Malazan Empire: Awesome / Weird / Funny Arse pics v 2.0 (NSFW) - Malazan Empire

Jump to content

  • 180 Pages +
  • « First
  • 89
  • 90
  • 91
  • 92
  • 93
  • Last »
  • You cannot start a new topic
  • You cannot reply to this topic

Awesome / Weird / Funny Arse pics v 2.0 (NSFW) NO POSTS WITHOUT PICS!!! (well SOMEONE had to start it)

#1786 User is offline   QuickTidal 

  • Frog
  • Group: Team Quick Ben
  • Posts: 21,339
  • Joined: 05-November 05
  • Location:Nowhere Specific
  • Interests:Nothing, just sitting. Quietly.

Posted 21 June 2012 - 05:39 PM

Apt apparently writes for Marvel comics now and dictates how the character should be represented in all media...everyone, make a note.

Posted Image
"When the last tree has fallen, and the rivers are poisoned, you cannot eat money, oh no." ~Aurora

“Someone will always try to sell you despair, just so they don't feel alone.” ~Ursula Vernon
0

#1787 User is offline   Illuyankas 

  • Retro Classic
  • Group: The Hateocracy of Truth
  • Posts: 7,254
  • Joined: 28-September 04
  • Will cluck you up

Posted 21 June 2012 - 05:49 PM

It's only fair revenge for the first Avengers comic!

Sample panel:

Posted Image
Hello, soldiers, look at your mage, now back to me, now back at your mage, now back to me. Sadly, he isn’t me, but if he stopped being an unascended mortal and switched to Sole Spice, he could smell like he’s me. Look down, back up, where are you? You’re in a warren with the High Mage your cadre mage could smell like. What’s in your hand, back at me. I have it, it’s an acorn with two gates to that realm you love. Look again, the acorn is now otataral. Anything is possible when your mage smells like Sole Spice and not a Bole brother. I’m on a quorl.
0

#1788 User is offline   Aptorian 

  • How 'bout a hug?
  • Group: The Wheelchairs of War
  • Posts: 24,785
  • Joined: 22-May 06

Posted 21 June 2012 - 06:00 PM

View PostQuickTidal, on 21 June 2012 - 05:39 PM, said:

Apt apparently writes for Marvel comics now and dictates how the character should be represented in all media...everyone, make a note.

Posted Image


It's a question of drawing a line. What's next? Who will they storyrape next? Thanos? Maybe Thanos is just a purple alien that sparkles in the sun with a rubix cube fetish who Captain America can beat up. Then next we'll have Khang the Conquerer who's actually just lonely, his only weakness is his broken heart, he will be defeated by the beauty of Black Widow. Then we have Ultron who is a manio depressive food processor who is finally defeated when Tony Starks invents a chess machine that teaches the deadly robot that the only way to win is to drink lots of martini.

Posted Image

This post has been edited by Aptorius: 21 June 2012 - 06:03 PM

1

#1789 User is offline   Illuyankas 

  • Retro Classic
  • Group: The Hateocracy of Truth
  • Posts: 7,254
  • Joined: 28-September 04
  • Will cluck you up

Posted 21 June 2012 - 07:10 PM

View PostAptorius, on 21 June 2012 - 06:00 PM, said:

It's a question of drawing a line. What's next? Who will they storyrape next? Thanos?

Posted Image

Also if you are describing an interpretation of a character you enjoy that appears to show it in an unfavourable light as 'storyrape' then you are taking it far, far too seriously and are in fact the problem, sorry.
Hello, soldiers, look at your mage, now back to me, now back at your mage, now back to me. Sadly, he isn’t me, but if he stopped being an unascended mortal and switched to Sole Spice, he could smell like he’s me. Look down, back up, where are you? You’re in a warren with the High Mage your cadre mage could smell like. What’s in your hand, back at me. I have it, it’s an acorn with two gates to that realm you love. Look again, the acorn is now otataral. Anything is possible when your mage smells like Sole Spice and not a Bole brother. I’m on a quorl.
0

#1790 User is offline   amphibian 

  • Ribbit
  • Group: Malaz Regular
  • Posts: 7,996
  • Joined: 28-September 06
  • Location:Upstate NY
  • Interests:Hopping around

Posted 21 June 2012 - 08:05 PM

View PostAptorius, on 21 June 2012 - 05:23 PM, said:

The Hulk would not stand a chance against Loki because Loki would never be stupid enough to get in reach of the Hulk. He'd either put the hulk to sleep or make the hulk attack the other avengers with sorcery.

