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#2972
Jakovasaurus 
- Emperor
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- Group: Malaz Regular
- Posts: 935
- Joined: 12-October 12
Posted 29 December 2013 - 08:01 PM
What is seen can not be unseen.
#2973
Illuyankas
- Retro Classic
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- Group: The Hateocracy of Truth
- Posts: 7,254
- Joined: 28-September 04
- Will cluck you up
Posted 30 December 2013 - 03:46 AM
[prolonged screaming]
Hello, soldiers, look at your mage, now back to me, now back at your mage, now back to me. Sadly, he isn’t me, but if he stopped being an unascended mortal and switched to Sole Spice, he could smell like he’s me. Look down, back up, where are you? You’re in a warren with the High Mage your cadre mage could smell like. What’s in your hand, back at me. I have it, it’s an acorn with two gates to that realm you love. Look again, the acorn is now otataral. Anything is possible when your mage smells like Sole Spice and not a Bole brother. I’m on a quorl.
#2974
Jakovasaurus
- Emperor
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- Group: Malaz Regular
- Posts: 935
- Joined: 12-October 12
Posted 30 December 2013 - 08:10 PM
#2975
Blend
- Gentleman of High House Mafia
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- Group: High House Mafia
- Posts: 4,579
- Joined: 28-March 03
- Location:Ottawa
Posted 31 December 2013 - 09:56 PM
There is no struggle too vast, no odds too overwhelming, for even should we fail - should we fall - we will know that we have lived. ~ Anomander Rake
My sig comes from a game in which I didn't heed Blend's advice. So maybe this time I should. ~ Khellendros
I'm just going to have to come to terms with the fact that self-vote suiciding will forever be referred to as "pulling a JPK" now, aren't I? ~ JPK
My sig comes from a game in which I didn't heed Blend's advice. So maybe this time I should. ~ Khellendros
I'm just going to have to come to terms with the fact that self-vote suiciding will forever be referred to as "pulling a JPK" now, aren't I? ~ JPK
#2976
Jakovasaurus
- Emperor
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- Group: Malaz Regular
- Posts: 935
- Joined: 12-October 12
Posted 03 January 2014 - 06:15 AM
#2978
Lady Bliss
- Shameless Minister of Silly Catwalks of the Abyssmal Army
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- Group: The Abyssmal Army
- Posts: 612
- Joined: 08-December 11
- Location:New York
Posted 04 January 2014 - 04:59 PM
"If you prick us do we not bleed? If you tickle us do we not laugh? If you poison us do we not die? And if you wrong us shall we not revenge?" - Shylock
#2979
Tiste Simeon
- Faith, Heavy Metal & Bacon
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- Group: Malaz Regular
- Posts: 12,442
- Joined: 08-October 04
- Location:T'North
Posted 04 January 2014 - 06:50 PM
I'd vote Odin!
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A Haunting Poem
I Scream
You Scream
We all Scream
For I Scream.
I Scream
You Scream
We all Scream
For I Scream.
#2980
stone monkey
- I'm the baddest man alive and I don't plan to die...
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- Group: (COPPA) Users Awaiting Moderatio
- Posts: 2,369
- Joined: 28-July 03
- Location:The Rainy City
Posted 05 January 2014 - 08:11 PM
If an opinion contrary to your own makes you angry, that is a sign that you are subconsciously aware of having no good reason for thinking as you do. If some one maintains that two and two are five, or that Iceland is on the equator, you feel pity rather than anger, unless you know so little of arithmetic or geography that his opinion shakes your own contrary conviction. … So whenever you find yourself getting angry about a difference of opinion, be on your guard; you will probably find, on examination, that your belief is going beyond what the evidence warrants. Bertrand Russell
#2981
Baco Xtath
- Wait. What?
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- Group: Malaz Regular
- Posts: 831
- Joined: 10-September 11
- Location:Knoxville, TN
- Interests:Reading, writing, building, fly fishing, anime, MMA, and being a father.
Posted 06 January 2014 - 03:08 PM
"Give a man a fire and he's warm for the day. But set fire to him and he's warm for the rest of his life." - Terry Pratchett, Jingo"Just erotic. Nothing kinky. It's the difference between using a feather and using a chicken." - Terry Pratchett, Eric
"Wisdom comes from experience. Experience is often a result of a lack of wisdom." - Terry Pratchett
"Wisdom comes from experience. Experience is often a result of a lack of wisdom." - Terry Pratchett
#2982
Tiste Simeon
- Faith, Heavy Metal & Bacon
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- Group: Malaz Regular
- Posts: 12,442
- Joined: 08-October 04
- Location:T'North
Posted 07 January 2014 - 10:35 AM
I really hope that tea train is actually carrying tea...
