[Obdigore]

I don't want to grow up, I'm a Toys' R Us kid
There's a million toys at Toys 'R Us that I can play with!
From bikes, to trains, to video games,
It's the biggest toy store there is! Gee whiz!
I don't want to grow, cuz baby if I did,
I wouldn't be a Toys 'R Us kid!

[Tapper]

coin operated boy
sitting on the shelf he is just a toy
but i turn him on and he comes to life
automatic joy
that is why i want a coin operated boy

made of plastic and elastic
he is rugged and long-lasting
who could ever ever ask for more
love without complications galore
many shapes and weights to choose from
i will never leave my bedroom
i will never cry at night again
wrap my arms around him and pretend....

Coin Operated Boy - Dresden Dolls

This post has been edited by Tapper: 19 October 2011 - 08:10 AM

[Obdigore]

I'm a barbie girl, in the barbie world
Life in plastic, it's fantastic!
you can brush my hair, undress me everywhere
Imagination, life is your creation
Come on Barbie, let's go party!

[Tapper]

Her neon mouth with the blinking soft smile
Is nothing but an electric sign
You could say she has an individual style
She's part of a colorful time

Super-sealed lady, chrome-color clothes
You wear 'cause you have no other
But I suppose no one knows
You're my plastic fantastic lover

Jefferson Airplane

(OK, I have to admit I stumbled onto this when searching for the lyrics of Plastik Fantastik by Felix da Housecat, which I couldn't find anywhere, as Jefferson Airplane is not really my cup of tea and I most certainly don't know their lyrics by heart).

This post has been edited by Tapper: 19 October 2011 - 08:19 AM

[Obdigore]

When you see a guy reach for stars in the sky
You can bet that he's doing it for some doll.
When you spot a John waiting out in the rain
Chances are he's insane as only a John can be for a Jane.
When you meet a gent paying all kinds of rent
For a flat that could flatten the Taj Mahal.
Call it sad, call it funny.
But it's better than even money
That the guy's only doing it for some doll.

[Mott]

She's electric
She's in a family full of eccentrics
She done things I never expected
And I need more time
She's got a sister
And god only knows how I've missed her
On the palm of her hand is a blister
And I need more time

And I want you to know
I've got my mind made up now
But I need more time
And I want you to say
Do you know what I'm saying?
But I need more ....
Coz I'll be you and you'll be me
There's lots and lots for us to see
There's lots and lots for us to do
She is electric, can I be electric too?

[Tapper]

Jingle, Single,
Radio, Video,
Satellite, Satellite

Jingle, Single,
Radio, Video,
Satellite, Satellite,
Transmission, Reception,
Broadcast, Website,
Satellite, Satellite

Fashion, Passion,
Submission, Position,
Satellite, Satellite,
Producer, Designer,
Engineer, Editor,
Satellite, Satellite

Satellite by Bosco

[Obdigore]

Satellite in my eyes
Like a diamond in the sky
How I wonder.
Satellite strung from the moon
And the world your balloon
Peeping tom for the mother station
Winter's cold spring erases
And the calm away by the storm is chasing
Everything good needs replacing
Look up, look down all around, hey satellite

[Mott]

Your mother recognizes all your desperate displays
And she watches as her babies drift violently away
'Til they see themselves in telescopes
Listen, do you see yourself in me?
We're such crazy babies, little monkey
We're so fucked up, you and me
So why'd you come home to this faithless town
Where we make a lifetime commitment
To recovering the satellites
And all anybody really wants to know is...
When are you gonna' come down

[Tapper]

Oh when it all, it all falls down
I'm telling you ohh, it all falls down

Man I promise, she's so self conscious
She has no idea what she's doing in college
That major that she majored in don't make no money
But she won't drop out, her parents will look at her funny
Now, tell me that ain't insecurrre

Kanye West

This post has been edited by Tapper: 19 October 2011 - 09:36 AM

[Obdigore]

