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#2253 User is offline   Adjutant Stormy~ 

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Posted 17 November 2012 - 02:33 AM

View Postworrywort, on 16 November 2012 - 11:28 PM, said:

Dog costume technology has peaked!

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Multipass!

This is my friend's Halloween costume this year. I criticized him for his unoriginality, but credited him with the balls to commit to shaving his head.
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Peopleare harrasing me... grrrrrh.

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#2254 User is offline   A Demon Llama! 

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Posted 17 November 2012 - 10:31 PM

Ah, beautiful winter. Here's 200 Winter Wallpapers.

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Posted 18 November 2012 - 04:12 AM

#sadface
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#2256 User is offline   Aptorian 

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Posted 18 November 2012 - 03:43 PM

Inside of a hot air ballon.

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#2257 User is offline   flea 

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Posted 19 November 2012 - 09:09 PM

Just follow the instructions

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Posted 20 November 2012 - 08:07 AM

View Postflea, on 19 November 2012 - 09:09 PM, said:

Just follow the instructions


Well, I'm myopic and I never have any sex! So nyeaahh!!

Or wait...

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Legalise drugs! And murder!
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#2259 User is offline   Illuyankas 

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Posted 20 November 2012 - 12:06 PM

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Hello, soldiers, look at your mage, now back to me, now back at your mage, now back to me. Sadly, he isn’t me, but if he stopped being an unascended mortal and switched to Sole Spice, he could smell like he’s me. Look down, back up, where are you? You’re in a warren with the High Mage your cadre mage could smell like. What’s in your hand, back at me. I have it, it’s an acorn with two gates to that realm you love. Look again, the acorn is now otataral. Anything is possible when your mage smells like Sole Spice and not a Bole brother. I’m on a quorl.
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Posted 22 November 2012 - 09:53 PM

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#2261 User is offline   Aptorian 

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Posted 22 November 2012 - 10:47 PM

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#2262 User is offline   Tiste Simeon 

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Posted 22 November 2012 - 11:14 PM

Haven't seen any of the Twilight films? Now you never have to!

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#2263 User is offline   Aptorian 

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Posted 25 November 2012 - 11:29 AM

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#2264 User is offline   POOPOO MCBUMFACE 

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Posted 26 November 2012 - 11:07 AM

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#2265 User is offline   Lucifer's Heaven 

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Posted 26 November 2012 - 02:44 PM

I'm gonna sing the doom song now...

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#2266 User is offline   rhulad 

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Posted 26 November 2012 - 03:24 PM

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#2267 User is offline   Aptorian 

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Posted 26 November 2012 - 05:08 PM

Welcome to the Danish countryside. Or the dead marshes as they are also known.

(Not Safe for Squeamish Animal Lovers)

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#2268 User is offline   Tiste Simeon 

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Posted 28 November 2012 - 11:14 AM

Seriously? Hashtag??

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#2269 User is offline   Baco Xtath 

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Posted 28 November 2012 - 02:14 PM

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How he achieved that curling these, I haven't a clue.

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Chance of getting shit on - 100%

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"Give a man a fire and he's warm for the day. But set fire to him and he's warm for the rest of his life." - Terry Pratchett, Jingo"Just erotic. Nothing kinky. It's the difference between using a feather and using a chicken." - Terry Pratchett, Eric
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#2270 User is offline   Aptorian 

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Posted 28 November 2012 - 05:25 PM

View PostBaco Xtath, on 28 November 2012 - 02:14 PM, said:

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How he achieved that curling these, I haven't a clue.

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That's not muscle I am afraid. Either it's implants or, more likely, it's some kind of fluid injected into the arm like Synthol or something worse like coconot butter or what ever weird shit people get into their heads will make them look bigger and better. For more information on this stuff and people who use it try looking up a guy named Greg Valentino and the documentary called "The man who's arms exploded". (Yes, the dude injected so much shit into his arms that they ended up self destructing)

I am guessing the guy above is that... Indian dude?, who got into Guiness Worlds record for having the worlds largest biceps. A record that has gotten Guiness World Records into hot water because they didn't bother to investigate whether the arm was natural or not.

Besides the unnatural look of the "muscle", you can tell the muscle isn't naturally developed by the amount of weight he is curling and the look of his under arm, which is horrible under developed in comparison to the upper part.

Greg Valentino:

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#2271 User is offline   Baco Xtath 

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Posted 28 November 2012 - 07:02 PM

Yeah I didn't think it was natural but the Guiness World Book of records giving the man the title threw me. I guess I just assumed he ate a shit-ton of spinach. Though why anyone would ever want to look like that, I haven't the foggiest.

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"Wisdom comes from experience. Experience is often a result of a lack of wisdom." - Terry Pratchett
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#2272 User is offline   Baco Xtath 

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Posted 28 November 2012 - 07:25 PM

I've been making paper snowflakes with my little girl all day and I came across these:
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I made these:
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"Give a man a fire and he's warm for the day. But set fire to him and he's warm for the rest of his life." - Terry Pratchett, Jingo"Just erotic. Nothing kinky. It's the difference between using a feather and using a chicken." - Terry Pratchett, Eric
"Wisdom comes from experience. Experience is often a result of a lack of wisdom." - Terry Pratchett
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