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#3566 User is offline   Tsundoku 

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Posted 29 April 2023 - 05:47 AM

How we now know Jaghut did indeed have a sense of humour and played the waiting game in their pranks.

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"Fortune favors the bold, though statistics favor the cautious." - Indomitable Courteous (Icy) Fist, The Palace Job - Patrick Weekes

"Well well well ... if it ain't The Invisible C**t." - Billy Butcher, The Boys

"I have strong views about not tempting providence and, as a wise man once said, the difference between luck and a wheelbarrow is, luck doesn’t work if you push it." - Colonel Orhan, Sixteen Ways to Defend a Walled City - KJ Parker
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Posted 29 April 2023 - 06:13 AM

Gothos' Phally
They came with white hands and left with red hands.
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#3568 User is offline   RealGatekeeper1 

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Posted 29 April 2023 - 09:28 PM

*snicker*
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#3569 User is offline   Azath Vitr (D'ivers 

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Posted 01 May 2023 - 03:25 PM

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Flying cat p1

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Flying cat p3

Evolution.

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#3570 User is offline   Azath Vitr (D'ivers 

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Posted 06 May 2023 - 04:47 PM

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National loaf competition p1

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National (Cat) Loaf Competition
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#3571 User is offline   Azath Vitr (D'ivers 

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Posted 19 May 2023 - 04:11 PM

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Bloomsbury admits using AI-generated artwork for Sarah J Maas novel

[...] illustration of the wolf matches one created by a user on Adobe Stock called Aperture Vintage, who has marked the image as AI-generated.

[...] "Bloomsbury's in-house design team created the UK paperback cover of House of Earth and Blood, and as part of this process we incorporated an image from a photo library that we were unaware was AI when we licensed it," [...] "The final cover was fully designed by our in-house team."

Bloomsbury admits using AI-generated artwork for Sarah J Maas novel | Books | The Guardian



[AI generated image on the right]

AI defeating human artists in a fair competition yet again. So much for the arrogance of the human supremacists (the term 'homo-supremacists' has probably already been misappropriated by the far right... maybe sapiosupremacists?)....
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#3572 User is offline   Azath Vitr (D'ivers 

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Posted 28 May 2023 - 02:36 PM

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#3573 User is offline   Azath Vitr (D'ivers 

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Posted 03 June 2023 - 01:46 PM

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'I wonder what Midjourney will look like in 5 years...' Midjourney v1, v2, v3, v4, v5



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Joe Rogan teaches Elon how to take Ice Baths #3

AI Humor - Joe Rogan teaches Elon how to take Ice Baths
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#3574 User is offline   Azath Vitr (D'ivers 

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Posted 16 June 2023 - 12:20 AM

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If we don't nuke [Chat] GPT

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Elon Musk: Woke AI will destroy us

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Joe Rogan: If AI can fake my voice, does that mean I can finally shut up? Nahhh.

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Moloch, Demon of Bad Incentives: Hey don't blame me that

I listened to every podcast about AI so you don't have to. | AI Art Universe
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#3575 User is offline   Azath Vitr (D'ivers 

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Posted 15 July 2023 - 11:39 PM

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Darth Vader in ancient Chinese porcelain

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Oppenbarbie

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I'm pretty sure this is my favorite of all the
11,000+ images I've ever midjourneyed. All hail
our new overlord.

Midjourney - Facebook

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#3576 User is offline   Azath Vitr (D'ivers 

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Posted 20 August 2023 - 06:22 PM

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To everyone in SoCal stay safe from hurricane Hillary

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Cats partying. Hard of course.

The face on that cat on the upper right... lol
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#3577 User is offline   Azath Vitr (D'ivers 

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Posted 21 September 2023 - 07:57 PM

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“The killing of birds is forbidden — the birds are involved in the creation of time.” -Vyacheslav Krasheninnikov

[...] The world we knew is already gone. To say we linger would be both accurate and misleading; we are residues, not remnants. To be in the Bunker is to be unanchored, a fugitive reality evading capture by meaning or memory, making my task an essentially futile one. This is not the apocalyptic moment. This has always been the state of affairs.

[...] Many years before the fateful event, we were taken through the then recently constructed Chilean National Subterranean Preserve, which I will henceforth refer to as the Bunker. It is, was, will be an underground city carved into the Andes that began as the Chilean government imagined they would be a potential target in the event of a nuclear attack.

