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#386 User is offline   King Bear 

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Posted 03 June 2011 - 03:52 AM

ABYSS ATTACKS!

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NONE OF US IS SAFE ANYMORE.

Now someone needs to add a platypus to that animation.
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#387 User is offline   King Lear 

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Posted 03 June 2011 - 11:44 AM

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*Men's Frights Activist*
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#388 User is offline   QuickTidal 

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Posted 03 June 2011 - 02:08 PM

This is totally true.

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...and....at the airport...LIKE A BOSS!

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#389 User is offline   Beezulbubba 

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Posted 03 June 2011 - 04:23 PM

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#390 User is offline   Icarium Kalam 

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Posted 03 June 2011 - 05:55 PM

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(Jen'isand Rul, the Wanderer within the Sword)
'I am the Shield Anvil.' I am Fener's grief. I am the world's grief. And I will hold. I will hold it all, for we are not yet done. <Itkovian>
'We are not born innocent, simply unmeasured.' <Hull Beddict>
'Because a god visits her, Fist. He comes to break her heart. Again and again.'<Nether>
'Fucking dragon.' <Fiddler>
Take my breath. But not this one, not this one. <Apsalar>
'Aye.' It's a good word. I think. More a whole attitude than a word, really. With lots of meaning in it, too. A bit of 'yes' and a bit of 'well fuck' and maybe some 'we're all in this together.' So a word to some up the Malazans. <Sunrise>
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#391 User is offline   King Lear 

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Posted 04 June 2011 - 06:28 AM

I know this has been up before on the old thread. And it's more of a quote. But I love it so damn much.

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*Men's Frights Activist*
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#392 User is offline   King Bear 

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Posted 04 June 2011 - 07:36 AM

Funky Bookshelves

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#393 User is offline   Tapper 

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Posted 04 June 2011 - 09:02 PM

Photographer Alan Sailer photographs things hitting things:

walnut hits apple:
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Lime hits avocado:
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Porcelain koala hit by a ball of something or other substance:
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#394 User is offline   Sinisdar Toste 

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Posted 05 June 2011 - 03:28 AM

THATS A SHARPER! HIT THE DIRT KOALA!
There's a fine line between genius and insanity. I have erased this line.

- Oscar Levant
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#395 User is offline   King Bear 

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Posted 05 June 2011 - 06:30 AM

Best add a pic to that post Sinisdar!

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#396 User is offline   Adjutant Stormy~ 

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Posted 05 June 2011 - 08:52 AM

I don't think it counts if you post the same picture again Pants...

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Peopleare harrasing me... grrrrrh.

Also people with big noses aren't jews, they're just french

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#397 User is offline   King Bear 

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Posted 05 June 2011 - 10:16 AM

I didn't have a pic to post, but wanted to warn Sinisdar before he got neg repped.

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And how much Littlefinger pimping a pimp's hat is too much?
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#398 User is offline   Tiste Simeon 

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Posted 05 June 2011 - 02:50 PM

View PostQuick Ben, on 05 June 2011 - 06:30 AM, said:

Best add a pic to that post Sinisdar!

Hmm... I'm wondering if that was worthy of some neg rep? I mean that was posted not long ago...

Anyways...
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I Scream
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We all Scream
For I Scream.
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#399 User is offline   Gust Hubb 

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Posted 05 June 2011 - 03:22 PM

What's with the face of the dude one row back?

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#400 User is offline   Illuyankas 

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Posted 05 June 2011 - 03:38 PM

View PostKing Lear, on 03 June 2011 - 11:44 AM, said:

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Hello, soldiers, look at your mage, now back to me, now back at your mage, now back to me. Sadly, he isn’t me, but if he stopped being an unascended mortal and switched to Sole Spice, he could smell like he’s me. Look down, back up, where are you? You’re in a warren with the High Mage your cadre mage could smell like. What’s in your hand, back at me. I have it, it’s an acorn with two gates to that realm you love. Look again, the acorn is now otataral. Anything is possible when your mage smells like Sole Spice and not a Bole brother. I’m on a quorl.
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#401 User is online   worry 

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Posted 05 June 2011 - 09:12 PM

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They came with white hands and left with red hands.
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#402 User is offline   Darkwatch 

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Posted 05 June 2011 - 10:02 PM

In case anyones ego (including my own) begins to get the better of them:

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The Pub is Always Open

Proud supporter of the Wolves of Winter. Glory be to her Majesty, The Lady Snow.
Cursed Summer returns. The Lady Now Sleeps.

The Sexy Thatch Burning Physicist

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A non-touching itself rock.
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#403 User is offline   Illuyankas 

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Posted 05 June 2011 - 10:39 PM

Ah, but then you consider that there's a distinct possiblity that out of those 100 billion stars in each of those 100 billion galaxies that only here, just here, did a bunch of chemicals form specific chains of molecules in such a way that their inherent properties caused them to become significently more attacted to each other to form distinct shapes, progressing towards increasingly more ordered forms until BAM life could have been said to have started, progressing from primitive bacteria to multicelled organisms to the start of each of today's species plus a whole lot more, to the point where a species evolved the capacity and capablity to understand and be amazed by the wonders of the universe.

And then you remember that some are using this gift to write Doctor Who/My Little Pony fanfiction.

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(spoiler for table breakage)
Hello, soldiers, look at your mage, now back to me, now back at your mage, now back to me. Sadly, he isn’t me, but if he stopped being an unascended mortal and switched to Sole Spice, he could smell like he’s me. Look down, back up, where are you? You’re in a warren with the High Mage your cadre mage could smell like. What’s in your hand, back at me. I have it, it’s an acorn with two gates to that realm you love. Look again, the acorn is now otataral. Anything is possible when your mage smells like Sole Spice and not a Bole brother. I’m on a quorl.
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#404 User is offline   Sir Thursday 

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Posted 06 June 2011 - 12:29 AM

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Don't look now, but I think there's something weird attached to the bottom of my posts.
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#405 User is offline   Adjutant Stormy~ 

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Posted 06 June 2011 - 02:33 AM

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<!--quoteo(post=462161:date=Nov 1 2008, 06:13 PM:name=Aptorian)--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (Aptorian @ Nov 1 2008, 06:13 PM) <a href="index.php?act=findpost&pid=462161"><{POST_SNAPBACK}></a></div><div class='quotemain'><!--quotec-->God damn. Mighty drunk. Must ... what is the english movement movement movement for drunk... with out you seemimg drunk?

bla bla bla

Peopleare harrasing me... grrrrrh.

Also people with big noses aren't jews, they're just french

EDIT: We has editted so mucj that5 we're not quite sure... also, leave britney alone.<!--QuoteEnd--></div><!--QuoteEEnd-->
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