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THE CONTEST V Have you Mastery of Your Domain?

#201 User is offline   Darkwatch 

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Posted 09 July 2011 - 02:39 PM

Well the first week keeps its reputation of having mass losses. After next Tuesday things will begin getting harder.

I changed the Out to add the nuance Coco suggested. As to whether Tiste joins the legendary, I'm divided on the issue, I guess we'll see when we get there.
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You're a rock.
A non-touching itself rock.
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Posted 09 July 2011 - 11:29 PM

< Out.

It was the wife, in the bedroom, with the revolver.

Oh well. Alls well that ends well.
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Posted 10 July 2011 - 05:19 AM

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Posted 10 July 2011 - 06:27 AM

Well, I must admit to getting myself out. But Brynjie and I will stand firm, erect even, in our defiance.
<!--quoteo(post=462161:date=Nov 1 2008, 06:13 PM:name=Aptorian)--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (Aptorian @ Nov 1 2008, 06:13 PM) <a href="index.php?act=findpost&pid=462161"><{POST_SNAPBACK}></a></div><div class='quotemain'><!--quotec-->God damn. Mighty drunk. Must ... what is the english movement movement movement for drunk... with out you seemimg drunk?

bla bla bla

Peopleare harrasing me... grrrrrh.

Also people with big noses aren't jews, they're just french

EDIT: We has editted so mucj that5 we're not quite sure... also, leave britney alone.<!--QuoteEnd--></div><!--QuoteEEnd-->
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Posted 10 July 2011 - 12:18 PM

It's moments like now that I'm glad I didn't elect to participate - one evil fucking possessed doll and a broken controller means I've a lot of frustrated anger to find an outlet for and I currently don't have access to any spare breakable things to smash or trees to cut down so I guess it'll have to be sex.

Wry, on 29 February 2012 - 10:50 AM, said:

And you're not complaining, you're criticizing. It's a side-effect of being better than everyone else, I get it sometimes too.

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Posted 10 July 2011 - 12:42 PM

Methinks it's time to introduce my uncoordinated girlfriend to video gaming...
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Posted 11 July 2011 - 12:07 PM

So then the first week is pretty much up and has claimed a good many victims.
Now the real test begins.
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You're a rock.
A non-touching itself rock.
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Posted 11 July 2011 - 03:54 PM

No issues here whatsoever. I guess it was helped by the fact that I was working on the weekend and my parents were down so no desire/chance to do anything anyway. As DW said, now the real test begins. And it's just under 5 weeks til my wedding. I can do this. ;)
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Posted 11 July 2011 - 04:56 PM

I get the occasional craving, I won't lie. easily suppressed though. i've been rather busy.
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View PostJump Around, on 23 October 2011 - 11:04 AM, said:

And I want to state that Ment has out-weaseled me by far in this game.
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Posted 11 July 2011 - 05:04 PM

I should have entered, I feel too terrible to get up, let alone anything more sordid.
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Posted 11 July 2011 - 05:13 PM

View PostIlluyankas, on 11 July 2011 - 05:04 PM, said:

I should have entered, I feel too terrible to get up, let alone anything more sordid.


I suppose it would be a bad idea to ask you to define 'get up' in this context?;)

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Posted 11 July 2011 - 09:06 PM

View PostTiste Simeon, on 11 July 2011 - 03:54 PM, said:

No issues here whatsoever. I guess it was helped by the fact that I was working on the weekend and my parents were down so no desire/chance to do anything anyway. As DW said, now the real test begins. And it's just under 5 weeks til my wedding. I can do this. ;)


You, sir, are misguided. Once you have sealed your doom, been married, you'll remember fondly the days when you actually had a choice in the matter of celibacy and the stoic retention of spermal materials., and say to yourself, "Whyfore did I not pound the baloney pony until it screamed for mercy! Oh, sweet privacy, I long for you; to bask in the glory of my rampant self-flagellation, to build a veritable mound of pron to cool my fevered brow! If only I had one more day ..." Well, you get the idea.
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Posted 11 July 2011 - 09:13 PM

View PostHiddenOne, on 11 July 2011 - 09:06 PM, said:

View PostTiste Simeon, on 11 July 2011 - 03:54 PM, said:

No issues here whatsoever. I guess it was helped by the fact that I was working on the weekend and my parents were down so no desire/chance to do anything anyway. As DW said, now the real test begins. And it's just under 5 weeks til my wedding. I can do this. ;)


Oh, sweet privacy, I long for you; to bask in the glory of my rampant self-flagellation, to build a veritable mound of dead bodies upon which to slake my filthy, depraved lust! If only I had one more day to visit the cemetary...or even a morgue..." Well, you get the idea.


Fixed that for you.
meh. Link was dead :(
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Posted 11 July 2011 - 09:39 PM

I'm out :/
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Posted 11 July 2011 - 09:50 PM

View PostGothos, on 11 July 2011 - 09:39 PM, said:

I'm out :/

One less person to send pron to, then ;)
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Posted 11 July 2011 - 09:51 PM

View PostGothos, on 11 July 2011 - 09:39 PM, said:

I'm out :/

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#217 User is offline   Gothos 

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Posted 11 July 2011 - 09:52 PM

Just now? No.
It is not the critic who counts; not the man who points out how the strong man stumbles, or where the doer of deeds could have done them better. The credit belongs to the man who is actually in the arena, whose face is marred by dust and sweat and blood, who strives valiantly; who errs and comes short again and again; because there is not effort without error and shortcomings; but who does actually strive to do the deed; who knows the great enthusiasm, the great devotion, who spends himself in a worthy cause, who at the best knows in the end the triumph of high achievement and who at the worst, if he fails, at least he fails while daring greatly. So that his place shall never be with those cold and timid souls who know neither victory nor defeat.
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Posted 11 July 2011 - 11:26 PM

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Posted 12 July 2011 - 12:01 AM

God, the woman in that gif would make anyone win the contest...
<!--quoteo(post=462161:date=Nov 1 2008, 06:13 PM:name=Aptorian)--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (Aptorian @ Nov 1 2008, 06:13 PM) <a href="index.php?act=findpost&pid=462161"><{POST_SNAPBACK}></a></div><div class='quotemain'><!--quotec-->God damn. Mighty drunk. Must ... what is the english movement movement movement for drunk... with out you seemimg drunk?

bla bla bla

Peopleare harrasing me... grrrrrh.

Also people with big noses aren't jews, they're just french

EDIT: We has editted so mucj that5 we're not quite sure... also, leave britney alone.<!--QuoteEnd--></div><!--QuoteEEnd-->
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Posted 12 July 2011 - 12:32 AM

You're welcome. I expect to receive a percentage of the winner's earnings.

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