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#3231 User is offline   Shinrei 

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Posted 25 January 2015 - 02:22 AM

My favorite, and the rest of them here:

Illusions

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#3232 User is offline   Tiste Simeon 

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Posted 25 January 2015 - 06:33 PM

View PostJakovasaurus, on 22 January 2015 - 08:56 PM, said:

Not bad Miss Canada. Just need an axe and a bottle of maple syrup to make it complete.
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I assume that is what all Canadians look like, or at least dress like on a daily basis...

And to post my own, completely unrelated picture:
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#3233 User is offline   Jakovasaurus 

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Posted 31 January 2015 - 12:07 AM

Oh! Canada?
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#3234 User is offline   Jakovasaurus 

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Posted 01 February 2015 - 04:31 PM

Superb Owl, indeed.
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#3235 User is offline   Gabriel Chase 

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Posted 01 February 2015 - 08:42 PM

View PostJakovasaurus, on 31 January 2015 - 12:07 AM, said:

Oh! Canada?
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I actually like him, but that story is absolutely hilarious! Posted Image
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#3236 User is offline   Shinrei 

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Posted 01 February 2015 - 09:48 PM

Venn Diagram truth.

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#3237 User is offline   Illuyankas 

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Posted 02 February 2015 - 02:13 PM

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My personal favourites are 9021 Cove and Strait Outta Compton.

e: oh hey, there are more!

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Hello, soldiers, look at your mage, now back to me, now back at your mage, now back to me. Sadly, he isn’t me, but if he stopped being an unascended mortal and switched to Sole Spice, he could smell like he’s me. Look down, back up, where are you? You’re in a warren with the High Mage your cadre mage could smell like. What’s in your hand, back at me. I have it, it’s an acorn with two gates to that realm you love. Look again, the acorn is now otataral. Anything is possible when your mage smells like Sole Spice and not a Bole brother. I’m on a quorl.
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#3238 User is offline   Gabriel Chase 

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Posted 02 February 2015 - 02:57 PM

'Strait outta Compton' had me giggling for quite a while!
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#3239 User is offline   Shinrei 

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Posted 04 February 2015 - 11:36 AM

Sounds legit.

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#3240 User is offline   Gust Hubb 

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Posted 04 February 2015 - 01:40 PM

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Holy shit: http://www.bbc.com/n...siness-31125052
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#3241 User is offline   A Demon Llama! 

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Posted 05 February 2015 - 12:50 AM

View PostShinrei, on 04 February 2015 - 11:36 AM, said:

Sounds legit.


You speak the truth. I had a friend that came back Autistic after skydiving. Shits dangerous.


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#3242 User is offline   Tiste Simeon 

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Posted 06 February 2015 - 06:03 PM

THIS MAN KNOWS HOW TO ROCK A PONCHO

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#3243 User is offline   Arthur Dayne 

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Posted 06 February 2015 - 07:16 PM

Soon...

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If your cat wasn't meant to fly, why wouldn't they make them bigger?
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#3244 User is offline   Jakovasaurus 

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Posted 07 February 2015 - 03:54 PM

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#3245 User is offline   Maark Abbott 

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Posted 18 February 2015 - 07:43 PM

Sometimes legal administration needs livening up (this is still on my desk...)


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Debut novel 'Incarnate' now available on Kindle
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#3246 User is offline   Jakovasaurus 

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Posted 21 February 2015 - 05:26 PM

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#3247 User is offline   Gabriel Chase 

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Posted 23 February 2015 - 12:37 AM

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#3248 User is offline   Shinrei 

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Posted 23 February 2015 - 02:59 PM

A lot of chrome to polish...

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#3249 User is offline   Gabriel Chase 

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Posted 25 February 2015 - 11:04 PM

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#3250 User is offline   A Demon Llama! 

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Posted 28 February 2015 - 05:35 PM

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