Even if we use the depowered loki from this film, Loki, being a TRICKSTER GOD OF SUPERHUMAN INTELLECT AND CUNNING would have used his illusions to either backstab the hulk with "mystical stick" or just run like fuck when the hulk was looking the other way. So god damn stupid.

Didn't someone make the point that Loki purposely lost the fight to get back to Asgard and then plot his takeover from there?

Attached File  tumblr_m40x9cIwQW1qb25dg.jpg (284.41K)
Number of downloads: 0

Attached File(s)


This post has been edited by amphibian: 21 June 2012 - 08:06 PM

I survived the Permian and all I got was this t-shirt.
0

#1791 User is offline   Shiara 

  • High Scribe of Team Quick Ben
  • Group: Team Quick Ben
  • Posts: 473
  • Joined: 30-September 04
  • Location:Brisbane, Australia

Posted 22 June 2012 - 06:22 AM

Posted Image
*casting the shaved knuckle*
3

#1792 User is offline   flea 

  • High Fist
  • Group: Malaz Regular
  • Posts: 413
  • Joined: 05-November 06
  • Location:Los Angeles area

Posted 22 June 2012 - 01:53 PM

I hope this is not a repost.

Attached File(s)


1

#1793 User is offline   Tiste Simeon 

  • Faith, Heavy Metal & Bacon
  • Group: Malaz Regular
  • Posts: 12,098
  • Joined: 08-October 04
  • Location:T'North

Posted 22 June 2012 - 06:17 PM

This post contains the best spam EVER.

Attached File(s)


A Haunting Poem
I Scream
You Scream
We all Scream
For I Scream.
3

#1794 User is offline   Princess 

  • I have a plethora of titles!
  • Group: Tehol's Blissful Chickens
  • Posts: 84
  • Joined: 08-December 11

Posted 23 June 2012 - 07:33 PM

Shite bootleg time!

Posted Image
Posted Image
Posted Image
Posted Image
Posted Image
There's a skeleton living inside of you, he's just waiting for you to die to be free.
0

#1795 User is offline   Princess 

  • I have a plethora of titles!
  • Group: Tehol's Blissful Chickens
  • Posts: 84
  • Joined: 08-December 11

Posted 23 June 2012 - 07:34 PM

Posted Image
Posted Image
Posted Image
Posted Image
Posted Image
There's a skeleton living inside of you, he's just waiting for you to die to be free.
0

#1796 User is offline   Princess 

  • I have a plethora of titles!
  • Group: Tehol's Blissful Chickens
  • Posts: 84
  • Joined: 08-December 11

Posted 23 June 2012 - 07:35 PM

Posted Image
Posted Image
Posted Image
Posted Image
Posted Image
There's a skeleton living inside of you, he's just waiting for you to die to be free.
0

#1797 User is offline   Princess 

  • I have a plethora of titles!
  • Group: Tehol's Blissful Chickens
  • Posts: 84
  • Joined: 08-December 11

Posted 23 June 2012 - 07:35 PM

Posted Image
Posted Image
Posted Image
Posted Image
Posted Image
There's a skeleton living inside of you, he's just waiting for you to die to be free.
0

#1798 User is offline   Princess 

  • I have a plethora of titles!
  • Group: Tehol's Blissful Chickens
  • Posts: 84
  • Joined: 08-December 11

Posted 23 June 2012 - 07:36 PM

Posted Image
Posted Image
Posted Image
Posted Image
Posted Image
There's a skeleton living inside of you, he's just waiting for you to die to be free.
0

#1799 User is offline   Princess 

  • I have a plethora of titles!
  • Group: Tehol's Blissful Chickens
  • Posts: 84
  • Joined: 08-December 11

Posted 23 June 2012 - 07:37 PM

Posted Image
Posted Image
Posted Image
Posted Image
Posted Image
There's a skeleton living inside of you, he's just waiting for you to die to be free.
0

#1800 User is offline   Princess 

  • I have a plethora of titles!
  • Group: Tehol's Blissful Chickens
  • Posts: 84
  • Joined: 08-December 11

Posted 23 June 2012 - 07:38 PM

Posted Image
Posted Image
Posted Image
Posted Image
Posted Image
There's a skeleton living inside of you, he's just waiting for you to die to be free.
0

#1801 User is offline   Princess 

  • I have a plethora of titles!
  • Group: Tehol's Blissful Chickens
  • Posts: 84
  • Joined: 08-December 11

Posted 23 June 2012 - 07:38 PM

Posted Image
Posted Image

And that's all my bootlegs.
There's a skeleton living inside of you, he's just waiting for you to die to be free.
1

#1802 User is offline   Princess 

  • I have a plethora of titles!
  • Group: Tehol's Blissful Chickens
  • Posts: 84
  • Joined: 08-December 11

