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Tiste Simeon 
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Posted 03 June 2013 - 07:20 PM
Good news everyone! It's real!
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A Haunting Poem
I Scream
You Scream
We all Scream
For I Scream.
I Scream
You Scream
We all Scream
For I Scream.
#2749
Jakovasaurus
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Posted 03 June 2013 - 11:55 PM
cerveza_fiesta, on 30 May 2013 - 07:02 PM, said:
THis would be awesome if it weren't for the hipster hairdo and the fact that the beers are PBRs. As it stands, his BEERd comes off as kinda sissy.
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#2750
Tiste Simeon
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Posted 06 June 2013 - 09:24 AM
I like this!
Have been singing this for ages now...
A couple of Pokemon related ones!
Not far from the truth, probably...
The Kama Sutra of sleeping! Don't worry, SFW...
Have been singing this for ages now...
A couple of Pokemon related ones!
Not far from the truth, probably...
The Kama Sutra of sleeping! Don't worry, SFW...
A Haunting Poem
I Scream
You Scream
We all Scream
For I Scream.
I Scream
You Scream
We all Scream
For I Scream.
#2751
Tiste Simeon
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Posted 06 June 2013 - 09:28 AM
Can't remember if these two are reposts, so apologies if they are:
Some excellent placement of books in whatever shop this was...
Justice in video games:
Bohemian Rhapsody by Meme.
And finally, a nice long poem about how great the English language is. One for those who aren't native speakers...
Some excellent placement of books in whatever shop this was...
Justice in video games:
Bohemian Rhapsody by Meme.
And finally, a nice long poem about how great the English language is. One for those who aren't native speakers...
A Haunting Poem
I Scream
You Scream
We all Scream
For I Scream.
I Scream
You Scream
We all Scream
For I Scream.
#2752
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Posted 07 June 2013 - 12:22 AM
I'm always afraid to turn the stove to this setting.
<!--quoteo(post=462161:date=Nov 1 2008, 06:13 PM:name=Aptorian)--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (Aptorian @ Nov 1 2008, 06:13 PM) <a href="index.php?act=findpost&pid=462161"><{POST_SNAPBACK}></a></div><div class='quotemain'><!--quotec-->God damn. Mighty drunk. Must ... what is the english movement movement movement for drunk... with out you seemimg drunk?
bla bla bla
Peopleare harrasing me... grrrrrh.
Also people with big noses aren't jews, they're just french
EDIT: We has editted so mucj that5 we're not quite sure... also, leave britney alone.<!--QuoteEnd--></div><!--QuoteEEnd-->
bla bla bla
Peopleare harrasing me... grrrrrh.
Also people with big noses aren't jews, they're just french
EDIT: We has editted so mucj that5 we're not quite sure... also, leave britney alone.<!--QuoteEnd--></div><!--QuoteEEnd-->
#2753
Tiste Simeon
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Posted 07 June 2013 - 07:37 AM
You have to do it Stormy! Even it means that whatever you put First In to the stove comes Out Last looking like it's been blown up!
And because I need a pic:
And because I need a pic:
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A Haunting Poem
I Scream
You Scream
We all Scream
For I Scream.
I Scream
You Scream
We all Scream
For I Scream.
#2754
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Posted 07 June 2013 - 04:38 PM
Awesome is story behind it. Seem like Mortal Sword of Mice.
The two mice were served up as a live dinner for the snake at Hangzhou Zoo in Zhejiang province, eastern China.
Keeper Wen Shao said: "We always give the snakes live food and we put the two mice into the snake enclosure, but instead of trying to hide like they usually do one of the mice attacked the snake when it saw it trying to eat the other mouse.
"I have never seen anything like that before, usually the mice keep as far away from the snake as possible but this one caused a lot of damage. "It was biting the snake on the head as the snake was trying to eat the first mouse."
He added that the mouse had deserved its freedom after putting up such a brave fight. "In any case it didn't do the snake any good either, it was expensive and the mouse did a lot of damage by biting it on the head," he added.
Sadly the mouse did not succeed in its bid to free its pal. It died and was later eaten even if mighty mouse was no longer around to witness it.
