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Awesome / Weird / Funny Arse pics v 2.0 (NSFW) NO POSTS WITHOUT PICS!!! (well SOMEONE had to start it)

#2401 User is offline   High House Dark 

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Posted 29 January 2013 - 10:54 PM

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Posted 30 January 2013 - 04:59 AM

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*casting the shaved knuckle*
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Posted 30 January 2013 - 07:16 PM

View PostAptorius, on 13 December 2012 - 10:53 PM, said:

For context, if a petition gets more than 25,000 votes it is supposed to get a response from the White House. I wonder what Obama's position is on planet destroying moons.

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Not sure if anyone ever posted the response that was sent for this:

https://petitions.wh...e-youre-looking

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Posted 31 January 2013 - 03:31 AM

Spoiler

No Touchy.
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Posted 31 January 2013 - 06:33 AM

No doubt somewhere on the internet there will be nerd rage over this:

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#2406 User is offline   Baco Xtath 

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Posted 31 January 2013 - 03:53 PM

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Study it:
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This post has been edited by Baco Xtath: 02 February 2013 - 04:08 PM

"Give a man a fire and he's warm for the day. But set fire to him and he's warm for the rest of his life." - Terry Pratchett, Jingo"Just erotic. Nothing kinky. It's the difference between using a feather and using a chicken." - Terry Pratchett, Eric
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#2407 User is offline   A Demon Llama! 

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Posted 31 January 2013 - 07:54 PM

55 Lego Riddles

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No Touchy.
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Posted 01 February 2013 - 08:25 AM

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They came with white hands and left with red hands.
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#2409 User is offline   Baco Xtath 

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Posted 01 February 2013 - 01:10 PM

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Probably a repost but:
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"Give a man a fire and he's warm for the day. But set fire to him and he's warm for the rest of his life." - Terry Pratchett, Jingo"Just erotic. Nothing kinky. It's the difference between using a feather and using a chicken." - Terry Pratchett, Eric
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#2410 User is offline   Illuyankas 

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Posted 01 February 2013 - 02:52 PM

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Them baby eagles, my god

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(bit late)
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Hello, soldiers, look at your mage, now back to me, now back at your mage, now back to me. Sadly, he isn’t me, but if he stopped being an unascended mortal and switched to Sole Spice, he could smell like he’s me. Look down, back up, where are you? You’re in a warren with the High Mage your cadre mage could smell like. What’s in your hand, back at me. I have it, it’s an acorn with two gates to that realm you love. Look again, the acorn is now otataral. Anything is possible when your mage smells like Sole Spice and not a Bole brother. I’m on a quorl.
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Posted 02 February 2013 - 12:58 AM

Administrative Announcement: Hey guys, as you may be aware we have been experiencing some downtime lately - this is partly due to resource usage on our server. The actual cause is an underlying one, however until we get that resolved I would remind you that animated .gifs use more resources than regular images, and that these should be kept to a minimum. Please reduce the number of animated .gif images being posted in this thread. Thank you.



Administrative Addendum: Anyone Neg-Repping this post for lack of a picture or in fact any other reason WILL be banned for an indefinite period of time. You have been warned.

EDIT For Administrative Clarity: This will henceforth be a permanent state of affairs. Red Text from an Admin = Exempt from the "No posts without pics clause", with retribution being a swift and indefinite ban hammering. I can't believe I have to spell this out for you all. :veryangry:

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<Vote Silencer> For not garnering any heat or any love for that matter. And I'm being serious here, it's like a mental block that is there, and you just keep forgetting it.

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Posted 02 February 2013 - 01:05 AM

Out of curiosity, does that include gifs that are hosted elsewhere and just posted here?

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Posted 02 February 2013 - 01:12 AM

View Postworrywort, on 02 February 2013 - 01:05 AM, said:

Out of curiosity, does that include gifs that are hosted elsewhere and just posted here?

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It does, yes. Because what you are doing is called "hotlinking" and is generally frowned upon because it leeches the *other* site's resources, unless that site is a dedicated image hosting site. This is to be avoided. It also does, I think, put a tad more strain on our resources than regular images; just not as much as if we are hosting and serving the image ourselves.



To clarify the above administrative addendum: If I make a post in Red Text, and you neg-rep it, you will be banned indefinitely. There we go. Standing order. Have a nice day. :veryangry:

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Shinrei said:

<Vote Silencer> For not garnering any heat or any love for that matter. And I'm being serious here, it's like a mental block that is there, and you just keep forgetting it.

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Posted 02 February 2013 - 01:23 AM

Of course I meant a dedicated image host! What do you take me for, a brigand? But point taken about gifs on those.

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Posted 02 February 2013 - 02:18 AM

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*casting the shaved knuckle*
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Posted 02 February 2013 - 05:52 AM

View PostSilencer, on 02 February 2013 - 12:58 AM, said:

Administrative Announcement: Hey guys, as you may be aware we have been experiencing some downtime lately - this is partly due to resource usage on our server. The actual cause is an underlying one, however until we get that resolved I would remind you that animated .gifs use more resources than regular images, and that these should be kept to a minimum. Please reduce the number of animated .gif images being posted in this thread. Thank you.



Administrative Addendum: Anyone Neg-Repping this post for lack of a picture or in fact any other reason WILL be banned for an indefinite period of time. You have been warned.




