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#2967 User is offline   Kruppe's snacky cakes 

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Posted 23 December 2013 - 08:31 PM

Some stuff I found on indulgy.com...whatever that is.

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An alternate theory:

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I totally had this when I was a kid:

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T-shirt I just bought myself:

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Good motto:

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I'm George. George McFly. I'm your density. I mean...your destiny.
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#2968 User is offline   Coco with marshmallows 

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Posted 23 December 2013 - 09:46 PM

View PostKruppe, on 23 December 2013 - 08:31 PM, said:

Good motto:

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Makes no sense, those are all game characters.
Would make more sense if it said "I am a gamer"

on topic, and keeping to my rules as its my thread:

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And Abyss settling scores:

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meh. Link was dead :(
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#2969 User is offline   Kruppe's snacky cakes 

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Posted 28 December 2013 - 04:34 PM

View PostI Am Brian Blessed Not Brent Weeks, on 23 December 2013 - 09:46 PM, said:

View PostKruppe, on 23 December 2013 - 08:31 PM, said:

Good motto:

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Makes no sense, those are all game characters.
Would make more sense if it said "I am a gamer"


Well, as a NON-gamer, I had no earthly clue who those people were. They just looked like random fantasy characters to me... ;)

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#2970 User is offline   Jakovasaurus 

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Posted 28 December 2013 - 05:47 PM

2013.
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#2971 User is offline   Illuyankas 

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Posted 28 December 2013 - 07:52 PM

They couldn't even google Marcia Wallace's actual face?

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#2972 User is offline   Jakovasaurus 

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Posted 29 December 2013 - 08:01 PM

What is seen can not be unseen.
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#2973 User is offline   Illuyankas 

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Posted 30 December 2013 - 03:46 AM

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[prolonged screaming]






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Hello, soldiers, look at your mage, now back to me, now back at your mage, now back to me. Sadly, he isn’t me, but if he stopped being an unascended mortal and switched to Sole Spice, he could smell like he’s me. Look down, back up, where are you? You’re in a warren with the High Mage your cadre mage could smell like. What’s in your hand, back at me. I have it, it’s an acorn with two gates to that realm you love. Look again, the acorn is now otataral. Anything is possible when your mage smells like Sole Spice and not a Bole brother. I’m on a quorl.
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#2974 User is offline   Jakovasaurus 

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Posted 30 December 2013 - 08:10 PM

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Posted 31 December 2013 - 09:56 PM

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#2976 User is offline   Jakovasaurus 

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Posted 03 January 2014 - 06:15 AM

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Posted 03 January 2014 - 04:45 PM

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Posted 04 January 2014 - 04:59 PM

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#2979 User is offline   Tiste Simeon 

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Posted 04 January 2014 - 06:50 PM

I'd vote Odin!

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Posted 05 January 2014 - 08:11 PM

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#2981 User is offline   Baco Xtath 

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Posted 06 January 2014 - 03:08 PM

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"Give a man a fire and he's warm for the day. But set fire to him and he's warm for the rest of his life." - Terry Pratchett, Jingo"Just erotic. Nothing kinky. It's the difference between using a feather and using a chicken." - Terry Pratchett, Eric
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Posted 07 January 2014 - 10:35 AM

I really hope that tea train is actually carrying tea...

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Posted 07 January 2014 - 01:40 PM

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Posted 07 January 2014 - 04:55 PM

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Posted 07 January 2014 - 08:34 PM

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Posted 07 January 2014 - 09:03 PM

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The love I bear thee can afford no better term than this: thou art a villain.

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