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#1906 User is offline   Beezulbubba 

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Posted 25 July 2012 - 04:30 AM

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#1907 User is offline   MTS 

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Posted 26 July 2012 - 12:31 PM

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Antiquis temporibus, nati tibi similes in rupibus ventosissimis exponebantur ad necem.

Si hoc adfixum in obice legere potes, et liberaliter educatus et nimis propinquus ades.
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#1908 User is offline   Shiara 

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Posted 27 July 2012 - 08:33 AM

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DIY USB Batman Signal
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#1909 User is offline   Sir Thursday 

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Posted 27 July 2012 - 10:38 AM

Opportunistic Advertising at its best:

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Don't look now, but I think there's something weird attached to the bottom of my posts.
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#1910 User is online   Tiste Simeon 

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Posted 27 July 2012 - 11:28 AM

I want some of those missile balloons but I dunno if anyone would ever actually believe they were real...

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A Haunting Poem
I Scream
You Scream
We all Scream
For I Scream.
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#1911 User is offline   Illuyankas 

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Posted 27 July 2012 - 12:10 PM

Oh wow, something related to the Olympics that I liked!

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Hello, soldiers, look at your mage, now back to me, now back at your mage, now back to me. Sadly, he isn’t me, but if he stopped being an unascended mortal and switched to Sole Spice, he could smell like he’s me. Look down, back up, where are you? You’re in a warren with the High Mage your cadre mage could smell like. What’s in your hand, back at me. I have it, it’s an acorn with two gates to that realm you love. Look again, the acorn is now otataral. Anything is possible when your mage smells like Sole Spice and not a Bole brother. I’m on a quorl.
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Posted 27 July 2012 - 06:55 PM

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"When the last tree has fallen, and the rivers are poisoned, you cannot eat money, oh no." ~Aurora

"Someone will always try to sell you despair, just so they don't feel alone." ~Ursula Vernon
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#1913 User is offline   Illuyankas 

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Posted 27 July 2012 - 08:27 PM

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Hello, soldiers, look at your mage, now back to me, now back at your mage, now back to me. Sadly, he isn’t me, but if he stopped being an unascended mortal and switched to Sole Spice, he could smell like he’s me. Look down, back up, where are you? You’re in a warren with the High Mage your cadre mage could smell like. What’s in your hand, back at me. I have it, it’s an acorn with two gates to that realm you love. Look again, the acorn is now otataral. Anything is possible when your mage smells like Sole Spice and not a Bole brother. I’m on a quorl.
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#1914 User is offline   Adjutant Stormy~ 

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Posted 28 July 2012 - 01:11 AM

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<!--quoteo(post=462161:date=Nov 1 2008, 06:13 PM:name=Aptorian)--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (Aptorian @ Nov 1 2008, 06:13 PM) <a href="index.php?act=findpost&pid=462161"><{POST_SNAPBACK}></a></div><div class='quotemain'><!--quotec-->God damn. Mighty drunk. Must ... what is the english movement movement movement for drunk... with out you seemimg drunk?

bla bla bla

Peopleare harrasing me... grrrrrh.

Also people with big noses aren't jews, they're just french

EDIT: We has editted so mucj that5 we're not quite sure... also, leave britney alone.<!--QuoteEnd--></div><!--QuoteEEnd-->
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#1915 User is offline   Macros 

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Posted 28 July 2012 - 01:30 AM

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from a local paper back home:
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#1916 User is offline   Shinrei 

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Posted 28 July 2012 - 05:17 AM

(I imagine John Stewart doing the voice)

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You’ve never heard of the Silanda? … It’s the ship that made the Warren of Telas run in less than 12 parsecs.
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#1917 User is offline   flea 

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Posted 28 July 2012 - 03:37 PM

My wife took this photo in Graz, Austria.

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#1918 User is offline   stone monkey 

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Posted 28 July 2012 - 08:19 PM

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If an opinion contrary to your own makes you angry, that is a sign that you are subconsciously aware of having no good reason for thinking as you do. If some one maintains that two and two are five, or that Iceland is on the equator, you feel pity rather than anger, unless you know so little of arithmetic or geography that his opinion shakes your own contrary conviction. … So whenever you find yourself getting angry about a difference of opinion, be on your guard; you will probably find, on examination, that your belief is going beyond what the evidence warrants. Bertrand Russell

#1919 User is offline   Macros 

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Posted 29 July 2012 - 08:41 AM

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#1920 User is offline   Lucifer's Heaven 

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Posted 29 July 2012 - 09:28 AM

I figure some of the londoners might appreciate this :)

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#1921 User is offline   Shiara 

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Posted 29 July 2012 - 09:31 AM

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#1922 User is offline   Illuyankas 

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Posted 29 July 2012 - 03:45 PM

View PostShinrei, on 28 July 2012 - 05:17 AM, said:

(I imagine John Stewart doing the voice)

But you didn't have to chuck me out
Make out like you're independent and the Queen means nothing
I don't even need your tax
But you treat me like a tyrant and it feels so lax

No you didn't have to stoop so low
Choose a new official language and then change your money
It's been years since my empire's grown
Look at all these countries that I used to own


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Hello, soldiers, look at your mage, now back to me, now back at your mage, now back to me. Sadly, he isn’t me, but if he stopped being an unascended mortal and switched to Sole Spice, he could smell like he’s me. Look down, back up, where are you? You’re in a warren with the High Mage your cadre mage could smell like. What’s in your hand, back at me. I have it, it’s an acorn with two gates to that realm you love. Look again, the acorn is now otataral. Anything is possible when your mage smells like Sole Spice and not a Bole brother. I’m on a quorl.
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#1923 User is offline   Aptorian 

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Posted 29 July 2012 - 08:39 PM

This, right here, is how you motivate kids... or well, anybody that loves their internet.

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#1924 User is offline   A Demon Llama! 

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Posted 30 July 2012 - 12:53 AM

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#1925 User is offline   POOPOO MCBUMFACE 

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Posted 30 July 2012 - 01:17 AM

Look at the one on the left. Look at its goddamn smug face. I have it open in a tab and keep glancing back at it and bursting out laughing and this has been going on for over an hour. Look at that ridiculous face.
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