[...] Stage the end of the world in your mind, any old apocalypse will do, and this is probably what you see. You have just created “the Bunker”, laid its first brick.

The Last Litany of Lunev. Reports from the Bunker | by J Curcio | Sep, 2023 | Modern Mythology





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#3578 User is offline   Azath Vitr (D'ivers 

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Posted 16 October 2023 - 12:02 PM

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this is what Bing thinks about Iowa


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Sharul Azri Sallehuddin / Cursed AI

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All I prompted for was "a comic about why the chicken crossed the road"
Gold, Jerry, gold!


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Mateo Atom / Cursed AI

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#3579 User is offline   Azath Vitr (D'ivers 

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Posted 18 October 2023 - 11:55 AM

More AI generated comics:

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'I Have No Words for This Result' - Cursed AI

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Oh god Bing, I asked for a joke, not a newfound sense of existential dread.


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Cursed AI

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#3580 User is offline   Azath Vitr (D'ivers 

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Posted 23 October 2023 - 04:31 PM

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#3581 User is offline   Azath Vitr (D'ivers 

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Posted 25 October 2023 - 12:05 PM

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A drought in the Amazon uncovered ancient, eerie face carvings that look like emojis

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Drought in Amazon Uncovered Ancient Carvings That Look Like Emojis (businessinsider.com)




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Consider also the long and bountiful history of Chinese painting, in which[...] scholar-artists frequently demonstrated their erudition by painting in explicit homage to masters from the past. For these literati painters, what mattered more than technical skill or aesthetic progression was an artist's spontaneous creativity as channeled through previous masterpieces. There's a painting I love in the Palace Museum in Beijing by Zhao Mengfu, a prince and scholar working during the Yuan dynasty, that dates to around 1310 but incorporates styles from several other periods. Spartan trees, whose branches hook like crab claws, derive from Song examples a few centuries earlier. A clump of bamboo in the corner coheres through strict, tight brushwork pioneered by the Han dynasty a thousand years before. Alongside the trees and rocks the artist added an inscription:


The rocks are like flying-white, the trees are like seal script,
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Only when one masters this secret
Will he understand that calligraphy and painting have always been one.

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[...] He was sublimating styles, some from the recent past and some of great antiquity, into a series of recombinatory elements that an artist of his time could deploy in concert. [...] Without ever worrying about novelty, you could still speak directly to your time. You could express your tenderest feelings, or face up to the upheavals of your age, in the overlapping styles of artists long dead.

[...] If the arts are to matter in the 21st century, we must still believe that they can collectively manifest our lives and feelings: that they can constitute a Geistgeschichte, or "history of spirit," as the German idealists used to say. This was entirely possible before modernism, and it is possible after. [...]

[...] Surely it would be healthier — and who knows what might flower — if we accepted and even embraced the end of stylistic progress, and at last took seriously the digital present we are disavowing. [...] Culture is stuck? Progress is dead? I died a hundred times, a poet once said, and kept singing.

Why Culture Has Come to a Standstill - The New York Times (nytimes.com)


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The guy with the coffee coming out of his eye/nose/chin/cheek/fingers...

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Coffee extracts from: Untitled series / Kara Lortie / Cursed AI
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#3582 User is offline   Macros 

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Posted 25 October 2023 - 09:53 PM

Curious.
Are these supposed to show us how AI is patently unfunny or what??
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#3583 User is offline   Azath Vitr (D'ivers 

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Posted 25 October 2023 - 11:04 PM

View PostMacros, on 25 October 2023 - 09:53 PM, said:

Curious.
Are these supposed to show us how AI is patently unfunny or what??


'Hey Bing tell me a joke'

Bing AI:

'let it atach

let it bite

LET IT FEED'

lol

Here's another one for you:
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'WHY IS CRICKEN'

that's why...

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#3584 User is offline   Whisperzzzzzzz 

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Posted 26 October 2023 - 05:17 AM

I think these are hilarious. Especially the "Oops I pooped!" one.
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#3585 User is offline   Azath Vitr (D'ivers 

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Posted 04 November 2023 - 07:58 PM

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Bing logic: "Santa going down the chimney meathole"

Cursed AI | Bing logic: "Santa going down the chimney meathole"

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Yolkism - Death and the Yolk - Cursed AI


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After using this promt I got lock for 24 hours for "abusing the system". But it worth it. I did it for you guys. ❤️💕💞Enjoy.

Cursed AI | After using this promt I got lock for 24 hours for "abusing the system"





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