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THE CONTEST V Have you Mastery of Your Domain?

#401 User is offline   Use Of Weapons 

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Posted 25 July 2011 - 03:26 PM

Oh no, not the comfy chair! Anything but that!
It is perfectly monstrous the way people go about nowadays saying things against one, behind one's back, that are absolutely and entirely true.
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Posted 25 July 2011 - 03:55 PM

it vibrates...oh gods, it VIBRATES!
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Posted 25 July 2011 - 04:23 PM

I'm now picturing a weirdly washing-machine-shaped chair

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Posted 26 July 2011 - 12:28 AM

 Mentalist, on 25 July 2011 - 12:11 AM, said:

ouch, I feel ya, DW.




If I may be allowed to wax lyrical on the feeling:

Dark things.
Lethal darkness that moves against black space.
Rising on carnal wings through uncharted soul.

The Pub is Always Open

Proud supporter of the Wolves of Winter. Glory be to her Majesty, The Lady Snow.
Cursed Summer returns. The Lady Now Sleeps.

The Sexy Thatch Burning Physicist

Τον Πρωτος Αληθη Δεσποτην της Οικιας Αυτος

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You're a rock.
A non-touching itself rock.
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Posted 26 July 2011 - 04:38 PM

My rebuttle:

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Posted 26 July 2011 - 06:55 PM

My rebuttal:



- THIS IMAGE OF COCO'S BACKSIDE HAS BEEN DEEMED TOO SEXY FOR THIS THREAD, PIC DELETED, SINCERELY, THE FORUM'S SENSE OF DECENCY -
meh. Link was dead :(
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Posted 26 July 2011 - 07:02 PM

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Posted 26 July 2011 - 07:05 PM

I'm turned on by umbrellas.
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Posted 26 July 2011 - 07:06 PM

And one for the ladysPosted Image
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Posted 26 July 2011 - 07:09 PM

And for those who what to see skeleton sex, here is a place to look.
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Posted 27 July 2011 - 02:20 AM

I'm not sure what I was expecting. But I'm somewhat disappointed.
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bla bla bla

Peopleare harrasing me... grrrrrh.

Also people with big noses aren't jews, they're just french

EDIT: We has editted so mucj that5 we're not quite sure... also, leave britney alone.<!--QuoteEnd--></div><!--QuoteEEnd-->
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Posted 27 July 2011 - 07:22 AM

Post below contains ladies only, I fear: a colombian underwear fashion show, spoilered for size (and believe me, that's necessary).

Spoiler


And something that's not spoilered:
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Posted 27 July 2011 - 10:19 AM

 Lizra, on 26 July 2011 - 07:09 PM, said:

And for those who what to see skeleton sex, here is a place to look.



~ Infinity, knows the depths of Tiste's depravity.

Wow, you're really gunning for Tiste to lose the contest early aren't you?

This post has been edited by Infinity: 28 July 2011 - 08:51 AM

Para todos todo, para nosotros nada.

MottI'd always pegged you as more of an Ublala
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Posted 27 July 2011 - 08:21 PM

Have not really had any troubles reaching day 22 ;)


Have a bachelor party this weekend so....
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Posted 27 July 2011 - 08:32 PM

hehe.
had a boredom-induced craving today (i've had 3 days off work).

instead, did a bunch of productive stuff (figured our residence living, made headway on course selections, did laundry)
The problem with the gene pool is that there's no lifeguard
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View PostJump Around, on 23 October 2011 - 11:04 AM, said:

And I want to state that Ment has out-weaseled me by far in this game.
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Posted 27 July 2011 - 09:46 PM

yeah, we're safely past what I consider the truly difficult part - the first couple weeks.

I find that after this point it tends to be more a case of not getting bored.
meh. Link was dead :(
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Posted 28 July 2011 - 08:57 AM

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Posted 29 July 2011 - 01:27 AM

trying to associate breasts to BSOD.... that picture is evil.
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View PostJump Around, on 23 October 2011 - 11:04 AM, said:

And I want to state that Ment has out-weaseled me by far in this game.
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Posted 29 July 2011 - 04:33 AM

 Mentalist, on 29 July 2011 - 01:27 AM, said:

trying to associate breasts to BSOD.... that picture is evil.


BAD. Don't do anything that might confuse your sexy reflex with your angry reflex.
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bla bla bla

Peopleare harrasing me... grrrrrh.

Also people with big noses aren't jews, they're just french

EDIT: We has editted so mucj that5 we're not quite sure... also, leave britney alone.<!--QuoteEnd--></div><!--QuoteEEnd-->
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Posted 29 July 2011 - 08:36 AM

 Adjutant Stormy, on 29 July 2011 - 04:33 AM, said:

 Mentalist, on 29 July 2011 - 01:27 AM, said:

trying to associate breasts to BSOD.... that picture is evil.


BAD. Don't do anything that might confuse your sexy reflex with your angry reflex.

Everyone's a critic.
Well, here's Melanie Iglesias (I'm in love) doing a stop motion flip book. Quite charming.
viddler link

And some perfect boobage and beauty:
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and for the ladies, some celebrities, hopefully tasty and to your taste.
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