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THE CONTEST V Have you Mastery of Your Domain?

#181 User is offline   Tapper 

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Posted 08 July 2011 - 11:27 AM

Will be spamming encouraging you people properly from monday on, but for now:


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#182 User is offline   Darkwatch 

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Posted 08 July 2011 - 12:10 PM

Two down in the first week. If those are the only casualties then this CONTEST is shaping up better than the previous ones.
The Pub is Always Open

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Cursed Summer returns. The Lady Now Sleeps.

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#183 User is offline   Puck 

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Posted 08 July 2011 - 12:16 PM

There's still a weekend to endure... You know, less work, more boredom..
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#184 User is offline   Primateus 

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Posted 08 July 2011 - 12:28 PM

Thanks to an incredible, and uncharacteristic, assertion of willpower I am still in.
Screw you all, and have a nice day!

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Posted 08 July 2011 - 12:29 PM

View PostPuck, on 08 July 2011 - 12:16 PM, said:

There's still a weekend to endure... You know, less work, more boredom..



The devil finds work for idle hands.

Then again you're an artist, you could keep those naughty digits busy.

But again you are an artist which means you're good with your hands.

This does not augur well for you.


Edit due to cross posting.

This post has been edited by Darkwatch: 08 July 2011 - 12:31 PM

The Pub is Always Open

Proud supporter of the Wolves of Winter. Glory be to her Majesty, The Lady Snow.
Cursed Summer returns. The Lady Now Sleeps.

The Sexy Thatch Burning Physicist

Τον Πρωτος Αληθη Δεσποτην της Οικιας Αυτος

RodeoRanch said:

You're a rock.
A non-touching itself rock.
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Posted 08 July 2011 - 12:37 PM

Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaand I'm out.

Good luck to all of you.
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#187 User is offline   Puck 

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Posted 08 July 2011 - 02:51 PM

View PostDarkwatch, on 08 July 2011 - 12:29 PM, said:

View PostPuck, on 08 July 2011 - 12:16 PM, said:

There's still a weekend to endure... You know, less work, more boredom..



The devil finds work for idle hands.

Then again you're an artist, you could keep those naughty digits busy.

But again you are an artist which means you're good with your hands.

This does not augur well for you.


The weekend part concerned your astonishment at how many are out during the first week.

As far as my hands are concerned, I have them under perfect control, thankyouverymuch, and I'm calm and cool and carefree. Unless Cyphon's around. But he seems to be ignoring me now, the coward, thus making my time simply relaxing.
Puck was not birthed, she was cleaved from a lava flow and shaped by a fierce god's hands. - [worry]
Ninja Puck, Ninja Puck, really doesn't give a fuck..? - [King Lear]
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#188 User is offline   lokiman 

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Posted 08 July 2011 - 05:26 PM

Yah, so I was really bored, i'm out like... something that's not in....

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Posted 08 July 2011 - 06:59 PM

View PostBrynjar, on 08 July 2011 - 09:20 AM, said:

View PostAdjutant Stormy, on 08 July 2011 - 08:55 AM, said:

View PostMorgoth, on 08 July 2011 - 08:42 AM, said:

View PostBrynjar, on 08 July 2011 - 07:31 AM, said:

Am I still the only one out?! What the fuck is wrong with you people?!




AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAND I'M OUT.


You came when you thought of Christopher Walken watching me masturbate? I have to say, that's some peculiar fetish you got there, sir.


Unrelated timing.
<!--quoteo(post=462161:date=Nov 1 2008, 06:13 PM:name=Aptorian)--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (Aptorian @ Nov 1 2008, 06:13 PM) <a href="index.php?act=findpost&pid=462161"><{POST_SNAPBACK}></a></div><div class='quotemain'><!--quotec-->God damn. Mighty drunk. Must ... what is the english movement movement movement for drunk... with out you seemimg drunk?

bla bla bla

Peopleare harrasing me... grrrrrh.

Also people with big noses aren't jews, they're just french

EDIT: We has editted so mucj that5 we're not quite sure... also, leave britney alone.<!--QuoteEnd--></div><!--QuoteEEnd-->
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#190 User is offline   Primateus 

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Posted 08 July 2011 - 09:34 PM

I couldn't help it, a world away and she still drives me crazy...

