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You're a-pee'n, I'm a-pee'n... We're all a-pee'n

#1 User is offline   Beezulbubba 

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Posted 06 August 2011 - 11:49 PM

Q: If you are Russian before you enter the bathroom and Finnish after you leave the bathroom, what are you when you are in the bathroom?
A: European. (You're a-peein'.)

I just had to get that off my chest..... carry on.

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Posted 07 August 2011 - 12:54 AM

:)

That's almost as bad as:

No man is an island, but when you piss, urination.

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Posted 07 August 2011 - 02:54 AM

Protip: When telling jokes, it's always best to preface the joke with the punchline. =)
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Posted 07 August 2011 - 04:14 AM

 TaxManATX, on 07 August 2011 - 02:54 AM, said:

Protip: When telling jokes, it's always best to preface the joke with the punchline. =)

That's what she said...
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Posted 07 August 2011 - 08:41 AM

 amphibian, on 07 August 2011 - 04:14 AM, said:

 TaxManATX, on 07 August 2011 - 02:54 AM, said:

Protip: When telling jokes, it's always best to preface the joke with the punchline. =)

That's what she said...

Preface: That's what she said.
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#6 User is offline   cerveza_fiesta 

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Posted 08 August 2011 - 04:16 PM

I bet I could eat 100 prefaced punchlines.
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Posted 08 August 2011 - 10:33 PM

 cerveza_fiesta, on 08 August 2011 - 04:16 PM, said:

I bet I could eat 100 prefaced punchlines.


Don't feel bad if you can't. With my punchline-gobbling exercise regimen anyone can learn to eat 100 prefaced punchlines in only 4 weeks!

View Postworrywort, on 14 September 2012 - 08:07 PM, said:

I kinda love it when D'rek unleashes her nerd wrath, as I knew she would here. Sorry innocent bystanders, but someone's gotta be the kindling.
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