Adept Ulrik - Highest Marshall of Quick Ben's Irregulars
Being optimistic´s worthless if it means ignoring the suffering of this world. Worse than worthless. It´s bloody evil.
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Being optimistic´s worthless if it means ignoring the suffering of this world. Worse than worthless. It´s bloody evil.
- Fiddler
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Illuyankas
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Posted 08 June 2013 - 01:28 AM
Hello, soldiers, look at your mage, now back to me, now back at your mage, now back to me. Sadly, he isn’t me, but if he stopped being an unascended mortal and switched to Sole Spice, he could smell like he’s me. Look down, back up, where are you? You’re in a warren with the High Mage your cadre mage could smell like. What’s in your hand, back at me. I have it, it’s an acorn with two gates to that realm you love. Look again, the acorn is now otataral. Anything is possible when your mage smells like Sole Spice and not a Bole brother. I’m on a quorl.
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Posted 09 June 2013 - 05:26 PM
About that poem Tiste:
meh. Link was dead :(
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Posted 11 June 2013 - 01:18 PM
All 20 question interviews are funneled directly to the NSA.
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You’ve never heard of the Silanda? … It’s the ship that made the Warren of Telas run in less than 12 parsecs.
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Tiste Simeon
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Posted 13 June 2013 - 03:55 PM
The future is scary...
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A Haunting Poem
I Scream
You Scream
We all Scream
For I Scream.
I Scream
You Scream
We all Scream
For I Scream.
#2760
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Posted 13 June 2013 - 09:17 PM
Heeheehee
Currently re-reading the entire series and waiting for Fall of Light. You can catch me in the chat to win a drawing request!~MISANDRY FOR LIFE MUAHAHA~
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Posted 14 June 2013 - 01:07 PM
I hate it when this happens... Luckily, google is there to help!
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A Haunting Poem
I Scream
You Scream
We all Scream
For I Scream.
I Scream
You Scream
We all Scream
For I Scream.
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Posted 15 June 2013 - 12:01 AM
mrrrrrrrrrrr
Hello, soldiers, look at your mage, now back to me, now back at your mage, now back to me. Sadly, he isn’t me, but if he stopped being an unascended mortal and switched to Sole Spice, he could smell like he’s me. Look down, back up, where are you? You’re in a warren with the High Mage your cadre mage could smell like. What’s in your hand, back at me. I have it, it’s an acorn with two gates to that realm you love. Look again, the acorn is now otataral. Anything is possible when your mage smells like Sole Spice and not a Bole brother. I’m on a quorl.
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Posted 16 June 2013 - 01:05 PM
"Give a man a fire and he's warm for the day. But set fire to him and he's warm for the rest of his life." - Terry Pratchett, Jingo"Just erotic. Nothing kinky. It's the difference between using a feather and using a chicken." - Terry Pratchett, Eric
"Wisdom comes from experience. Experience is often a result of a lack of wisdom." - Terry Pratchett
"Wisdom comes from experience. Experience is often a result of a lack of wisdom." - Terry Pratchett
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Posted 16 June 2013 - 08:32 PM
If an opinion contrary to your own makes you angry, that is a sign that you are subconsciously aware of having no good reason for thinking as you do. If some one maintains that two and two are five, or that Iceland is on the equator, you feel pity rather than anger, unless you know so little of arithmetic or geography that his opinion shakes your own contrary conviction. … So whenever you find yourself getting angry about a difference of opinion, be on your guard; you will probably find, on examination, that your belief is going beyond what the evidence warrants. Bertrand Russell
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Posted 19 June 2013 - 02:18 AM
You can't see it in the pic, but she also has a Prince Albert.
Hello, soldiers, look at your mage, now back to me, now back at your mage, now back to me. Sadly, he isn’t me, but if he stopped being an unascended mortal and switched to Sole Spice, he could smell like he’s me. Look down, back up, where are you? You’re in a warren with the High Mage your cadre mage could smell like. What’s in your hand, back at me. I have it, it’s an acorn with two gates to that realm you love. Look again, the acorn is now otataral. Anything is possible when your mage smells like Sole Spice and not a Bole brother. I’m on a quorl.
