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There's a murder of crows in my yard And I am freaking out

#21 Gust Hubb

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Posted 20 August 2011 - 11:01 PM

This: http://forum.malazan...50&hl=pets&st=0

"You don't clean u other peoples messes.... You roll in them like a dog on leftover smoked whitefish torn out f the trash by raccoons after Sunday brunch on a hot day."
~Abyss

#22 Gust Hubb

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Posted 21 September 2011 - 10:10 PM

We are still watching you, Rodeo.

"You don't clean u other peoples messes.... You roll in them like a dog on leftover smoked whitefish torn out f the trash by raccoons after Sunday brunch on a hot day."
~Abyss

#23 Slow Ben

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Posted 21 September 2011 - 10:42 PM

Caw!

I've always been crazy but its kept me from going insane.

#24 RodeoRanch

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Posted 21 September 2011 - 11:35 PM

I suspect the beavers and the crows to be cahoots.

#25 King Lear

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Posted 22 September 2011 - 02:51 AM

Can't trust beaver.

*Men's Frights Activist*

#26 rhulad

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Posted 22 September 2011 - 08:33 PM

There is a badger under your porch. The Crows will inform it of when you have vacated your home and it will steal your pants.

#27 RodeoRanch

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Posted 22 September 2011 - 09:03 PM

There was skunk in the front yard yesterday.

Just where does this conspiracy end?!

#28 Gust Hubb

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Posted 22 September 2011 - 09:36 PM

With your untimely demise....

"You don't clean u other peoples messes.... You roll in them like a dog on leftover smoked whitefish torn out f the trash by raccoons after Sunday brunch on a hot day."
~Abyss

#29 worry

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Posted 22 September 2011 - 09:38 PM

That's the meanest thing you ever said, GH.

They came with white hands and left with red hands.

#30 Gust Hubb

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Posted 22 September 2011 - 09:46 PM

worrywort, on 22 September 2011 - 09:38 PM, said:

That's the meanest thing you ever said, GH.

Aw, that's so sweet Worrywort. May a crow sit on your shoulder guarding you for all time (I would recommend white shirts for the rest of your existence too....

)

"You don't clean u other peoples messes.... You roll in them like a dog on leftover smoked whitefish torn out f the trash by raccoons after Sunday brunch on a hot day."
~Abyss