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The Beard Thread For beard lovers everywhere

#101 User is offline   Jade-Green Pig-Hog Swine-Beast 

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Posted 21 January 2012 - 05:39 PM

This is just it, I do take care of it, often rather overzealously. I'm having to fight the urge to keep it tidy in order to allow it to grow.
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Posted 21 January 2012 - 10:29 PM

i comb mine pretty much every day. is that weird?
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Posted 21 January 2012 - 11:01 PM

Beards are weird. Therefore, all things to do with beards (except for eliminating them) are also weird. QED.
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Posted 21 January 2012 - 11:14 PM

View PostSinisdar Toste, on 21 January 2012 - 10:29 PM, said:

i comb mine pretty much every day. is that weird?


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Posted 22 January 2012 - 12:35 AM

View PostMorgoth, on 21 January 2012 - 11:14 PM, said:

View PostSinisdar Toste, on 21 January 2012 - 10:29 PM, said:

i comb mine pretty much every day. is that weird?


Cougar carries a beard comb around wherever he goes. Rest in the knowledge that he'll always be worse.

That, and that it's used on his chest and not his beard....

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Posted 22 January 2012 - 02:23 AM

Just in case you forgot.


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Posted 23 January 2012 - 11:12 AM

Still upset I'm not allowed a beard at work... :p
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Posted 23 January 2012 - 03:43 PM

Can you not just grow back those awesome sideburns back?
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Posted 26 January 2012 - 02:56 PM

My beard is the beard of all beards. My beard, is the beard of Jesus...

First photo is from a week ago.

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Posted 28 January 2012 - 12:29 AM

View PostUseOfWeapons, on 21 January 2012 - 11:01 PM, said:

Beards are weird. Therefore, all things to do with beards (except for eliminating them) are also weird. QED.


I reject your logic and instead insert my own...

Being clean shaven is weird.. therefore you're weird. QED.
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