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Suvudu Cage Match It's that time again.

#1 User is offline   Terez 

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Posted 10 December 2011 - 05:30 AM

http://sf-fantasy.su...acter-list.html

The list:

• Anasûrimbor Kellhus — R. Scott Bakker
• Anomander Rake — Steven Erikson
• Atticus O'Sullivan — Kevin Hearne
• Aurest — Paula Brandon
• Babcock — Justin Cronin
• Bast — Patrick Rothfuss
• Bram — Lia Habel
• Caine — Matthew Stover
• Carnival — Alan Campbel
l• Chess Putnam — Stacia Kane
• Claire Haskell — David J. Williams
• The Dagda Mor — Terry Brooks
• Darian Frey — Chris Wooding
• Esmerelda "Esme" Weatherwax (Granny Weatherwax) — Terry Pratchett
• Evangeline Stone — Kelly Meding
• Erevis Cale — Paul S. Kemp
• The Escapist — Michael Chabon
• Felix — Ted Kosmatka
• Ferro Maljinn — Joe Abercrombie
• The Fool — Robin Hobb
• Gale Hawthorne — Suzanne Collins
• Gimli — J.R.R. Tolkien
• Gray Mouser — Fritz Lieber
• Greg Mandel — Peter F. Hamilton
• Harry Potter — J.K. Rowling
• Havemercy — Jaida Jones and Dani Bennett
• The Horned King — Lloyd Alexander
• Iorek Byrnison — Philip Pullman
• Jardir — Peter Brett
• Jean Tannen — Scott Lynch
• Jonathan Strange — Susanna Clarke
• Juan "Johnny" Rico — Robert Heinlein
• Julia — Lev Grossman
• Kelsier — Brandon Sanderson
• Kull — Robert E. Howard
• Kylar Stern — Brent Weeks
• Lady Jessica — Frank Herbert
• Mellorin Rebaine — Ari Marmell
• Moiraine Damodred — Robert Jordan
• Morrolan e'Drien — Steven Brust
• Mr. Wednesday — Neil Gaiman
• Napoleon (on a dragon) — Naomi Novik
• Paksenarrion — Elizabeth Moon
• Peter Grant — Ben Aaronovitch
• Rachel Morgan — Kim Harrison
• Randur Estevu — Mark Charan Newton
• Ray Lilly – Harry Connolly
• Raylene Pendle — Cherie Priest
• Revan — Drew Karpyshyn
• Richard Rahl — Terry Goodkind
• Ringil Eskiath — Richard K. Morgan
• Saphira — Chris Paolini
• Seregil — Lynn Flewelling
• Sparhawk — David Eddings
• Stony Mayhall — Daryl Gregory
• Susan Delgado (or Susannah Dean) — Stephen King
• Tarzan — Edgar Rice Burroughs
• Tattoo — China Miéville
• Tomas — Raymond Feist
• Tyrion Lannister — George R.R. Martin
• Waylander — David Gemmell
• The Wicked Witch — Frank Baum
• Y.T. — Neal Stephenson
• Zaphod Beeblebrox — Douglas Adams


I am thinking Moiraine could take Rake.

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Posted 10 December 2011 - 05:48 AM

View PostTerez, on 10 December 2011 - 05:30 AM, said:

• Susan Delgado (or Susannah Dean) — Stephen King


What's Susan gonna do? Look beautiful?
Puck was not birthed, she was cleaved from a lava flow and shaped by a fierce god's hands. - [worry]
Ninja Puck, Ninja Puck, really doesn't give a fuck..? - [King Lear]
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Posted 10 December 2011 - 06:28 AM

Kellhus v. Rake is definitely going to happen. Kylar Stern v. Kelsier needs to happen as well.
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Posted 10 December 2011 - 06:30 AM

I know someone did it last time on the facebook page, but you should post here to remind people to vote for Rake when needed. I always forget! :D
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#5 User is offline   Terez 

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Posted 10 December 2011 - 06:34 AM

I want to see Zaphod Beeblebrox vs Richard Rahl.

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Posted 10 December 2011 - 06:43 AM

Harry Potter, most useless character on the list? What's he gonna do, disarm people? :D I'm pretty confident the killing spell wouldn't even touch half the people on this list, even. XD

But yeah, fairly odd list, imo. On the one end we've got literal God-Tier characters (Rake, etc) and on the other we have...unpowered mortals with no unique skills (Gimli? O.o). Yeah...>.>
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Posted 10 December 2011 - 07:01 AM

I am wanting a Rake versus Zaphod Beeblebrox final! XD

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And you're not complaining, you're criticizing. It's a side-effect of being better than everyone else, I get it sometimes too.

