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#3241 User is offline   A Demon Llama! 

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Posted 05 February 2015 - 12:50 AM

View PostShinrei, on 04 February 2015 - 11:36 AM, said:

Sounds legit.


You speak the truth. I had a friend that came back Autistic after skydiving. Shits dangerous.


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#3242 User is offline   Tiste Simeon 

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Posted 06 February 2015 - 06:03 PM

THIS MAN KNOWS HOW TO ROCK A PONCHO

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Posted 06 February 2015 - 07:16 PM

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If your cat wasn't meant to fly, why wouldn't they make them bigger?
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Posted 07 February 2015 - 03:54 PM

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Posted 18 February 2015 - 07:43 PM

Sometimes legal administration needs livening up (this is still on my desk...)


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#3246 User is offline   Jakovasaurus 

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#3247 User is offline   Gabriel Chase 

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Posted 23 February 2015 - 12:37 AM

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Posted 23 February 2015 - 02:59 PM

A lot of chrome to polish...

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You’ve never heard of the Silanda? … It’s the ship that made the Warren of Telas run in less than 12 parsecs.
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#3249 User is offline   Gabriel Chase 

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Posted 25 February 2015 - 11:04 PM

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Posted 28 February 2015 - 05:35 PM

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#3251 User is offline   Gabriel Chase 

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Posted 01 March 2015 - 12:19 AM

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#3252 User is offline   Gabriel Chase 

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Posted 01 March 2015 - 05:00 PM

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#3253 User is offline   Gabriel Chase 

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Posted 01 March 2015 - 07:01 PM

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#3254 User is offline   worry 

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Posted 01 March 2015 - 08:25 PM

Uhhhhhhhhh, Tolkien was undoubtedly a bigot, his fantasy world reflects that, and that comic sucks (my 2 cents). Also the world needs exactly zero more "political correctness is out of control!" jokes.

Also:
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They came with white hands and left with red hands.
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#3255 User is offline   Illuyankas 

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Posted 01 March 2015 - 09:23 PM

On the plus side, despite his possible racial biases Tolkien gave no fucks for the Third Reich.

That comic is just a less funny, unfortunately unironic version of this though:
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At least I've only seen two comics by that guy! I can pretend he never drew anything ever again and probably fell in a well somewhere.



Also, I need to rewatch me some Metalocalypse:
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Hello, soldiers, look at your mage, now back to me, now back at your mage, now back to me. Sadly, he isn’t me, but if he stopped being an unascended mortal and switched to Sole Spice, he could smell like he’s me. Look down, back up, where are you? You’re in a warren with the High Mage your cadre mage could smell like. What’s in your hand, back at me. I have it, it’s an acorn with two gates to that realm you love. Look again, the acorn is now otataral. Anything is possible when your mage smells like Sole Spice and not a Bole brother. I’m on a quorl.
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#3256 User is offline   worry 

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Posted 01 March 2015 - 09:53 PM

Oh yah, Tolkien was awesome in a lot of ways (such that there's no reason to lie about the ways he wasn't so great), I just think that particular comic sucks.

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#3257 User is offline   Illuyankas 

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Posted 01 March 2015 - 10:25 PM

100% agreed.

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Hello, soldiers, look at your mage, now back to me, now back at your mage, now back to me. Sadly, he isn’t me, but if he stopped being an unascended mortal and switched to Sole Spice, he could smell like he’s me. Look down, back up, where are you? You’re in a warren with the High Mage your cadre mage could smell like. What’s in your hand, back at me. I have it, it’s an acorn with two gates to that realm you love. Look again, the acorn is now otataral. Anything is possible when your mage smells like Sole Spice and not a Bole brother. I’m on a quorl.
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#3258 User is offline   Tiste Simeon 

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Posted 01 March 2015 - 10:49 PM

Man Tumblr is beginning to leak...

Anyways,
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#3259 User is offline   Jakovasaurus 

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Posted 02 March 2015 - 04:20 AM

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#3260 User is offline   Gabriel Chase 

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Posted 05 March 2015 - 07:55 PM

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