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Suvudu Cage Match It's that time again.

#101 User is offline   Ceda Cicero 

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Posted 30 December 2011 - 01:42 AM

View PostAnomanderRakeSoD, on 29 December 2011 - 04:23 PM, said:

http://sf-fantasy.suvudu.com/2011/12/cage-match-2012-the-character-list.html/comment-page-3#comment-36524

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This is like literotica for Rake fanboys.

That notwithstanding, let's keep two things in mind: (1) within the sole context of the Malazan world, SE and ICE have both shown that perpetual demonstrations of power/legacies/reputations have the potential to not hold that much water depending on the particularities of circumstance. Vastly powerful beings have been known to fall at what would seem to be the drop of the hat at times, while at other times, nondescript mortals can suddenly be in a position of immense power. Point being, no one here is going to dispute that Rake is megabadass, arguably the biggest and best one around, but that doesn't change the fact that he's the megabadass in a fantasy setting where rules change at the turn of a page.

(2) this is the Suvudu fucking cage match where characters like Jaime Lannister beat Cthulhu and clueless bastards like Perrin Aybara make it to the finals.

View PostIlluyankas, on 07 April 2011 - 08:37 PM, said:

How do you rape a cave? Do you ask, "You want to fuck, yes?" hear the echo come back, "Yes... es... es..." and get your barnacle-gouged groove on?

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#102 User is offline   MillionSpots 

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Posted 30 December 2011 - 05:19 AM

View PostAnomanderRakeSoD, on 29 December 2011 - 04:23 PM, said:

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I don't think this bit can be used to justify Rake's prowess in fighting. It was planned, after all, and the victim just stood there.
Now, if it's Rake's ability to fight with Dragnipur being heavy...


Also, couldn't Kellhus
Spoiler

ETA: should be 'arrows' and not swords. *facepalm*

Excited for 2012's lineup, now that I know more characters than I did last year...

This post has been edited by MillionSpots: 31 December 2011 - 05:58 AM

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Posted 30 December 2011 - 10:44 AM

I'd hope so. Even I could manage that to some extent.

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#104 User is offline   Loki 

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Posted 31 December 2011 - 08:33 AM

I find it hard to understand this thread because people just use 'Spoiler' without mentioning which book the spoiler comes from and so I just refuse to read any of them. :D

Wry, on 29 February 2012 - 10:50 AM, said:

And you're not complaining, you're criticizing. It's a side-effect of being better than everyone else, I get it sometimes too.

~TQB~
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Posted 31 December 2011 - 11:35 AM

View PostLoki, on 31 December 2011 - 08:33 AM, said:

I find it hard to understand this thread because people just use 'Spoiler' without mentioning which book the spoiler comes from and so I just refuse to read any of them. :D

I labeled mine! I think all of these are from Prince of Nothing.

The President (2012) said:

Please proceed, Governor.

Chris Christie (2016) said:

There it is.

Elizabeth Warren (2020) said:

And no, I’m not talking about Donald Trump. I’m talking about Mayor Bloomberg.
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Posted 31 December 2011 - 03:51 PM

Not true. There are some major spoilers for TTH in here
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Posted 26 February 2012 - 09:56 AM

We are only a week away from the start of this year's Suvudu Cage Match. Get your voting technique sorted and stretch those fingers - time to carry Rake to victory!



Edit: Also, for those of you who may be interested - Suvudu Cage Match 2012 - Call for Art!
Entries close at 11:59pm 26/02/2012...so tonight! Submit, submit, submit!

This post has been edited by Loki: 26 February 2012 - 11:34 AM

Wry, on 29 February 2012 - 10:50 AM, said:

And you're not complaining, you're criticizing. It's a side-effect of being better than everyone else, I get it sometimes too.

~TQB~
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#108 User is offline   Kanese S's 

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Posted 26 February 2012 - 12:26 PM

*Cracks knuckles*
Laseen did nothing wrong.

I demand Telorast & Curdle plushies.
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