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#2612 User is offline   Shinrei 

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Posted 08 April 2013 - 03:27 AM

Picunrelatedzorz.

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You’ve never heard of the Silanda? … It’s the ship that made the Warren of Telas run in less than 12 parsecs.
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#2613 User is offline   worry 

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Posted 09 April 2013 - 12:02 AM

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They came with white hands and left with red hands.
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#2614 User is offline   worry 

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Posted 09 April 2013 - 05:02 AM

http://mywifesfightw...eastcancer.com/

You can tell by the URL what it's about, I'd highly recommend a peek. It's not too long.

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#2615 User is offline   Tattersail_ 

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Posted 09 April 2013 - 10:17 AM

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Worry you made me "feel" damn you !
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#2616 User is offline   Tattersail_ 

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Posted 09 April 2013 - 10:20 AM

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#2617 User is offline   Tattersail_ 

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Posted 09 April 2013 - 10:34 AM

Unexpected Friends
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#2618 User is offline   Satan 

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Posted 09 April 2013 - 10:49 AM

In the vein of silly celeb photoshops: http://celebswithout...ws.blogspot.no/


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Legalise drugs! And murder!
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#2619 User is offline   Tiste Simeon 

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Posted 09 April 2013 - 12:52 PM

Happy Tobias Tuesday everyone!
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A Haunting Poem
I Scream
You Scream
We all Scream
For I Scream.
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#2620 User is offline   Adjutant Stormy~ 

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Posted 09 April 2013 - 04:20 PM

I realize that this is on the frontpage of reddit, but god DAMN is this the funniest thing I've seen in weeks.

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<!--quoteo(post=462161:date=Nov 1 2008, 06:13 PM:name=Aptorian)--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (Aptorian @ Nov 1 2008, 06:13 PM) <a href="index.php?act=findpost&pid=462161"><{POST_SNAPBACK}></a></div><div class='quotemain'><!--quotec-->God damn. Mighty drunk. Must ... what is the english movement movement movement for drunk... with out you seemimg drunk?

bla bla bla

Peopleare harrasing me... grrrrrh.

Also people with big noses aren't jews, they're just french

EDIT: We has editted so mucj that5 we're not quite sure... also, leave britney alone.<!--QuoteEnd--></div><!--QuoteEEnd-->
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#2621 User is offline   Baco Xtath 

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Posted 09 April 2013 - 05:41 PM

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"Give a man a fire and he's warm for the day. But set fire to him and he's warm for the rest of his life." - Terry Pratchett, Jingo"Just erotic. Nothing kinky. It's the difference between using a feather and using a chicken." - Terry Pratchett, Eric
"Wisdom comes from experience. Experience is often a result of a lack of wisdom." - Terry Pratchett
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#2622 User is offline   Tiste Simeon 

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Posted 10 April 2013 - 03:29 PM

A wise lesson...

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A Haunting Poem
I Scream
You Scream
We all Scream
For I Scream.
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#2623 User is offline   masan's saddle 

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Posted 10 April 2013 - 07:41 PM

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Now all the friends that you knew in school they used to be so cool, now they just bore you.
Just look at em' now, already pullin' the plow. So quick to take to grain, like some old mule.
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#2624 User is offline   Illuyankas 

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Posted 10 April 2013 - 09:39 PM

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Hello, soldiers, look at your mage, now back to me, now back at your mage, now back to me. Sadly, he isn’t me, but if he stopped being an unascended mortal and switched to Sole Spice, he could smell like he’s me. Look down, back up, where are you? You’re in a warren with the High Mage your cadre mage could smell like. What’s in your hand, back at me. I have it, it’s an acorn with two gates to that realm you love. Look again, the acorn is now otataral. Anything is possible when your mage smells like Sole Spice and not a Bole brother. I’m on a quorl.
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#2625 User is offline   High House Dark 

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Posted 11 April 2013 - 02:53 AM

This came across my tumblarh dash:

Parrying Dagger (Pugnale Bolognese)
Dated: circa 1550–75
Culture: Italian
Medium: Partly gilt steel, brass, and wood
Measurements: Wt. 15 oz. (425 g)
Designed to be used together with a rapier, this dagger is fitted with a side ring, recurved quillons, and a depression at the base of one side of the blade to accommodate the thumb and facilitate a firmer grip.The waves in the blade may be intended to act like "speed bumps" in breaking the impact of a blow from an opponent's blade. The piercing of the fullers (grooves) is a decorative motif.
Source: © 2000–2013 The Metropolitan Museum of Art

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And I love this (and Whoopi!):

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Currently re-reading the entire series and waiting for Fall of Light. You can catch me in the chat to win a drawing request!~MISANDRY FOR LIFE MUAHAHA~
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#2626 User is offline   worry 

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Posted 11 April 2013 - 11:03 PM

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They came with white hands and left with red hands.
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#2627 User is offline   Adjutant Stormy~ 

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Posted 12 April 2013 - 02:22 AM

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<!--quoteo(post=462161:date=Nov 1 2008, 06:13 PM:name=Aptorian)--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (Aptorian @ Nov 1 2008, 06:13 PM) <a href="index.php?act=findpost&pid=462161"><{POST_SNAPBACK}></a></div><div class='quotemain'><!--quotec-->God damn. Mighty drunk. Must ... what is the english movement movement movement for drunk... with out you seemimg drunk?

bla bla bla

Peopleare harrasing me... grrrrrh.

Also people with big noses aren't jews, they're just french

EDIT: We has editted so mucj that5 we're not quite sure... also, leave britney alone.<!--QuoteEnd--></div><!--QuoteEEnd-->
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#2628 User is offline   Satan 

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Posted 12 April 2013 - 06:52 AM

I don't understand why they'd have to link it up with the Zelda franchise, though? (pun intended)


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Legalise drugs! And murder!
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#2629 User is offline   Satan 

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Posted 12 April 2013 - 07:01 AM

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Legalise drugs! And murder!
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#2630 User is offline   Shinrei 

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Posted 12 April 2013 - 12:28 PM

http://www.demilked....er-danny-evans/

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You’ve never heard of the Silanda? … It’s the ship that made the Warren of Telas run in less than 12 parsecs.
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#2631 User is offline   Tattersail_ 

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Posted 12 April 2013 - 02:20 PM

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