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Posted 05 May 2011 - 02:54 AM
THE END IS NIGH!
Wry, on 29 February 2012 - 10:50 AM, said:
And you're not complaining, you're criticizing. It's a side-effect of being better than everyone else, I get it sometimes too.
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#202
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Posted 05 May 2011 - 07:37 AM
D'oh!
<!--quoteo(post=462161:date=Nov 1 2008, 06:13 PM:name=Aptorian)--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (Aptorian @ Nov 1 2008, 06:13 PM) <a href="index.php?act=findpost&pid=462161"><{POST_SNAPBACK}></a></div><div class='quotemain'><!--quotec-->God damn. Mighty drunk. Must ... what is the english movement movement movement for drunk... with out you seemimg drunk?
bla bla bla
Peopleare harrasing me... grrrrrh.
Also people with big noses aren't jews, they're just french
EDIT: We has editted so mucj that5 we're not quite sure... also, leave britney alone.<!--QuoteEnd--></div><!--QuoteEEnd-->
bla bla bla
Peopleare harrasing me... grrrrrh.
Also people with big noses aren't jews, they're just french
EDIT: We has editted so mucj that5 we're not quite sure... also, leave britney alone.<!--QuoteEnd--></div><!--QuoteEEnd-->
#203
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Posted 07 May 2011 - 08:10 PM
amphibian, on 05 May 2011 - 01:22 AM, said:
worrywort, on 04 May 2011 - 10:14 PM, said:
I don't know anything about Piers Anthony's work, but why does this exist?
Piers Anthony has amassed an enormous fan following for works involving a magical land in which puns have actual magical power and innuendo/sexual things have effects beyond normal. There is an enormous amount of "Heehee, see what I did there" and not all that oblique references to sex or sexual things. For most young men in Xanth who haven't gotten laid yet, seeing panties will often stun and/or knock them out. It's somewhat satirical of 1950s era sexuality, but honestly, Anthony has basically let his fans take over what he writes by using the puns they send in to create sort of haphazard stories around them. The man makes money and satisfies a very strange demographic, but he hasn't written a book truly worth reading in decades.
The particular book you pointed out (The Color of Her Panties) was written in 1992. The Xanth series is still ongoing today and lots of people still buy 'em.
I'm speaking as someone who sort of liked the Apprentice Adept series, not as an Anthony hater.
Yep, all this like Amph said.
Funnily enough it was upon seeing THE COLOR OF HER PANTIES myself that made me look into the man and even try to read a xanth book.
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#204
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Posted 07 May 2011 - 09:04 PM
Portal 2 spoiler (kinda, just one joke, but a good one)
EDIT: Funny, I'm almost positive I uploaded it.
EDITEDIT: Oh, that's right, the uploader isn't working. Here's a different, similarly vaguely spoilerific image.
Spoiler
EDIT: Funny, I'm almost positive I uploaded it.
EDITEDIT: Oh, that's right, the uploader isn't working. Here's a different, similarly vaguely spoilerific image.
This post has been edited by adjutant stormy: 07 May 2011 - 10:34 PM
<!--quoteo(post=462161:date=Nov 1 2008, 06:13 PM:name=Aptorian)--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (Aptorian @ Nov 1 2008, 06:13 PM) <a href="index.php?act=findpost&pid=462161"><{POST_SNAPBACK}></a></div><div class='quotemain'><!--quotec-->God damn. Mighty drunk. Must ... what is the english movement movement movement for drunk... with out you seemimg drunk?
bla bla bla
Peopleare harrasing me... grrrrrh.
Also people with big noses aren't jews, they're just french
EDIT: We has editted so mucj that5 we're not quite sure... also, leave britney alone.<!--QuoteEnd--></div><!--QuoteEEnd-->
bla bla bla
Peopleare harrasing me... grrrrrh.
Also people with big noses aren't jews, they're just french
EDIT: We has editted so mucj that5 we're not quite sure... also, leave britney alone.<!--QuoteEnd--></div><!--QuoteEEnd-->
#205
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Posted 07 May 2011 - 09:43 PM
(psst you can't hotlink from there and any threads from that board have a half-life of minutes so you should have saved it and uploaded it here)
(and if you couldn't because you're at work, you'll find being there is a little worse than downloading pics from the internet when it comes to bosses)
(my face when I realised I can't upload pictures to the forum)
(I have no face)
(and if you couldn't because you're at work, you'll find being there is a little worse than downloading pics from the internet when it comes to bosses)
(my face when I realised I can't upload pictures to the forum)
(I have no face)
This post has been edited by Illuyankas: 08 May 2011 - 02:26 AM
Hello, soldiers, look at your mage, now back to me, now back at your mage, now back to me. Sadly, he isn’t me, but if he stopped being an unascended mortal and switched to Sole Spice, he could smell like he’s me. Look down, back up, where are you? You’re in a warren with the High Mage your cadre mage could smell like. What’s in your hand, back at me. I have it, it’s an acorn with two gates to that realm you love. Look again, the acorn is now otataral. Anything is possible when your mage smells like Sole Spice and not a Bole brother. I’m on a quorl.
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Posted 07 May 2011 - 11:40 PM
No picture!?!?!? Pot, meet kettle.
