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#632 User is offline   HoosierDaddy 

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Posted 24 July 2011 - 03:13 AM

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A sign that you read too much: The first thing you think when you see this picture is, "if that damn overflows it's going to ruin all those books."

I love this picture. It makes me laugh every time I see it.

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Trouble arrives when the opponents to such a system institute its extreme opposite, where individualism becomes godlike and sacrosanct, and no greater service to any other ideal (including community) is possible. In such a system rapacious greed thrives behind the guise of freedom, and the worst aspects of human nature come to the fore....
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Posted 24 July 2011 - 06:35 PM

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The Pub is Always Open

Proud supporter of the Wolves of Winter. Glory be to her Majesty, The Lady Snow.
Cursed Summer returns. The Lady Now Sleeps.

The Sexy Thatch Burning Physicist

Τον Πρωτος Αληθη Δεσποτην της Οικιας Αυτος

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You're a rock.
A non-touching itself rock.
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#634 User is offline   Grimjust Bearegular 

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Posted 25 July 2011 - 03:10 PM

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Posted 25 July 2011 - 03:14 PM

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#636 User is offline   Grimjust Bearegular 

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Posted 25 July 2011 - 03:34 PM

I love the internetz!


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#637 User is offline   Adjutant Stormy~ 

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Posted 26 July 2011 - 06:38 AM

My friend posted this link on facebook, and now I'm worried (aside from the obvious) because now amazon.com might suggest this shit to me now...
Spoiler

"He's got the biggest Presidential Staff ever!

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<!--quoteo(post=462161:date=Nov 1 2008, 06:13 PM:name=Aptorian)--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (Aptorian @ Nov 1 2008, 06:13 PM) <a href="index.php?act=findpost&pid=462161"><{POST_SNAPBACK}></a></div><div class='quotemain'><!--quotec-->God damn. Mighty drunk. Must ... what is the english movement movement movement for drunk... with out you seemimg drunk?

bla bla bla

Peopleare harrasing me... grrrrrh.

Also people with big noses aren't jews, they're just french

EDIT: We has editted so mucj that5 we're not quite sure... also, leave britney alone.<!--QuoteEnd--></div><!--QuoteEEnd-->
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#638 User is offline   stone monkey 

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Posted 26 July 2011 - 07:22 PM

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If an opinion contrary to your own makes you angry, that is a sign that you are subconsciously aware of having no good reason for thinking as you do. If some one maintains that two and two are five, or that Iceland is on the equator, you feel pity rather than anger, unless you know so little of arithmetic or geography that his opinion shakes your own contrary conviction. … So whenever you find yourself getting angry about a difference of opinion, be on your guard; you will probably find, on examination, that your belief is going beyond what the evidence warrants. Bertrand Russell

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Posted 27 July 2011 - 11:49 AM

"Hello, ladies,"

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look at your man,

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now back to me,

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now back at your man,

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now back to me.

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Sadly, he isn’t me, but if he stopped using ladies scented body wash and switched to Old Spice, he could smell like he’s me. Look down,

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back up,

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where are you? You’re on a boat with the man your man could smell like. What’s in your hand,

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back at me.

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I have it, it’s a 610CH hand gun. Look again,

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the gun is now a rifle. Anything is possible when your man smells like Old Spice and not a lady.

I’m on a horse.

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Apt is the only one who reads this. Apt is nice.
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Posted 27 July 2011 - 12:09 PM

Oh we're doing Putin?

Here he is, with that seducing look in his eye.

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The Pub is Always Open

Proud supporter of the Wolves of Winter. Glory be to her Majesty, The Lady Snow.
Cursed Summer returns. The Lady Now Sleeps.

The Sexy Thatch Burning Physicist

Τον Πρωτος Αληθη Δεσποτην της Οικιας Αυτος

RodeoRanch said:

You're a rock.
A non-touching itself rock.
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#641 User is offline   Illuyankas 

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Posted 27 July 2011 - 11:42 PM

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Hello, soldiers, look at your mage, now back to me, now back at your mage, now back to me. Sadly, he isn’t me, but if he stopped being an unascended mortal and switched to Sole Spice, he could smell like he’s me. Look down, back up, where are you? You’re in a warren with the High Mage your cadre mage could smell like. What’s in your hand, back at me. I have it, it’s an acorn with two gates to that realm you love. Look again, the acorn is now otataral. Anything is possible when your mage smells like Sole Spice and not a Bole brother. I’m on a quorl.
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#642 User is offline   Illuyankas 

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Posted 28 July 2011 - 12:25 AM

Another one? Why not. Here's Hunter S. Thompson, John Cusack and Johnny Depp with an inflatable sex toy.

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This is going to be me in the next year or so.


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"What is Korinna Extra Bold?"


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Hello, soldiers, look at your mage, now back to me, now back at your mage, now back to me. Sadly, he isn’t me, but if he stopped being an unascended mortal and switched to Sole Spice, he could smell like he’s me. Look down, back up, where are you? You’re in a warren with the High Mage your cadre mage could smell like. What’s in your hand, back at me. I have it, it’s an acorn with two gates to that realm you love. Look again, the acorn is now otataral. Anything is possible when your mage smells like Sole Spice and not a Bole brother. I’m on a quorl.
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#643 User is offline   Primateus 

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Posted 28 July 2011 - 10:15 AM

That is one pretty damn friggin awesome giant KitKat!!!


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Screw you all, and have a nice day!

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Posted 28 July 2011 - 10:48 AM

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It is not the critic who counts; not the man who points out how the strong man stumbles, or where the doer of deeds could have done them better. The credit belongs to the man who is actually in the arena, whose face is marred by dust and sweat and blood, who strives valiantly; who errs and comes short again and again; because there is not effort without error and shortcomings; but who does actually strive to do the deed; who knows the great enthusiasm, the great devotion, who spends himself in a worthy cause, who at the best knows in the end the triumph of high achievement and who at the worst, if he fails, at least he fails while daring greatly. So that his place shall never be with those cold and timid souls who know neither victory nor defeat.
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#645 User is offline   HoosierDaddy 

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Posted 29 July 2011 - 01:44 AM

SPIDER PIC OF FUCKING DOOM!

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Trouble arrives when the opponents to such a system institute its extreme opposite, where individualism becomes godlike and sacrosanct, and no greater service to any other ideal (including community) is possible. In such a system rapacious greed thrives behind the guise of freedom, and the worst aspects of human nature come to the fore....
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#646 User is offline   Sinisdar Toste 

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Posted 29 July 2011 - 04:15 AM

god dammit i hate when this happens!

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#647 User is offline   Gothos 

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Posted 29 July 2011 - 08:17 AM

@ The harry potter one - the text is not important, but when you see it...

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It is not the critic who counts; not the man who points out how the strong man stumbles, or where the doer of deeds could have done them better. The credit belongs to the man who is actually in the arena, whose face is marred by dust and sweat and blood, who strives valiantly; who errs and comes short again and again; because there is not effort without error and shortcomings; but who does actually strive to do the deed; who knows the great enthusiasm, the great devotion, who spends himself in a worthy cause, who at the best knows in the end the triumph of high achievement and who at the worst, if he fails, at least he fails while daring greatly. So that his place shall never be with those cold and timid souls who know neither victory nor defeat.
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Posted 29 July 2011 - 10:23 AM

A series of unfortunate poses. Or blatant perversity.
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Posted 29 July 2011 - 12:52 PM

Unfortunate church conversion:

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Don't look now, but I think there's something weird attached to the bottom of my posts.
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#650 User is offline   Aptorian 

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Posted 30 July 2011 - 01:06 PM

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