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Posted 29 January 2014 - 01:22 AM
Laughed entirely too hard at this one:
"Give a man a fire and he's warm for the day. But set fire to him and he's warm for the rest of his life." - Terry Pratchett, Jingo"Just erotic. Nothing kinky. It's the difference between using a feather and using a chicken." - Terry Pratchett, Eric
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"Wisdom comes from experience. Experience is often a result of a lack of wisdom." - Terry Pratchett
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Posted 31 January 2014 - 01:23 AM
How much snow it takes to get a snow day. Bunch of pussies in the south.
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Posted 31 January 2014 - 02:12 AM
Jakovasaurus, on 31 January 2014 - 01:23 AM, said:
How much snow it takes to get a snow day. Bunch of pussies in the south.
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Hey, I represent that! With less than an inch fallen a couple days ago, we had a 15 car pile up. Also, school was called last week cause it was too cold - no snow even involved.
"Give a man a fire and he's warm for the day. But set fire to him and he's warm for the rest of his life." - Terry Pratchett, Jingo"Just erotic. Nothing kinky. It's the difference between using a feather and using a chicken." - Terry Pratchett, Eric
"Wisdom comes from experience. Experience is often a result of a lack of wisdom." - Terry Pratchett
"Wisdom comes from experience. Experience is often a result of a lack of wisdom." - Terry Pratchett
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Posted 31 January 2014 - 03:08 AM
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Posted 31 January 2014 - 07:35 AM
I can relate...
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You’ve never heard of the Silanda? … It’s the ship that made the Warren of Telas run in less than 12 parsecs.
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Posted 01 February 2014 - 10:39 PM
No Touchy.
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Posted 03 February 2014 - 08:20 PM
It's happening people...
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Posted 04 February 2014 - 01:50 PM
That's... dedication!
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Posted 04 February 2014 - 09:57 PM
Some book titles written as if they were "Upworthy" style things to get people to read them...
The rest are here
The rest are here
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Posted 05 February 2014 - 01:14 PM
And yet another "WHAT???" from The Poke...
Taken from a page called 36 White People Who Need to be Stopped
Taken from a page called 36 White People Who Need to be Stopped
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Posted 06 February 2014 - 12:19 AM
Stormcat, on 05 February 2014 - 10:45 PM, said:
Um. She could have put that shit in a cup....
My thought also. Breast pumps are a thing.
Thanks worry, I didn't notice, I thought it was the weird news thread O.o
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Posted 06 February 2014 - 04:33 PM
YOU'RE RUNNING OUT OF TIME, SQUALLFELINE
Also: a dog, a barrel... ridiculous!
Also: a dog, a barrel... ridiculous!
Hello, soldiers, look at your mage, now back to me, now back at your mage, now back to me. Sadly, he isn’t me, but if he stopped being an unascended mortal and switched to Sole Spice, he could smell like he’s me. Look down, back up, where are you? You’re in a warren with the High Mage your cadre mage could smell like. What’s in your hand, back at me. I have it, it’s an acorn with two gates to that realm you love. Look again, the acorn is now otataral. Anything is possible when your mage smells like Sole Spice and not a Bole brother. I’m on a quorl.
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Posted 06 February 2014 - 10:36 PM
Apt is the only one who reads this. Apt is nice.
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Posted 07 February 2014 - 02:45 AM
The perfect Valentine's Day card for that special someone. xoxoxo
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