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#2781
Illuyankas 
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Posted 09 July 2013 - 05:00 PM
Valid then, valid now!
Retired with full honours (unless the Day 1 mandatory DRM-removal patch required Xbox Live, in which case hahahahahahaha suck it)
Retired with full honours (unless the Day 1 mandatory DRM-removal patch required Xbox Live, in which case hahahahahahaha suck it)
Hello, soldiers, look at your mage, now back to me, now back at your mage, now back to me. Sadly, he isn’t me, but if he stopped being an unascended mortal and switched to Sole Spice, he could smell like he’s me. Look down, back up, where are you? You’re in a warren with the High Mage your cadre mage could smell like. What’s in your hand, back at me. I have it, it’s an acorn with two gates to that realm you love. Look again, the acorn is now otataral. Anything is possible when your mage smells like Sole Spice and not a Bole brother. I’m on a quorl.
#2783
Illuyankas
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Posted 10 July 2013 - 01:36 PM
Hello, soldiers, look at your mage, now back to me, now back at your mage, now back to me. Sadly, he isn’t me, but if he stopped being an unascended mortal and switched to Sole Spice, he could smell like he’s me. Look down, back up, where are you? You’re in a warren with the High Mage your cadre mage could smell like. What’s in your hand, back at me. I have it, it’s an acorn with two gates to that realm you love. Look again, the acorn is now otataral. Anything is possible when your mage smells like Sole Spice and not a Bole brother. I’m on a quorl.
#2784
Dolmen 2.0
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Interests:Walks in the park.
Waiting till jean gets here.
Posted 10 July 2013 - 05:31 PM
“Behind this mask there is more than just flesh. Beneath this mask there is an idea... and ideas are bulletproof Gas-Fireproof.”
#2785
Baco Xtath
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Posted 10 July 2013 - 06:57 PM
Gotta gif; this had me laughing
"Give a man a fire and he's warm for the day. But set fire to him and he's warm for the rest of his life." - Terry Pratchett, Jingo"Just erotic. Nothing kinky. It's the difference between using a feather and using a chicken." - Terry Pratchett, Eric
"Wisdom comes from experience. Experience is often a result of a lack of wisdom." - Terry Pratchett
"Wisdom comes from experience. Experience is often a result of a lack of wisdom." - Terry Pratchett
#2786
High House Dark
- Gooseberry Extraordinaire
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Posted 11 July 2013 - 02:03 AM
Basically how I respond to most men that decide they should talk to me while I'm clearly busy.
Currently re-reading the entire series and waiting for Fall of Light. You can catch me in the chat to win a drawing request!~MISANDRY FOR LIFE MUAHAHA~
#2787
Shinrei
- charin charin
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Posted 11 July 2013 - 12:13 PM
I'll just leave this here:
http://kotaku.com/ko...dium=Socialflow\
And just in case you jerks need a picture IN the post I added one.
http://kotaku.com/ko...dium=Socialflow\
And just in case you jerks need a picture IN the post I added one.
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You’ve never heard of the Silanda? … It’s the ship that made the Warren of Telas run in less than 12 parsecs.
#2788
Darkwatch
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Posted 11 July 2013 - 06:06 PM
This was from a time when we thought, in our collective idiocy, that radiation was panacea to every ill.
It's an ad for wool laced with radium because we all know radium to be good for our health.
A rough translation:
It's an ad for wool laced with radium because we all know radium to be good for our health.
A rough translation:
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A soft and healthy radioactive warmth...
A thick, resistant, supple, elastic and comfortable wool that a physico-chemical treatment has endowed with a remarkable power: Radioactivity.
Everyone knows the extraordinary effects of organic stimulation, of cellular excitation transmitted by Radium.
A wool treated in such a way allies the natural advantages of the textile with true hygienic value.
To knit a layette (baby clothing) for baby, wool garments for the kids, your underwear and your pull-overs, use:
LAINE-O-RAIDUM.
A precious source of vital energy and warmth. It does not shrink or felt (?). It's a medical wool product (sounds like Red Bulls "Natural Health Product")
A thick, resistant, supple, elastic and comfortable wool that a physico-chemical treatment has endowed with a remarkable power: Radioactivity.
Everyone knows the extraordinary effects of organic stimulation, of cellular excitation transmitted by Radium.
A wool treated in such a way allies the natural advantages of the textile with true hygienic value.
To knit a layette (baby clothing) for baby, wool garments for the kids, your underwear and your pull-overs, use:
LAINE-O-RAIDUM.
A precious source of vital energy and warmth. It does not shrink or felt (?). It's a medical wool product (sounds like Red Bulls "Natural Health Product")
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This post has been edited by Darkwatch: 11 July 2013 - 06:10 PM
The Pub is Always Open
Proud supporter of the Wolves of Winter. Glory be to her Majesty, The Lady Snow.
Cursed Summer returns. The Lady Now Sleeps.
The Sexy Thatch Burning Physicist
Τον Πρωτος Αληθη Δεσποτην της Οικιας Αυτος
Proud supporter of the Wolves of Winter. Glory be to her Majesty, The Lady Snow.
Cursed Summer returns. The Lady Now Sleeps.
The Sexy Thatch Burning Physicist
Τον Πρωτος Αληθη Δεσποτην της Οικιας Αυτος
RodeoRanch said:
You're a rock.
A non-touching itself rock.
A non-touching itself rock.
#2790
Dolmen 2.0
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Interests:Walks in the park.
