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#3466 User is offline   Azath Vitr (D'ivers 

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Posted 05 April 2021 - 10:45 PM

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#3467 User is offline   Azath Vitr (D'ivers 

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Posted 09 April 2021 - 02:14 PM

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#3468 User is offline   Macros 

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Posted 09 April 2021 - 04:30 PM

I don't understand that comic at all
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#3469 User is offline   Azath Vitr (D'ivers 

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Posted 09 April 2021 - 05:14 PM

View PostMacros, on 09 April 2021 - 04:30 PM, said:

I don't understand that comic at all



It's making fun of Jordan Peterson.

'Peterson, the self-styled "professor against political correctness" who wrote the book 12 Rules for Life and is adored by young white men who feel alienated, describes chaos as being "represented by the feminine" and says that "the masculine spirit is under assault"'

https://www.theguard...-rules-for-life

'To prove his point, Peterson uses the example of lobsters, which humans share a common evolutionary ancestor with. Peterson argues that, like humans, lobsters exist in hierarchies and have a nervous system attuned to status which "runs on serotonin" (a brain chemical often associated with feelings of happiness).

The higher up a hierarchy a lobster climbs, this brain mechanism helps make more serotonin available. The more defeat it suffers, the more restricted the serotonin supply. Lower serotonin is in turn associated with more negative emotions – perhaps making it harder to climb back up the ladder. According to Peterson, hierarchies in humans work in a similar way[...]

However, the structures serotonin can act on are much more varied in vertebrates with highly complex and stratified brains like reptiles, birds and mammals – including humans. [...]

The same neurotransmitter can have contrasting effects in different organisms. While lower levels of serotonin are associated with decreased levels of aggression in vertebrates like the lobster, the opposite is true in humans.'

https://theconversat...t-do-they-90489

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#3470 User is offline   Azath Vitr (D'ivers 

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Posted 11 April 2021 - 02:01 AM

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'Jordan Peterson: Feminists support the rights of Muslims because of their "unconscious wish for brutal male domination."'

https://twitter.com/...889027957297152

If the skull fits....

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https://www.theguard...-a-hornets-nest

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https://www.brainyqu...peterson_927024

Courtesy of:

'Zis is a parody page dedicated to mocking Jordan B. Peterson by putting his words in ze speech bubbles of ze fascist marvel villain, Red Skull. Zis page does not endorse any of JP’s beliefs.'

https://www.facebook...104787708395986
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#3471 User is offline   Azath Vitr (D'ivers 

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Posted 11 April 2021 - 07:46 PM

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(more actual Jordan Peterson quotes)

https://www.facebook...04787708395986/
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#3472 User is offline   Azath Vitr (D'ivers 

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Posted 12 April 2021 - 07:32 PM

Peterson has responded to all the Red Skull parodies (starting with the one in the official Captain America comic) by trying to sell t-shirts and stickers:

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'Clean Your Room' is the commandment on top... and yet: 'Alt-Right Hero Jordan Peterson Can't Keep His Room Clean'

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Posted 16 April 2021 - 01:14 AM

'they built the 2nd tallest jesus statue in the world in an empty field outside a small polish town and the local priest is making bank renting the crown for wifi antennas'

https://twitter.com/...4470530/photo/1

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Posted 16 April 2021 - 11:34 PM

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https://www.saurylab...product/dragon/

I'm tempted to get this, though I don't think it would fit over my P100 mask. Jaw opens and closes with your lower jaw. Looks like it would be hard to drink anything (without a very long straw), and I imagine it may be hard to avoid bumping into people in very crowded spaces, so maybe not ideal for parties (could wear around neck though? if the horns allow).

[Edit: also, long snout looks like it would get in the way of vision at cons or while playing rpgs that use dice / minis / maps / etc. Probably not great for singing either, though I'd suppose it depends.]

[Edit: but maybe for a music video / TikTok?... hmm. Might be played out before I get around to it....]

[Edit: okay I caved and bought it, worst case scenario I can probably use it as a codpiece. Or decor....]

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#3475 User is offline   Azath Vitr (D'ivers 

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Posted 19 April 2021 - 03:33 PM

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'Before and after mural' (building in Poland)
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Posted 21 April 2021 - 06:46 PM

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#3477 User is offline   Azath Vitr (D'ivers 

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Posted 21 April 2021 - 07:09 PM

 Malankazooie, on 21 April 2021 - 06:46 PM, said:

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- doubles as crotch guard?
- effective as diaper? (particularly if you die (especially in battle---assuming you don't want people slipping on your shit (though that may provide some advantages with tactical positioning...)))

If 'yes' to both then men's fashion really has degraded....

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#3478 User is offline   Azath Vitr (D'ivers 

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Posted 23 April 2021 - 08:23 PM

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#3479 User is offline   Azath Vitr (D'ivers 

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Posted 24 April 2021 - 02:41 PM

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The sculptor:

https://en.wikipedia...iki/Luo_Li_Rong

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Posted 24 April 2021 - 08:19 PM

You made me Google who Ivan Throne is. I'm impressed that somebody who sounds like they have brain damage can be a life coach.
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Posted 01 May 2021 - 08:13 AM

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. . . I'm drunk.
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#3482 User is offline   Azath Vitr (D'ivers 

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Posted 06 May 2021 - 05:35 PM

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#3483 User is offline   Azath Vitr (D'ivers 

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Posted 16 May 2021 - 07:45 PM

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Think this might be the most pandemic-friendly sex position (especially if you're outdoors):

(NSFW... depending where you work)

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Posted 19 May 2021 - 05:38 PM

'Cicadas Are the Last Thing Restaurants Need Right Now'

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https://www.theatlan...-dining/618923/

Lol... IDK, with the right set up they could be free ingredients. Boil-your-own live hot pot cauldron.

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Posted 24 May 2021 - 09:50 PM

Okay guys, as restaurants open up and you rouse up the courage to have a go, be adventurous and try something new.

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