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#1981 User is offline   stone monkey 

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Posted 14 August 2012 - 06:35 PM

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If an opinion contrary to your own makes you angry, that is a sign that you are subconsciously aware of having no good reason for thinking as you do. If some one maintains that two and two are five, or that Iceland is on the equator, you feel pity rather than anger, unless you know so little of arithmetic or geography that his opinion shakes your own contrary conviction. … So whenever you find yourself getting angry about a difference of opinion, be on your guard; you will probably find, on examination, that your belief is going beyond what the evidence warrants. Bertrand Russell
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#1982 User is offline   Aptorian 

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Posted 14 August 2012 - 06:54 PM

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An electric eel is not an eel? A mountain goat is not a goat? A King cobra is not a cobra? I don't get it. Is there some kind blindingly obvious or remarkably subtle joke in these that I am not getting.

Why are all these animals not what they appear to be?
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#1983 User is offline   Illuyankas 

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Posted 14 August 2012 - 06:55 PM

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Hello, soldiers, look at your mage, now back to me, now back at your mage, now back to me. Sadly, he isn’t me, but if he stopped being an unascended mortal and switched to Sole Spice, he could smell like he’s me. Look down, back up, where are you? You’re in a warren with the High Mage your cadre mage could smell like. What’s in your hand, back at me. I have it, it’s an acorn with two gates to that realm you love. Look again, the acorn is now otataral. Anything is possible when your mage smells like Sole Spice and not a Bole brother. I’m on a quorl.
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#1984 User is offline   Beezulbubba 

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Posted 14 August 2012 - 11:37 PM

heh heh.... the top 10 names suggested for the new Mountain Dew flavor before dubthedew.com was taken down.

From the campaign:

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There's a NEW Dew!

It's mean, green … and you can name it.

The flavor facts: Classic Mtn Dew with green apple attitude.

Think you have a winning name for this brand new Dew? Put it up for a vote! If your name is chosen, you'll earn international bragging rights … and a new skateboard. Plus, we're giving away weekly prizes like Mtn Dew gear and Villa Pie Passes to random winners throughout the contest. The more you share, the more chances you have to win!.

Enter your new Dew name here

Size spoil:
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#1985 User is offline   Shiara 

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Posted 15 August 2012 - 03:12 AM

You know, I can't actually see any of the pictures you link from that site. Maybe it's because I use Chrome...

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EDIT: Apparently this image is erroneous, I grabbed it from George Takei's Facebook feed and he has now posted the following:

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This is a young lady named Kendra Kaplan and her beautiful family. A few days ago I reposted an internet pic, which I mistakenly thought was from an actual news story. It contained an untrue and unfounded implication. I apologize for this, and I've removed that pic from my wall. Kendra is in fact a loving and devoted wife and mother, and I hope you'll join me in LIKING this image to show your support. Thank you.


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...it's still an amusing image though, even if it's fake :wallbash:

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#1986 User is offline   Shiara 

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Posted 15 August 2012 - 11:44 AM

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#1987 User is offline   Shiara 

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Posted 15 August 2012 - 11:48 AM

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#1988 User is offline   Aptorian 

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Posted 15 August 2012 - 09:13 PM

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#1989 User is offline   Shiara 

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Posted 16 August 2012 - 01:18 AM

Sigiriya Rock, Sri Lanka
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An anonymous artist / talented vandal has paint-brushed the Russian Red Army soldiers into a more contemporary scene.
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Aperature Sunlens | Designer: Chen Shih Kang
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Salvador Dali
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#1990 User is offline   Lizradusa 

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Posted 16 August 2012 - 07:27 AM

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Posted Image 'Tired of Wasting Time, Let LizInc organize your lazyness!' - Obdigore Posted Image

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#1991 User is offline   Sir Thursday 

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Posted 16 August 2012 - 10:56 AM

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Don't look now, but I think there's something weird attached to the bottom of my posts.
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#1992 User is offline   Darkwatch 

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Posted 16 August 2012 - 02:54 PM

The robots are upgrading:

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The Pub is Always Open

Proud supporter of the Wolves of Winter. Glory be to her Majesty, The Lady Snow.
Cursed Summer returns. The Lady Now Sleeps.

The Sexy Thatch Burning Physicist

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RodeoRanch said:

You're a rock.
A non-touching itself rock.
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#1993 User is offline   Gothos 

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Posted 16 August 2012 - 04:54 PM

I especially like #8:
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It is not the critic who counts; not the man who points out how the strong man stumbles, or where the doer of deeds could have done them better. The credit belongs to the man who is actually in the arena, whose face is marred by dust and sweat and blood, who strives valiantly; who errs and comes short again and again; because there is not effort without error and shortcomings; but who does actually strive to do the deed; who knows the great enthusiasm, the great devotion, who spends himself in a worthy cause, who at the best knows in the end the triumph of high achievement and who at the worst, if he fails, at least he fails while daring greatly. So that his place shall never be with those cold and timid souls who know neither victory nor defeat.
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#1994 User is offline   Shiara 

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Posted 17 August 2012 - 03:22 AM

Cats <3
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#1995 User is offline   worry 

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Posted 17 August 2012 - 05:36 AM

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They came with white hands and left with red hands.
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#1996 User is offline   Aptorian 

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Posted 17 August 2012 - 06:01 AM

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#1997 User is offline   Shiara 

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Posted 17 August 2012 - 07:32 AM

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If Star Wars was an 80's school flick:
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It's nice to see someone fighting back for once...
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#1998 User is offline   Shiara 

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Posted 18 August 2012 - 01:02 AM

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#1999 User is offline   Tiste Simeon 

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Posted 18 August 2012 - 05:46 PM

Some randoms.

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A Haunting Poem
I Scream
You Scream
We all Scream
For I Scream.
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#2000 User is offline   Shiara 

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Posted 18 August 2012 - 10:21 PM

Can't remember if these have been posted before.

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(Throat lozenges. I'm gonna die.)

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