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Posted 10 December 2011 - 07:19 AM

On bookwise performance, Rake has this in the bag. Quite literally FUCK YOU I'M A DRAGON
Hello, soldiers, look at your mage, now back to me, now back at your mage, now back to me. Sadly, he isn’t me, but if he stopped being an unascended mortal and switched to Sole Spice, he could smell like he’s me. Look down, back up, where are you? You’re in a warren with the High Mage your cadre mage could smell like. What’s in your hand, back at me. I have it, it’s an acorn with two gates to that realm you love. Look again, the acorn is now otataral. Anything is possible when your mage smells like Sole Spice and not a Bole brother. I’m on a quorl.
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Posted 10 December 2011 - 07:45 AM

calling a kellhus/rake final, if this goes down according to how powerful people actually are. it never does, but still, last year was encouraging. the most durable contender won - quick ben.

and after all, we here know that malazans always win, even if they're tiste andii. coz they don't play fair, they just play to win.
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Posted 10 December 2011 - 07:52 AM

Well,time to fire up the ol' vote spamming machine.
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Posted 10 December 2011 - 07:56 AM

Still have a few months before that Stormy.

Wry, on 29 February 2012 - 10:50 AM, said:

And you're not complaining, you're criticizing. It's a side-effect of being better than everyone else, I get it sometimes too.

~TQB~
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#12 User is offline   Terez 

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Posted 10 December 2011 - 08:14 AM

They pretty much took care of that just before the end last time, didn't they? In any case, WoT fans might surprise you in what they would be willing to do for Moiraine. Not that I'm making threats, or anything. Just saying. (WoT and Malazan spoilers)

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Posted 10 December 2011 - 08:51 AM

Rake Tomas finale would be tits.
Rake will won obviously, but if Tomas calls in a dragon it would get interesting
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Posted 10 December 2011 - 09:01 AM

Any Rake/Moiraine fight is going to go one way only. He takes her out for a balconytop meal on Moon's Spawn to wine and dine her in the most erudite and sophisticated manner, before he sticks his Dragnipur in-saidar Pit of Doom then goes saidin on her Eye of the World via the Taint. Brandon and Steve should get together and make it happen.

This post has been edited by Illuyankas: 10 December 2011 - 09:01 AM

Hello, soldiers, look at your mage, now back to me, now back at your mage, now back to me. Sadly, he isn’t me, but if he stopped being an unascended mortal and switched to Sole Spice, he could smell like he’s me. Look down, back up, where are you? You’re in a warren with the High Mage your cadre mage could smell like. What’s in your hand, back at me. I have it, it’s an acorn with two gates to that realm you love. Look again, the acorn is now otataral. Anything is possible when your mage smells like Sole Spice and not a Bole brother. I’m on a quorl.
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Posted 10 December 2011 - 10:19 AM

There are very few of them I'm familiar with, Rake, Tomas, Rahl, Tyrion and....sigh....Potter.

Of these, only Rake and Tomas are truly powerful. Rake being who he is of course and Tomas being who he is. Rahl is powerful, certainly, and he'd annihilate Potter in an instant, but I just don't see him measure up to either Rake or Tomas. With those two I can see it go both ways. Yes, Rake is insanely powerful, but so is Tomas (before he was nerfed)

Yet somehoe I suspect that it'll go to Tyrion...
Screw you all, and have a nice day!

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Posted 10 December 2011 - 10:34 AM

Zaphod just needs to flick on the infinite improbability drive and he's won :D
meh. Link was dead :(
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Posted 10 December 2011 - 10:36 AM

Weatherwax to whip morraine ..... truelly torn between Tomas and Rake in this one......
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Posted 10 December 2011 - 01:23 PM

Granny Weatherwax will put Rake and Morraine in a Headology headlock.
Para todos todo, para nosotros nada.

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Posted 10 December 2011 - 01:59 PM

Edit: apologize if I offended someone, not the intention.

This post has been edited by Pig Iron: 10 December 2011 - 06:35 PM

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Posted 10 December 2011 - 02:13 PM

Rake, Kellhus, Tomas, Moiraine with an angreal/s'angreal and Rahl are the power houses in this. Rake is the most powerful of course but the other characters are up there.
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