That party last night was awfully crazy I wish we taped it
I danced my ass off and had this one girl completely naked
Drink my beer and smoke my weed but my good friends is all I need
Pass out at 3, wake up at 10, go out to eat then do it again
Man, I love college

[Tapper]

Oooh baby you want me?
Oooh baby you want me?
Oooh baby you want me?
Well you can get this lap dance here for free
Now you can get this lap dance here for free
Well you can get this lap dance here for free
Oooh baby you want me?
Now you can get this lap dance here for free

N*E*R*D

This post has been edited by Tapper: 19 October 2011 - 09:35 AM

[Obdigore]

you let me violate you
you let me desecrate you
you let me penetrate you
you let me complicate you

help me
i broke apart my insides
help me
i've got no soul to sell
help me
the only thing that works for me
help me get away from myself

[Tapper]

I sold my soul to the Devil
But the Devil came back for more
Well I'm in need of some cash
So what is he waiting for

Sold my soul - Gare du Nord

This post has been edited by Tapper: 19 October 2011 - 09:35 AM

[Obdigore]

I prayed to God and Jesus
But I guess they didn't hear
My sacrfice was useless
My pleas fell on deaf ears
So I cried in desperation
Bowed to evil sorcery

I looked to the Lord in heaven
But he must have looked away
My crying eyes repentant
Please send her love to light my day
So I cried in desperation
Bowed to evil sorcery

I sold my soul
Sold my soul
I sold my soul to the devil

[Mott]

You could've been the real one
You could've been the one enough for me
You could've been the free one
(the broken down and sick one)
Remnant of a vacant life

You come around when you find me faithless
You come around when you find me faceless
Fuck me like you hate me
(dig it up and tear it down)
Dig it up and hold me out
Fuck me like you hate me
(dig it up and tear it down)
I love the sound when you come undone

[Obdigore]

Love the kind you clean up with a mop and bucket
Like the lost catacombs of Egypt only God knows where we stuck it
Hieroglyphics? Let me be Pacific I wanna be down in your South Seas
But I got this notion that the motion of your ocean means "Small Craft Advisory"
So if I capsize on your thighs high tide, B-5 you sunk my battleship
Please turn me on I'm Mister Coffee with an automatic drip
So show me yours I'll show you mine "Tool Time" you'll Lovett just like Lyle
And then we'll do it doggy style so we can both watch "X-Files"

Do it now
You and me baby ain't nothin' but mammals
So let's do it like they do on the Discovery Channel

[Tapper]

Pam Pam! Woohoo get freaked on!
Pam Pam Woohoo get freaked on!

Now I make my climax show
I make my climax wow (??????)
I make my climax show
Like something 4 porno
Like something 4 porno
Like something 4 porno

Felix da Housecat, something 4 p*rno

This post has been edited by Tapper: 19 October 2011 - 09:35 AM

[Mott]

She jumped into bed, making no alarm
Thinking a young sailor lad could do to her no harm
And I hugged her and I kissed her the whole night long
Till she wished the short night had been seven years long

Early next morning the sailor lad arose
And into Mary's apron threw a handful of gold
Saying, Take this, my dear, for the mischief that I've done
For tonight I fear I've left you with a daughter or a son

[Obdigore]

Sunday was the day that they were to have their flare-up
He dressed himself quite gay
I frizzed and oiled my hair up
The Captain had no wife and he had gone a-fishin’
She groped me on the stairs beneath the old man’s kitchen

Her arms around my waist she slyly hinted marriage
When to the door in haste came Captain Kelly’s carriage
Her eyes were full of hate and poison she was spittin’
The Captain kicked the door in and stormed into the kitchen

When the Captain came downstairs he saw my situation
In spite of all his prayers he was marched off to the station
For him they’d take no bail
To get home I was itchin’
He had to tell the tale how I came into the kitchen

I said she did invite me
But she gave flat denial
For assault she did indict me and I was sent for trial
She swore he’d robbed her house
In spite of all her screechin’
I got six months hard
For his courtin’ in the kitchen

This post has been edited by Obdigore: 19 October 2011 - 08:59 AM