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Damnit Jim!

#1 User is offline   cerveza_fiesta 

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Posted 29 July 2011 - 02:34 PM

I'm a DOCTOR, not a guy who posts random shit on the internet!
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BEERS!

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#2 User is offline   Aptorian 

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Posted 29 July 2011 - 07:32 PM

Dammit Cerveza! Stop horsing around!


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Posted 29 July 2011 - 07:36 PM

Mallet says, 'Damnit Whiskeyjack! I'm a miracle worker, not a doctor.'
Trust me, I'm a doctor.
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Posted 29 July 2011 - 08:51 PM

I'm a doctor not a doorstop!
The Pub is Always Open

Proud supporter of the Wolves of Winter. Glory be to her Majesty, The Lady Snow.
Cursed Summer returns. The Lady Now Sleeps.

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You're a rock.
A non-touching itself rock.
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Posted 29 July 2011 - 09:27 PM

I need you Jim. I need you now!
Take good care to keep relations civil
It's decent in the first of gentlemen
To speak friendly, Even to the devil
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Posted 29 July 2011 - 10:03 PM

I'm trying to thank you, you pointed-eared hobgoblin!
<!--quoteo(post=462161:date=Nov 1 2008, 06:13 PM:name=Aptorian)--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (Aptorian @ Nov 1 2008, 06:13 PM) <a href="index.php?act=findpost&pid=462161"><{POST_SNAPBACK}></a></div><div class='quotemain'><!--quotec-->God damn. Mighty drunk. Must ... what is the english movement movement movement for drunk... with out you seemimg drunk?

bla bla bla

Peopleare harrasing me... grrrrrh.

Also people with big noses aren't jews, they're just french

EDIT: We has editted so mucj that5 we're not quite sure... also, leave britney alone.<!--QuoteEnd--></div><!--QuoteEEnd-->
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Posted 29 July 2011 - 10:19 PM

I like this site! You know, it's exciting!
Mottfather, who art in chat, hallowed be thy name, thy empire come, thy magic be done, on wu as it is in warren. give us this day our daily cahpters, and forgive us our timeline, as we forgive yours, lead us not into goodkind, but deliver us from ayn rand, for thine is the series, the epic, the glory, I<3WJ ~ Obdi and GH
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Posted 29 July 2011 - 10:22 PM

These aren't the references you're looking for. Move along.
Hello, soldiers, look at your mage, now back to me, now back at your mage, now back to me. Sadly, he isn’t me, but if he stopped being an unascended mortal and switched to Sole Spice, he could smell like he’s me. Look down, back up, where are you? You’re in a warren with the High Mage your cadre mage could smell like. What’s in your hand, back at me. I have it, it’s an acorn with two gates to that realm you love. Look again, the acorn is now otataral. Anything is possible when your mage smells like Sole Spice and not a Bole brother. I’m on a quorl.
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Posted 29 July 2011 - 10:46 PM



While Kirk has loads of epic fighting styles this wall one is my favorite (0.19)


This post has been edited by tiam: 29 July 2011 - 10:48 PM

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Posted 30 July 2011 - 12:47 AM

I am your best source of amusing internet pictures. Search your feelings. You know them to be true.
Suck it Errant!


"It's time to kick ass and chew bubblegum...and I'm all out of gum."

QUOTE (KeithF @ Jun 30 2009, 09:49 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
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Posted 31 July 2011 - 07:38 AM

ARGH WRONG FANDOM
<!--quoteo(post=462161:date=Nov 1 2008, 06:13 PM:name=Aptorian)--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (Aptorian @ Nov 1 2008, 06:13 PM) <a href="index.php?act=findpost&pid=462161"><{POST_SNAPBACK}></a></div><div class='quotemain'><!--quotec-->God damn. Mighty drunk. Must ... what is the english movement movement movement for drunk... with out you seemimg drunk?

bla bla bla

Peopleare harrasing me... grrrrrh.

Also people with big noses aren't jews, they're just french

EDIT: We has editted so mucj that5 we're not quite sure... also, leave britney alone.<!--QuoteEnd--></div><!--QuoteEEnd-->
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#12 User is offline   bubba 

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Posted 31 July 2011 - 12:50 PM

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#13 User is offline   Aptorian 

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Posted 31 July 2011 - 05:09 PM

Look at these clowns Bubba. How many clowns do you see Bubba? Tell me how many clowns you see and this could all be over. All you have to say is that you see 5 clowns.

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Posted 31 July 2011 - 05:30 PM

What? No. there are 4 clowns there. 4 clowns. One. Two. Three. Four.

Not 5?
THIS IS HOW I ROLL BITCHES!!!
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Posted 31 July 2011 - 05:34 PM

Don't make me electrocute you Bent. Just tell me how many clowns you see.
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Posted 31 July 2011 - 05:38 PM

I....I see....4......clowns......I think......No! I SEE 4 CLOWNS!!!!! 4. F-O-U-R!!!! AHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!
THIS IS HOW I ROLL BITCHES!!!
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Posted 31 July 2011 - 05:44 PM

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THIS IS HOW I ROLL BITCHES!!!
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Posted 31 July 2011 - 05:49 PM

ZAP!
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Posted 01 August 2011 - 03:21 AM

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....sorry I lost count after the gun jammed....what was the question?

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#20 User is offline   cerveza_fiesta 

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Posted 02 August 2011 - 06:05 PM

damnit jim, I made this thread about Star trek, not about CLOWNS!
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