Damn...I suppose I'm out :D
Screw you all, and have a nice day!

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Posted 08 July 2011 - 09:42 PM

I think Darkwatch should adjust the context of the 'out' group.

At present we have: "The Shamed" - with a proviso that they aren't shamed if it was with someone else.

I feel a more graded system is in order:

The Shamed - for those who, shall we say, 'help themselves'

The Dismissed - for those who fail honourably, ie with someone else - random hookup or long term partner, whichever.

The Legendary - for those who fail via a spectacular method. For instance, whilst joining the mile high club. Obviously the decision as to whether you are dismissed or legendary should be decided by those still in the Contest.

Although, given his beliefs, should Tiste not succumb till 13th August, then he automatically obtains legendary status. IMNSHO.

what do you all think?
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#192 User is offline   Tiste Simeon 

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Posted 08 July 2011 - 10:34 PM

I agree with coco, especially about my automatic entry to legendary status bit... :D

EDIT: Maybe the Shamed section could be called "Team TT" in memory of our greatest Contest failure?

This post has been edited by Tiste Simeon: 08 July 2011 - 10:49 PM

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#193 User is offline   Cyphon 

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Posted 09 July 2011 - 12:05 AM

View PostPuck, on 08 July 2011 - 02:51 PM, said:

View PostDarkwatch, on 08 July 2011 - 12:29 PM, said:

View PostPuck, on 08 July 2011 - 12:16 PM, said:

There's still a weekend to endure... You know, less work, more boredom..



The devil finds work for idle hands.

Then again you're an artist, you could keep those naughty digits busy.

But again you are an artist which means you're good with your hands.

This does not augur well for you.


The weekend part concerned your astonishment at how many are out during the first week.

As far as my hands are concerned, I have them under perfect control, thankyouverymuch, and I'm calm and cool and carefree. Unless Cyphon's around. But he seems to be ignoring me now, the coward, thus making my time simply relaxing.


Glad to be playing my role in the contest.
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#194 User is offline   Mentalist 

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Posted 09 July 2011 - 12:53 AM

holy fuck, after the day i've had today, i'm severely tempted to fail.

but I think once the adrenaline rush related to my dad's injury dissipates, my body will remember that it's an exhausted pile of bones.
The problem with the gene pool is that there's no lifeguard
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View PostJump Around, on 23 October 2011 - 11:04 AM, said:

And I want to state that Ment has out-weaseled me by far in this game.
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Posted 09 July 2011 - 01:37 AM

Letting the contest rule your sex life is a sad ting indeed.
Take good care to keep relations civil
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Posted 09 July 2011 - 02:43 AM

given how the current object of my affections is on the other side of the continent, there's really no issue here, hehe
The problem with the gene pool is that there's no lifeguard
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View PostJump Around, on 23 October 2011 - 11:04 AM, said:

And I want to state that Ment has out-weaseled me by far in this game.
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Posted 09 July 2011 - 03:07 AM

I'm out. It didn't help that I was starting with a 4 day handicap but the true problem arose when I was jogging and a girl came off a side rode in front of me. Watching her from behind for a half mile was more than enough to keep her on my mind once I got home. Good luck to those still holding out.
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Posted 09 July 2011 - 04:42 AM

Out.
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Posted 09 July 2011 - 07:42 AM

Heh, struggle.
<!--quoteo(post=462161:date=Nov 1 2008, 06:13 PM:name=Aptorian)--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (Aptorian @ Nov 1 2008, 06:13 PM) <a href="index.php?act=findpost&pid=462161"><{POST_SNAPBACK}></a></div><div class='quotemain'><!--quotec-->God damn. Mighty drunk. Must ... what is the english movement movement movement for drunk... with out you seemimg drunk?

bla bla bla

Peopleare harrasing me... grrrrrh.

Also people with big noses aren't jews, they're just french

EDIT: We has editted so mucj that5 we're not quite sure... also, leave britney alone.<!--QuoteEnd--></div><!--QuoteEEnd-->
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Posted 09 July 2011 - 01:21 PM

View PostAdjutant Stormy, on 09 July 2011 - 07:42 AM, said:

Heh, struggle.



Hand-to-gland combat is srs bsns.....
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