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#2352 User is offline   Tiste Simeon 

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Posted 02 January 2013 - 05:07 PM

View PostBaco Xtath, on 02 January 2013 - 02:58 PM, said:

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OK, I have watched that through a few times now and I still shudder and cringe every time. I know it isn't going to come at me personally, but I still get creeped out! Weird...

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#2353 User is offline   Baco Xtath 

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Posted 04 January 2013 - 02:20 PM

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#2354 User is offline   Ulrik 

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Posted 04 January 2013 - 06:45 PM

Bent and Roach´s cousins?

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#2355 User is offline   Baco Xtath 

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Posted 04 January 2013 - 07:57 PM

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"Give a man a fire and he's warm for the day. But set fire to him and he's warm for the rest of his life." - Terry Pratchett, Jingo"Just erotic. Nothing kinky. It's the difference between using a feather and using a chicken." - Terry Pratchett, Eric
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#2356 User is offline   Illuyankas 

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Posted 04 January 2013 - 08:21 PM

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Morgoth and pals
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Hello, soldiers, look at your mage, now back to me, now back at your mage, now back to me. Sadly, he isn’t me, but if he stopped being an unascended mortal and switched to Sole Spice, he could smell like he’s me. Look down, back up, where are you? You’re in a warren with the High Mage your cadre mage could smell like. What’s in your hand, back at me. I have it, it’s an acorn with two gates to that realm you love. Look again, the acorn is now otataral. Anything is possible when your mage smells like Sole Spice and not a Bole brother. I’m on a quorl.
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#2357 User is offline   A Demon Llama! 

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Posted 05 January 2013 - 01:59 AM

Is the second your own screenshot?

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#2358 User is offline   Illuyankas 

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Posted 05 January 2013 - 02:32 AM

I wish Of course not.

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Hello, soldiers, look at your mage, now back to me, now back at your mage, now back to me. Sadly, he isn’t me, but if he stopped being an unascended mortal and switched to Sole Spice, he could smell like he’s me. Look down, back up, where are you? You’re in a warren with the High Mage your cadre mage could smell like. What’s in your hand, back at me. I have it, it’s an acorn with two gates to that realm you love. Look again, the acorn is now otataral. Anything is possible when your mage smells like Sole Spice and not a Bole brother. I’m on a quorl.
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#2359 User is offline   Baco Xtath 

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Posted 06 January 2013 - 08:53 PM

Laughed my ass off at this:
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#2360 User is offline   A Demon Llama! 

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Posted 07 January 2013 - 10:50 PM

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#2361 User is offline   Puck 

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Posted 08 January 2013 - 09:13 PM

Found this at a ukrainian roadside restaurant, should be self-explanatory..

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#2362 User is offline   Baco Xtath 

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Posted 09 January 2013 - 01:40 PM

Being a builder and having nearly tipped a snorkel lift before (and having tipped a Bobcat before), I really appreciate this one:
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Sometimes feeling like I don't fit it makes me appreciate this one:
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Because it's the true:
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#2363 User is offline   Tiste Simeon 

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Posted 09 January 2013 - 05:19 PM

You know, this guy makes a valid point...

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Posted 09 January 2013 - 06:38 PM

^^HAHA! That's like when Pringles did their holiday promotions for 2012 and they used the phrase "Merry Pringles"...and someone made the comment that the marketing team should be fired for not doing "Pringle Bells" or "Merry Crispmas"...hilarity.

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#2365 User is offline   Sinisdar Toste 

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Posted 10 January 2013 - 02:05 AM

if mars were terrraformed and a great shot of horseshoe falls (canadian portion of niagara falls)

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Posted 10 January 2013 - 01:36 PM

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#2367 User is offline   Baco Xtath 

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Posted 10 January 2013 - 08:56 PM

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#2368 User is offline   Sinisdar Toste 

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Posted 11 January 2013 - 01:18 AM

so, that stunt double of uma thurman, that's the actual stunt girl who's in deathproof right? pretty sweet.

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Posted 11 January 2013 - 09:47 AM

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Posted 13 January 2013 - 04:37 PM

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#2371 User is offline   Tiste Simeon 

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Posted 14 January 2013 - 10:54 AM

This chair is the worst chair in existence!

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