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A Haunting Poem
I Scream
You Scream
We all Scream
For I Scream.
I Scream
You Scream
We all Scream
For I Scream.
#2983
Baco Xtath
- Wait. What?
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- Group: Malaz Regular
- Posts: 831
- Joined: 10-September 11
- Location:Knoxville, TN
- Interests:Reading, writing, building, fly fishing, anime, MMA, and being a father.
Posted 07 January 2014 - 01:40 PM
"Give a man a fire and he's warm for the day. But set fire to him and he's warm for the rest of his life." - Terry Pratchett, Jingo"Just erotic. Nothing kinky. It's the difference between using a feather and using a chicken." - Terry Pratchett, Eric
"Wisdom comes from experience. Experience is often a result of a lack of wisdom." - Terry Pratchett
"Wisdom comes from experience. Experience is often a result of a lack of wisdom." - Terry Pratchett
#2986
Jade-Green Pig-Hog Swine-Beast
- Knight Seneschal
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- Group: Team Quick Ben
- Posts: 1,551
- Joined: 31-August 10
- Location:London, UK
- Interests:Fencing, ninpo, didjeridu, good books, good films and irn-bru.
- Pre-dinner mayonnaise -- it's good for you!
Posted 07 January 2014 - 09:03 PM
The love I bear thee can afford no better term than this: thou art a villain.
"Perhaps we think up our own destinies and so, in a sense, deserve whatever happens to us, for not having had the wit to imagine something better." ― Iain Banks
"Perhaps we think up our own destinies and so, in a sense, deserve whatever happens to us, for not having had the wit to imagine something better." ― Iain Banks
#2987
Blend
- Gentleman of High House Mafia
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- Group: High House Mafia
- Posts: 4,579
- Joined: 28-March 03
- Location:Ottawa
Posted 07 January 2014 - 11:06 PM
There is no struggle too vast, no odds too overwhelming, for even should we fail - should we fall - we will know that we have lived. ~ Anomander Rake
My sig comes from a game in which I didn't heed Blend's advice. So maybe this time I should. ~ Khellendros
I'm just going to have to come to terms with the fact that self-vote suiciding will forever be referred to as "pulling a JPK" now, aren't I? ~ JPK
My sig comes from a game in which I didn't heed Blend's advice. So maybe this time I should. ~ Khellendros
I'm just going to have to come to terms with the fact that self-vote suiciding will forever be referred to as "pulling a JPK" now, aren't I? ~ JPK
#2988
Ain't_It_Just_
- The Recidivist
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- Group: LHTEC
- Posts: 2,371
- Joined: 17-January 08
- Location:Oz
- Interests:Dungeons and Dragons, and the odd caramel slice.
- The AIJman cometh
Posted 08 January 2014 - 01:32 AM
These have to be seen to be believed...
Suck it Errant!
"It's time to kick ass and chew bubblegum...and I'm all out of gum."
QUOTE (KeithF @ Jun 30 2009, 09:49 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
It has been proven beyond all reasonable doubt that the most powerful force on Wu is a bunch of messed-up Malazans with Moranth munitions.
#2989
Jakovasaurus
- Emperor
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- Group: Malaz Regular
- Posts: 935
- Joined: 12-October 12
Posted 08 January 2014 - 05:37 AM
Happy 50th birthday, you talented genius.
#2990
stone monkey
- I'm the baddest man alive and I don't plan to die...
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- Group: (COPPA) Users Awaiting Moderatio
- Posts: 2,369
- Joined: 28-July 03
- Location:The Rainy City
Posted 08 January 2014 - 07:35 PM
If an opinion contrary to your own makes you angry, that is a sign that you are subconsciously aware of having no good reason for thinking as you do. If some one maintains that two and two are five, or that Iceland is on the equator, you feel pity rather than anger, unless you know so little of arithmetic or geography that his opinion shakes your own contrary conviction. … So whenever you find yourself getting angry about a difference of opinion, be on your guard; you will probably find, on examination, that your belief is going beyond what the evidence warrants. Bertrand Russell
#2991
Dolmen 2.0
- is probably lying
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- Group: Malazan Artist
- Posts: 2,692
- Joined: 04-September 05
- Location:Camorr
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Interests:Walks in the park.
Waiting till jean gets here.
Posted 09 January 2014 - 07:36 AM
“Behind this mask there is more than just flesh. Beneath this mask there is an idea... and ideas are bulletproof Gas-Fireproof.”
