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Tiste Simeon 
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Posted 22 November 2012 - 11:14 PM
Haven't seen any of the Twilight films? Now you never have to!
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A Haunting Poem
I Scream
You Scream
We all Scream
For I Scream.
I Scream
You Scream
We all Scream
For I Scream.
#2264
POOPOO MCBUMFACE
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Posted 26 November 2012 - 11:07 AM
#2265
Lucifer's Heaven
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Posted 26 November 2012 - 02:44 PM
I'm gonna sing the doom song now...
"So how'd you save the world?"
"Averted the rapture by drowning the baby Jesus in his own tears"
"Averted the rapture by drowning the baby Jesus in his own tears"
#2267
Aptorian
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Posted 26 November 2012 - 05:08 PM
Welcome to the Danish countryside. Or the dead marshes as they are also known.
(Not Safe for Squeamish Animal Lovers)
(Not Safe for Squeamish Animal Lovers)
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This post has been edited by Aptorius: 26 November 2012 - 05:09 PM
#2268
Tiste Simeon
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Posted 28 November 2012 - 11:14 AM
Seriously? Hashtag??
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We all Scream
For I Scream.
I Scream
You Scream
We all Scream
For I Scream.
#2269
Baco Xtath
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Posted 28 November 2012 - 02:14 PM
How he achieved that curling these, I haven't a clue.
Chance of getting shit on - 100%
"Give a man a fire and he's warm for the day. But set fire to him and he's warm for the rest of his life." - Terry Pratchett, Jingo"Just erotic. Nothing kinky. It's the difference between using a feather and using a chicken." - Terry Pratchett, Eric
"Wisdom comes from experience. Experience is often a result of a lack of wisdom." - Terry Pratchett
"Wisdom comes from experience. Experience is often a result of a lack of wisdom." - Terry Pratchett
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Aptorian
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Posted 28 November 2012 - 05:25 PM
Baco Xtath, on 28 November 2012 - 02:14 PM, said:
How he achieved that curling these, I haven't a clue.
That's not muscle I am afraid. Either it's implants or, more likely, it's some kind of fluid injected into the arm like Synthol or something worse like coconot butter or what ever weird shit people get into their heads will make them look bigger and better. For more information on this stuff and people who use it try looking up a guy named Greg Valentino and the documentary called "The man who's arms exploded". (Yes, the dude injected so much shit into his arms that they ended up self destructing)
I am guessing the guy above is that... Indian dude?, who got into Guiness Worlds record for having the worlds largest biceps. A record that has gotten Guiness World Records into hot water because they didn't bother to investigate whether the arm was natural or not.
Besides the unnatural look of the "muscle", you can tell the muscle isn't naturally developed by the amount of weight he is curling and the look of his under arm, which is horrible under developed in comparison to the upper part.
Greg Valentino:
Here's
#2271
Baco Xtath
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Posted 28 November 2012 - 07:02 PM
Yeah I didn't think it was natural but the Guiness World Book of records giving the man the title threw me. I guess I just assumed he ate a shit-ton of spinach. Though why anyone would ever want to look like that, I haven't the foggiest.
"Give a man a fire and he's warm for the day. But set fire to him and he's warm for the rest of his life." - Terry Pratchett, Jingo"Just erotic. Nothing kinky. It's the difference between using a feather and using a chicken." - Terry Pratchett, Eric
"Wisdom comes from experience. Experience is often a result of a lack of wisdom." - Terry Pratchett
"Wisdom comes from experience. Experience is often a result of a lack of wisdom." - Terry Pratchett
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Posted 28 November 2012 - 07:25 PM
I've been making paper snowflakes with my little girl all day and I came across these:
I made these:
Fun stuff
I made these:
Fun stuff
"Give a man a fire and he's warm for the day. But set fire to him and he's warm for the rest of his life." - Terry Pratchett, Jingo"Just erotic. Nothing kinky. It's the difference between using a feather and using a chicken." - Terry Pratchett, Eric
"Wisdom comes from experience. Experience is often a result of a lack of wisdom." - Terry Pratchett
"Wisdom comes from experience. Experience is often a result of a lack of wisdom." - Terry Pratchett
#2273
Tiste Simeon
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Posted 28 November 2012 - 10:09 PM
Abyss??
A Haunting Poem
I Scream
You Scream
We all Scream
For I Scream.
I Scream
You Scream
We all Scream
For I Scream.
#2275
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Posted 29 November 2012 - 05:06 PM
"Give a man a fire and he's warm for the day. But set fire to him and he's warm for the rest of his life." - Terry Pratchett, Jingo"Just erotic. Nothing kinky. It's the difference between using a feather and using a chicken." - Terry Pratchett, Eric
"Wisdom comes from experience. Experience is often a result of a lack of wisdom." - Terry Pratchett
"Wisdom comes from experience. Experience is often a result of a lack of wisdom." - Terry Pratchett
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Posted 29 November 2012 - 05:56 PM
Sorry if these are reposts:
"Give a man a fire and he's warm for the day. But set fire to him and he's warm for the rest of his life." - Terry Pratchett, Jingo"Just erotic. Nothing kinky. It's the difference between using a feather and using a chicken." - Terry Pratchett, Eric
"Wisdom comes from experience. Experience is often a result of a lack of wisdom." - Terry Pratchett
"Wisdom comes from experience. Experience is often a result of a lack of wisdom." - Terry Pratchett
#2277
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Posted 30 November 2012 - 12:35 AM
"Give a man a fire and he's warm for the day. But set fire to him and he's warm for the rest of his life." - Terry Pratchett, Jingo"Just erotic. Nothing kinky. It's the difference between using a feather and using a chicken." - Terry Pratchett, Eric
"Wisdom comes from experience. Experience is often a result of a lack of wisdom." - Terry Pratchett
"Wisdom comes from experience. Experience is often a result of a lack of wisdom." - Terry Pratchett
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