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Posted 08 May 2011 - 02:32 AM
It's a fair cop, guv - sometimes the Post Whatever thread ISN'T the Post Whatever thread at all! It's the Pics thread! And then you find out you can't go and upload an image in your post because it doesn't work for you yet! And then you look like this:
Hello, soldiers, look at your mage, now back to me, now back at your mage, now back to me. Sadly, he isn’t me, but if he stopped being an unascended mortal and switched to Sole Spice, he could smell like he’s me. Look down, back up, where are you? You’re in a warren with the High Mage your cadre mage could smell like. What’s in your hand, back at me. I have it, it’s an acorn with two gates to that realm you love. Look again, the acorn is now otataral. Anything is possible when your mage smells like Sole Spice and not a Bole brother. I’m on a quorl.
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Posted 08 May 2011 - 04:27 PM
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Posted 09 May 2011 - 04:23 PM
Not as good (in terms of image similarity) as the last Tintin bunch I posted, but still good.
Source
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Cursed Summer returns. The Lady Now Sleeps.
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Τον Πρωτος Αληθη Δεσποτην της Οικιας Αυτος
Proud supporter of the Wolves of Winter. Glory be to her Majesty, The Lady Snow.
Cursed Summer returns. The Lady Now Sleeps.
The Sexy Thatch Burning Physicist
Τον Πρωτος Αληθη Δεσποτην της Οικιας Αυτος
RodeoRanch said:
You're a rock.
A non-touching itself rock.
A non-touching itself rock.
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Posted 10 May 2011 - 06:28 AM
It is not the critic who counts; not the man who points out how the strong man stumbles, or where the doer of deeds could have done them better. The credit belongs to the man who is actually in the arena, whose face is marred by dust and sweat and blood, who strives valiantly; who errs and comes short again and again; because there is not effort without error and shortcomings; but who does actually strive to do the deed; who knows the great enthusiasm, the great devotion, who spends himself in a worthy cause, who at the best knows in the end the triumph of high achievement and who at the worst, if he fails, at least he fails while daring greatly. So that his place shall never be with those cold and timid souls who know neither victory nor defeat.
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Posted 10 May 2011 - 06:30 AM
I'm assuming people in this thread who have posted images - if you're uploading them - have not had problems with the upload option? Please let me know if this is not the case...
Also, admin executive post, and no I cannot upload images currently myself. Neg rep at your own risk.
Also, admin executive post, and no I cannot upload images currently myself. Neg rep at your own risk.
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<Vote Silencer> For not garnering any heat or any love for that matter. And I'm being serious here, it's like a mental block that is there, and you just keep forgetting it.
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Posted 10 May 2011 - 06:40 AM
Actually, I tried to upload an image from my hard drive but ended up having to link to a url instead cos it didn't work. I thought it was just ongoing work from the forum move so I didn't report it.
And as I'm not an admin I better find something to stop Illy from lynching me
And as I'm not an admin I better find something to stop Illy from lynching me
This post has been edited by Menandore: 10 May 2011 - 06:41 AM
#216
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Posted 10 May 2011 - 09:08 AM
I has new 1080p screen. WALLPAPER ME!
(And by that I mean post images that are 1920x1080 res so that I may use them as wallpapers on my shiny new desktop. I'm not particularly keen on having high gsm paper stuck all over me.)
(And by that I mean post images that are 1920x1080 res so that I may use them as wallpapers on my shiny new desktop. I'm not particularly keen on having high gsm paper stuck all over me.)
*casting the shaved knuckle*
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Posted 10 May 2011 - 09:28 AM
Unless you're looking for a supply of 1600 * 900 (which you aren't) Alina Vacariu wallpapers (probably not, either), I'm afraid I'll have to pass.
Oh, and Illy, I can't upload pics so I'm exempted from criticism.
Anyway, for those who feel the urge to neg-rep when the mod himself admitted there were issues:
kid-middle-finger.jpg (25.39K)
Number of downloads: 0
Oh, and Illy, I can't upload pics so I'm exempted from criticism.
Anyway, for those who feel the urge to neg-rep when the mod himself admitted there were issues:
kid-middle-finger.jpg (25.39K)
Number of downloads: 0
This post has been edited by Tapper: 12 May 2011 - 12:48 PM
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Posted 10 May 2011 - 09:32 AM
You better put a picture in that post, lest ye be fucked as hard as Illy was...
Here you go champ,
Spoiler
Here you go champ,
This post has been edited by adjutant stormy: 10 May 2011 - 09:35 AM
<!--quoteo(post=462161:date=Nov 1 2008, 06:13 PM:name=Aptorian)--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (Aptorian @ Nov 1 2008, 06:13 PM) <a href="index.php?act=findpost&pid=462161"><{POST_SNAPBACK}></a></div><div class='quotemain'><!--quotec-->God damn. Mighty drunk. Must ... what is the english movement movement movement for drunk... with out you seemimg drunk?
bla bla bla
Peopleare harrasing me... grrrrrh.
Also people with big noses aren't jews, they're just french
EDIT: We has editted so mucj that5 we're not quite sure... also, leave britney alone.<!--QuoteEnd--></div><!--QuoteEEnd-->
bla bla bla
Peopleare harrasing me... grrrrrh.
Also people with big noses aren't jews, they're just french
EDIT: We has editted so mucj that5 we're not quite sure... also, leave britney alone.<!--QuoteEnd--></div><!--QuoteEEnd-->
#219
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Posted 10 May 2011 - 10:22 AM
adjutant stormy, on 10 May 2011 - 09:32 AM, said:
You better put a picture in that post, lest ye be fucked as hard as Illy was...
Here you go champ,
Here you go champ,
Not loading for me!
*casting the shaved knuckle*