Posted 23 June 2012 - 07:39 PM

Oh, mustn't forget Nightmare Feddy.
Posted Image
There's a skeleton living inside of you, he's just waiting for you to die to be free.
1

#1803 User is offline   Princess 

  • I have a plethora of titles!
  • Group: Tehol's Blissful Chickens
  • Posts: 84
  • Joined: 08-December 11

Posted 23 June 2012 - 08:14 PM

Posted Image
Posted Image
Posted Image
There's a skeleton living inside of you, he's just waiting for you to die to be free.
0

#1804 User is offline   Princess 

  • I have a plethora of titles!
  • Group: Tehol's Blissful Chickens
  • Posts: 84
  • Joined: 08-December 11

Posted 23 June 2012 - 08:24 PM

Posted Image
Posted Image
There's a skeleton living inside of you, he's just waiting for you to die to be free.
0

#1805 User is offline   Shinrei 

  • charin charin
  • Group: Malaz Regular
  • Posts: 2,601
  • Joined: 20-February 03

Posted 23 June 2012 - 11:21 PM

View Postworrywort, on 18 June 2012 - 03:44 AM, said:

The voting with your dollar argument doesn't sway me. People "vote" against their best interests all the time, in the booth and with their money. Nickelback have a multi-platinum album, Benny Hinn is a multi-millionaire faith healer, and Strom Thurmond existed. BTW, maybe Nickelback would still be a success without Clear Channel, but they certainly wouldn't have the advantage of total radio dominance that propelled them there through sheer repetition. The radio industry should be to the record industry what the free press is to the government, but instead it's their Pravda. Trust-busting and collusion-deterring are very much in the interest of the people, and capitalism requires that non-commercial referee. Laissez-faire capitalism ISN'T capitalism, by the nature of the beast.

As far as the USPS goes, it's dirt cheap, picks up and delivers to the vast majority of households (and in fact USPS has contracts with FedEX and UPS because they have much harder times delivering in rural areas, and they absolutely will not deliver to PO Boxes at all -- I think the last figure I read was that USPS handles ~30% of their packages at some point their delivery). I'm not suggesting it's perfect, or that it will or should last forever, but I certainly prefer it -- warts and all -- to its private counterparts, since its bottom line isn't merely profit, and I'd ultimately rather see it improved than scrapped.


A free press (and by extension media) enforced by law is a grotesque contradiction in terms. A state regulated media - how is that NOT a stage controlled media? You make it sound

Quote

Trust-busting and collusion-deterring are very much in the interest of the people, and capitalism requires that non-commercial referee.
like the government has no skin in the game of radio, like they're just this wonderful unbiased referee.


Re USPS. There is a myth that there are certain things that only the government can do, because no one in the private sector can or would want to do it. The USPS is one of those myths. The idea that a private company could not do what the USPS does is a claim that requires some proof. Currently yes, this is the case, but that is because the government has made it illegal to compete (price-wise) with the post office. The thing is, a business has to answer to customers, investors and if they do not provide the product that customers want and bring a return to investors, competition will come along and wipe it out. The government doesn't have to worry about this. There is no relationship between product and payment, so the government doesn't need to worry about getting paid. It doesn't have to worry about competition, because it has banned it. MONOPOLY is the word for that. The government doesn't need to impress investors to raise cash, all they have to do is raise taxes "for the public interest" and/or print money (which erodes the value of the money you have in your pocket).

This analogy is from Professor Murray Rothbard: If the government had a monopoly on shoe manufacture and sale, and had been providing shoes for everyone from tax revenues, then anyone who proposed that shoe production be privatized would get the same reaction as the idea of privatizing the post office.

Quote

"How could you? You are opposed to the public, to the poor people wearing shoes! And who would supply shoes to the public if the government got out of the business? How many shows would be available in each city and town? How would the shoe firm be capitalized? What material would they use? What would be the pricing arrangements? Wouldn't regulation of the shoe industry be needed to see to it the product is sound? And who would supply the poor with shoes?"


The governments mythology is so predominant, most people really do believe that if the government has been providing a monopolized service no one else could or would want to do it, unless they charged an exhorbitant price.

Attached File(s)

  • Attached File  swing.jpg (405.63K)
    Number of downloads: 0

You’ve never heard of the Silanda? … It’s the ship that made the Warren of Telas run in less than 12 parsecs.
0

Share this topic:


  • 180 Pages +
  • « First
  • 89
  • 90
  • 91
  • 92
  • 93
  • Last »
  • You cannot start a new topic
  • You cannot reply to this topic

47 User(s) are reading this topic
0 members, 47 guests, 0 anonymous users