View PostSilencer, on 02 February 2013 - 01:12 AM, said:

View Postworrywort, on 02 February 2013 - 01:05 AM, said:

Out of curiosity, does that include gifs that are hosted elsewhere and just posted here?

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It does, yes. Because what you are doing is called "hotlinking" and is generally frowned upon because it leeches the *other* site's resources, unless that site is a dedicated image hosting site. This is to be avoided. It also does, I think, put a tad more strain on our resources than regular images; just not as much as if we are hosting and serving the image ourselves.



To clarify the above administrative addendum: If I make a post in Red Text, and you neg-rep it, you will be banned indefinitely. There we go. Standing order. Have a nice day. :veryangry:


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Also amend your first post to state it's a permaban, because I was literally seconds away from eating the temp one regardless.
Hello, soldiers, look at your mage, now back to me, now back at your mage, now back to me. Sadly, he isn’t me, but if he stopped being an unascended mortal and switched to Sole Spice, he could smell like he’s me. Look down, back up, where are you? You’re in a warren with the High Mage your cadre mage could smell like. What’s in your hand, back at me. I have it, it’s an acorn with two gates to that realm you love. Look again, the acorn is now otataral. Anything is possible when your mage smells like Sole Spice and not a Bole brother. I’m on a quorl.
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Posted 02 February 2013 - 10:21 AM

View PostIlluyankas, on 02 February 2013 - 05:52 AM, said:

View PostSilencer, on 02 February 2013 - 12:58 AM, said:

Administrative Announcement: Hey guys, as you may be aware we have been experiencing some downtime lately - this is partly due to resource usage on our server. The actual cause is an underlying one, however until we get that resolved I would remind you that animated .gifs use more resources than regular images, and that these should be kept to a minimum. Please reduce the number of animated .gif images being posted in this thread. Thank you.



Administrative Addendum: Anyone Neg-Repping this post for lack of a picture or in fact any other reason WILL be banned for an indefinite period of time. You have been warned.




View PostSilencer, on 02 February 2013 - 01:12 AM, said:

View Postworrywort, on 02 February 2013 - 01:05 AM, said:

Out of curiosity, does that include gifs that are hosted elsewhere and just posted here?

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It does, yes. Because what you are doing is called "hotlinking" and is generally frowned upon because it leeches the *other* site's resources, unless that site is a dedicated image hosting site. This is to be avoided. It also does, I think, put a tad more strain on our resources than regular images; just not as much as if we are hosting and serving the image ourselves.



To clarify the above administrative addendum: If I make a post in Red Text, and you neg-rep it, you will be banned indefinitely. There we go. Standing order. Have a nice day. :D


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Also amend your first post to state it's a permaban, because I was literally seconds away from eating the temp one regardless.


I'm not sure what you mean - they both state the ban may be indefinite. If you mean edit it to state that this is a permanent state of affairs, sure. Though really everyone should read ALL my posts carefully and with great respect in mind, at all times. :veryangry:

It vexes me that it so hard to find a pic to put in this thread purely because at least 70% of my funny/awesome/weird pictures folder comes from this thread... :S

Attached File  Dedication - Nagato.jpg (67.82K)
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<Vote Silencer> For not garnering any heat or any love for that matter. And I'm being serious here, it's like a mental block that is there, and you just keep forgetting it.

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Posted 02 February 2013 - 03:03 PM

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Posted 02 February 2013 - 05:15 PM

View PostSilencer, on 02 February 2013 - 12:58 AM, said:

Administrative Announcement: Hey guys, as you may be aware we have been experiencing some downtime lately - this is partly due to resource usage on our server. The actual cause is an underlying one, however until we get that resolved I would remind you that animated .gifs use more resources than regular images, and that these should be kept to a minimum. Please reduce the number of animated .gif images being posted in this thread. Thank you.



Administrative Addendum: Anyone Neg-Repping this post for lack of a picture or in fact any other reason WILL be banned for an indefinite period of time. You have been warned.

EDIT For Administrative Clarity: This will henceforth be a permanent state of affairs. Red Text from an Admin = Exempt from the "No posts without pics clause", with retribution being a swift and indefinite ban hammering. I can't believe I have to spell this out for you all. :veryangry:




Shit. Sorry. How all this "internet" stuff and "server" "resource usage" works is more magical to me than warrens or weaves so I'll just take this as "no more gifs" or at least "gif occasionally."

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Posted 02 February 2013 - 06:31 PM

View PostSilencer, on 02 February 2013 - 12:58 AM, said:

Administrative Announcement: Hey guys, as you may be aware we have been experiencing some downtime lately - this is partly due to resource usage on our server. The actual cause is an underlying one, however until we get that resolved I would remind you that animated .gifs use more resources than regular images, and that these should be kept to a minimum. Please reduce the number of animated .gif images being posted in this thread. Thank you.



Administrative Addendum: Anyone Neg-Repping this post for lack of a picture or in fact any other reason WILL be banned for an indefinite period of time. You have been warned.

EDIT For Administrative Clarity: This will henceforth be a permanent state of affairs. Red Text from an Admin = Exempt from the "No posts without pics clause", with retribution being a swift and indefinite ban hammering. I can't believe I have to spell this out for you all. :veryangry:




My only regret is that I have but one account to give in the service of this great forum:

I salute you.

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This post has been edited by Aptorius: 02 February 2013 - 06:33 PM

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