Waiting till jean gets here.
Posted 12 July 2013 - 10:37 AM
“Behind this mask there is more than just flesh. Beneath this mask there is an idea... and ideas are bulletproof Gas-Fireproof.”
#2791
Illuyankas
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Posted 15 July 2013 - 01:50 AM
Hello, soldiers, look at your mage, now back to me, now back at your mage, now back to me. Sadly, he isn’t me, but if he stopped being an unascended mortal and switched to Sole Spice, he could smell like he’s me. Look down, back up, where are you? You’re in a warren with the High Mage your cadre mage could smell like. What’s in your hand, back at me. I have it, it’s an acorn with two gates to that realm you love. Look again, the acorn is now otataral. Anything is possible when your mage smells like Sole Spice and not a Bole brother. I’m on a quorl.
#2792
Gothos
- Map painting expert
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Posted 16 July 2013 - 12:01 PM
It is not the critic who counts; not the man who points out how the strong man stumbles, or where the doer of deeds could have done them better. The credit belongs to the man who is actually in the arena, whose face is marred by dust and sweat and blood, who strives valiantly; who errs and comes short again and again; because there is not effort without error and shortcomings; but who does actually strive to do the deed; who knows the great enthusiasm, the great devotion, who spends himself in a worthy cause, who at the best knows in the end the triumph of high achievement and who at the worst, if he fails, at least he fails while daring greatly. So that his place shall never be with those cold and timid souls who know neither victory nor defeat.
#2793
Jakovasaurus
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Posted 17 July 2013 - 05:13 PM
#2794
Gothos
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Posted 17 July 2013 - 05:49 PM
It is not the critic who counts; not the man who points out how the strong man stumbles, or where the doer of deeds could have done them better. The credit belongs to the man who is actually in the arena, whose face is marred by dust and sweat and blood, who strives valiantly; who errs and comes short again and again; because there is not effort without error and shortcomings; but who does actually strive to do the deed; who knows the great enthusiasm, the great devotion, who spends himself in a worthy cause, who at the best knows in the end the triumph of high achievement and who at the worst, if he fails, at least he fails while daring greatly. So that his place shall never be with those cold and timid souls who know neither victory nor defeat.
#2795
Baco Xtath
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Posted 18 July 2013 - 10:15 PM
"Give a man a fire and he's warm for the day. But set fire to him and he's warm for the rest of his life." - Terry Pratchett, Jingo"Just erotic. Nothing kinky. It's the difference between using a feather and using a chicken." - Terry Pratchett, Eric
"Wisdom comes from experience. Experience is often a result of a lack of wisdom." - Terry Pratchett
"Wisdom comes from experience. Experience is often a result of a lack of wisdom." - Terry Pratchett
#2796
Gothos
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Posted 19 July 2013 - 05:28 PM
It is not the critic who counts; not the man who points out how the strong man stumbles, or where the doer of deeds could have done them better. The credit belongs to the man who is actually in the arena, whose face is marred by dust and sweat and blood, who strives valiantly; who errs and comes short again and again; because there is not effort without error and shortcomings; but who does actually strive to do the deed; who knows the great enthusiasm, the great devotion, who spends himself in a worthy cause, who at the best knows in the end the triumph of high achievement and who at the worst, if he fails, at least he fails while daring greatly. So that his place shall never be with those cold and timid souls who know neither victory nor defeat.
#2797
stone monkey
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Posted 20 July 2013 - 06:28 PM
If an opinion contrary to your own makes you angry, that is a sign that you are subconsciously aware of having no good reason for thinking as you do. If some one maintains that two and two are five, or that Iceland is on the equator, you feel pity rather than anger, unless you know so little of arithmetic or geography that his opinion shakes your own contrary conviction. … So whenever you find yourself getting angry about a difference of opinion, be on your guard; you will probably find, on examination, that your belief is going beyond what the evidence warrants. Bertrand Russell
#2798
Dolmen 2.0
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Interests:Walks in the park.
Waiting till jean gets here.
Posted 21 July 2013 - 10:18 PM
Everytime I read the word Seguleh.
“Behind this mask there is more than just flesh. Beneath this mask there is an idea... and ideas are bulletproof Gas-Fireproof.”
#2799
Darkwatch
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Posted 24 July 2013 - 05:30 PM
The Pub is Always Open
Proud supporter of the Wolves of Winter. Glory be to her Majesty, The Lady Snow.
Cursed Summer returns. The Lady Now Sleeps.
The Sexy Thatch Burning Physicist
Τον Πρωτος Αληθη Δεσποτην της Οικιας Αυτος
Proud supporter of the Wolves of Winter. Glory be to her Majesty, The Lady Snow.
Cursed Summer returns. The Lady Now Sleeps.
The Sexy Thatch Burning Physicist
Τον Πρωτος Αληθη Δεσποτην της Οικιας Αυτος
RodeoRanch said:
You're a rock.
A non-touching itself rock.
A non-touching itself rock.
#2800
Baco Xtath
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Posted 27 July 2013 - 09:05 PM
"Give a man a fire and he's warm for the day. But set fire to him and he's warm for the rest of his life." - Terry Pratchett, Jingo"Just erotic. Nothing kinky. It's the difference between using a feather and using a chicken." - Terry Pratchett, Eric
"Wisdom comes from experience. Experience is often a result of a lack of wisdom." - Terry Pratchett
"Wisdom comes from experience. Experience is often a result of a lack of wisdom." - Terry Pratchett
