Awesome / Weird / Funny Arse pics v 2.0 (NSFW) NO POSTS WITHOUT PICS!!! (well SOMEONE had to start it)
#253
Posted 12 May 2011 - 02:21 PM
Dead Space wallpapers, you say?
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Hello, soldiers, look at your mage, now back to me, now back at your mage, now back to me. Sadly, he isn’t me, but if he stopped being an unascended mortal and switched to Sole Spice, he could smell like he’s me. Look down, back up, where are you? You’re in a warren with the High Mage your cadre mage could smell like. What’s in your hand, back at me. I have it, it’s an acorn with two gates to that realm you love. Look again, the acorn is now otataral. Anything is possible when your mage smells like Sole Spice and not a Bole brother. I’m on a quorl.
#254
Posted 12 May 2011 - 02:34 PM
I first read Illy's picture as "Ninjas can't catch the Emperor's Finnest"
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You’ve never heard of the Silanda? … It’s the ship that made the Warren of Telas run in less than 12 parsecs.
#255
Posted 13 May 2011 - 04:53 AM
It walks - LIKE A MAN!??!

Nature has gone crazy!!!

Good boy, Fido. Good boy!

Nature has gone crazy!!!

Good boy, Fido. Good boy!

Wry, on 29 February 2012 - 10:50 AM, said:
And you're not complaining, you're criticizing. It's a side-effect of being better than everyone else, I get it sometimes too.
~TQB~
#256
Posted 13 May 2011 - 07:32 AM
No sleeping in lectures!

It is not the critic who counts; not the man who points out how the strong man stumbles, or where the doer of deeds could have done them better. The credit belongs to the man who is actually in the arena, whose face is marred by dust and sweat and blood, who strives valiantly; who errs and comes short again and again; because there is not effort without error and shortcomings; but who does actually strive to do the deed; who knows the great enthusiasm, the great devotion, who spends himself in a worthy cause, who at the best knows in the end the triumph of high achievement and who at the worst, if he fails, at least he fails while daring greatly. So that his place shall never be with those cold and timid souls who know neither victory nor defeat.
#257
Posted 13 May 2011 - 08:08 AM
Gothos, on 13 May 2011 - 07:32 AM, said:
No sleeping in lectures!


Pretty girl.
Don't fall asleep with yoghurt in your hand:
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and twitter in 1940:

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This post has been edited by Tapper: 13 May 2011 - 08:09 AM
Everyone is entitled to his own wrong opinion. - Lizrad
#258
Posted 13 May 2011 - 11:43 AM

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The translation:
Milton Blok, go fuck your own wife, and stay away from mine!
In the same vein (metro uk):

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edit 2: the answer to her question is probably: "yes".
This post has been edited by Tapper: 13 May 2011 - 11:49 AM
Everyone is entitled to his own wrong opinion. - Lizrad
#259
Posted 13 May 2011 - 02:38 PM
Everyone is entitled to his own wrong opinion. - Lizrad
#260
Posted 13 May 2011 - 04:12 PM
A Haunting Poem
I Scream
You Scream
We all Scream
For I Scream.
I Scream
You Scream
We all Scream
For I Scream.
#263
Posted 13 May 2011 - 05:03 PM
Battle Plaptypus, on 13 May 2011 - 04:25 PM, said:

That made me sneeze yoghurt. Was the laptop OK?

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Everyone is entitled to his own wrong opinion. - Lizrad
#264
Posted 13 May 2011 - 05:37 PM
The love I bear thee can afford no better term than this: thou art a villain.
"Perhaps we think up our own destinies and so, in a sense, deserve whatever happens to us, for not having had the wit to imagine something better." ― Iain Banks
"Perhaps we think up our own destinies and so, in a sense, deserve whatever happens to us, for not having had the wit to imagine something better." ― Iain Banks
#265
Posted 13 May 2011 - 05:38 PM


This...this is awesome!


and this last one because it concerns one of the most compelling portraits (and stories) ever to grace the cover of National Geographic.

"When the last tree has fallen, and the rivers are poisoned, you cannot eat money, oh no." ~Aurora
"Someone will always try to sell you despair, just so they don't feel alone." ~Ursula Vernon
"Someone will always try to sell you despair, just so they don't feel alone." ~Ursula Vernon
#266
Posted 13 May 2011 - 05:58 PM
risking the neg rep, i have to know.
did they ever find that girl or is that the aged search photo that was sent out?
also, wh40k behemoth.
He is the father to a murdered titan, husband to a murdered titanesse, and he will have his bloody vengeance on choas, in that incarnation, or when his seed is carried to the next
did they ever find that girl or is that the aged search photo that was sent out?
also, wh40k behemoth.
He is the father to a murdered titan, husband to a murdered titanesse, and he will have his bloody vengeance on choas, in that incarnation, or when his seed is carried to the next
2012
"Imperial Gothos, Imperial"
"Imperial Gothos, Imperial"
#267
Posted 13 May 2011 - 06:10 PM
Macros, on 13 May 2011 - 05:58 PM, said:
risking the neg rep, i have to know.
did they ever find that girl or is that the aged search photo that was sent out?
also, wh40k behemoth.
He is the father to a murdered titan, husband to a murdered titanesse, and he will have his bloody vengeance on choas, in that incarnation, or when his seed is carried to the next
did they ever find that girl or is that the aged search photo that was sent out?
also, wh40k behemoth.
He is the father to a murdered titan, husband to a murdered titanesse, and he will have his bloody vengeance on choas, in that incarnation, or when his seed is carried to the next
That's actually her. The photo I posted there is actually from the follow-up story about what happened to her. Here's linkage to said story.
http://ngm.nationalg...girl/index-text

"When the last tree has fallen, and the rivers are poisoned, you cannot eat money, oh no." ~Aurora
"Someone will always try to sell you despair, just so they don't feel alone." ~Ursula Vernon
"Someone will always try to sell you despair, just so they don't feel alone." ~Ursula Vernon
#269
Posted 13 May 2011 - 10:12 PM

Everybody’s lookin’ forward to the weekend
Partyin’, partyin’ (Yeah)
Partyin’, partyin’ (Yeah)
Fun, fun, fun, fun
#272
Posted 14 May 2011 - 11:07 PM
Some Cyanide & Happiness...
EDIT: Spoilered for being in slightly poor taste and therefore NSFW.
EDIT: Spoilered for being in slightly poor taste and therefore NSFW.

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This post has been edited by Tiste Simeon: 14 May 2011 - 11:09 PM
A Haunting Poem
I Scream
You Scream
We all Scream
For I Scream.
I Scream
You Scream
We all Scream
For I Scream.