagining

"You can get a refill of cooler, fresher water for free!"
- CD Projekt

"This water has colouring in it to make it deep and artistic. Also it tastes funny."
- indie developers
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Posted 05 January 2012 - 05:50 PM

"Damned corporations, they drank half of our glass!"

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Posted 05 January 2012 - 07:32 PM

"We're huge fans of the original glass of water, and in our re-imagining of the water glass we wanted to make sure to stick to the 4 pillars ofwhat made the original great: clarity, wetness, liquidity, and the way the water fills the cup. But at the same time we wanted to bring our own vision into it, make it more accessible to the new audience. that's why we've added modern features such as the clear glass, to let you see all the water at once, and made the glass more empty, to speed up the pace of the experience" -Eidos Montreal.
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View PostJump Around, on 23 October 2011 - 11:04 AM, said:

And I want to state that Ment has out-weaseled me by far in this game.
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Posted 05 January 2012 - 07:46 PM

"Wait, this is just water! Where's the glass of orphan tears I ordered!" - EA
Hello, soldiers, look at your mage, now back to me, now back at your mage, now back to me. Sadly, he isn’t me, but if he stopped being an unascended mortal and switched to Sole Spice, he could smell like he’s me. Look down, back up, where are you? You’re in a warren with the High Mage your cadre mage could smell like. What’s in your hand, back at me. I have it, it’s an acorn with two gates to that realm you love. Look again, the acorn is now otataral. Anything is possible when your mage smells like Sole Spice and not a Bole brother. I’m on a quorl.
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Posted 06 January 2012 - 02:14 PM

"if you destroy the glass blocks, will be left with a standing pillar of water!" - notch, Mojang.
........oOOOOOo
......//| | |oO
.....|| | | | O....
BEERS!

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Posted 12 January 2012 - 08:52 AM

"It is important that the gamer learns to pour for themselves. We've made the game deliberately different from the manual and the game ends when you spill a drop, which, with our controls and the learning curve is a given. The game will be patched several months after release." - Paradox

"The colour of the water was different in 1942 from that in the game. What a pile of shite." - Paradox gamer.


"We don't understand graphics, we don't understand gameplay, we don't understand Real Time, we don't understand the sport we base our games on, but we have got zee license." - Cyanide (unfair in case of Bloodbowl, otherwise accurate).
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