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#126 User is offline   amphibian 

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Posted 26 April 2011 - 01:33 AM

The Deliverator and nam-shubs are from the book Snow Crash, by Neal Stephenson.

The Deliverator is a high-tech pizza delivery car that is entirely black and entirely designed to deliver pies as fast as possible to the customer within a set time limit or the head of the company has to personally apologize. Since the head of the company is the U.S. mafia head, this doesn't happen. People disappear if this happens. I have seen a Domino's pizza car in my area that was independently (and crappily) modded to be all black and sleek. The dude was a loser, but it was still a real life Deliverator.

Nam-shubs are memes encoded in clay tablets and glossolia that ancient Mesopotamian used to hack the brains of people and get them to do routines and stuff. They were modernized by a bad guy to become computer language-based and characters see them as static snow. You aren't supposed to see anything - only "hackers who know binary" can be affected by it.

Now for my picture,:

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I survived the Permian and all I got was this t-shirt.
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#127 User is offline   Kurt Montandon 

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Posted 26 April 2011 - 02:14 AM

Anomander Rake ... he simply walks into Mordor:

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I finally have an avatar ... and it's better than yours.
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#128 User is offline   Mott 

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Posted 26 April 2011 - 02:57 AM

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Mottfather, who art in chat, hallowed be thy name, thy empire come, thy magic be done, on wu as it is in warren. give us this day our daily cahpters, and forgive us our timeline, as we forgive yours, lead us not into goodkind, but deliver us from ayn rand, for thine is the series, the epic, the glory, I<3WJ ~ Obdi and GH
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#129 User is offline   Loki 

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Posted 26 April 2011 - 05:54 AM

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Wry, on 29 February 2012 - 10:50 AM, said:

And you're not complaining, you're criticizing. It's a side-effect of being better than everyone else, I get it sometimes too.

~TQB~
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#130 User is offline   Loki 

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Posted 26 April 2011 - 05:56 AM

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Wry, on 29 February 2012 - 10:50 AM, said:

And you're not complaining, you're criticizing. It's a side-effect of being better than everyone else, I get it sometimes too.

~TQB~
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#131 User is offline   Adjutant Stormy~ 

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Posted 26 April 2011 - 07:39 AM

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And nonsequitur
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Peopleare harrasing me... grrrrrh.

Also people with big noses aren't jews, they're just french

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#132 User is offline   QuickTidal 

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Posted 26 April 2011 - 02:35 PM

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Meanwhile in India...

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"When the last tree has fallen, and the rivers are poisoned, you cannot eat money, oh no." ~Aurora

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#133 User is offline   Illuyankas 

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Posted 26 April 2011 - 05:56 PM

This is totally true.

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Hello, soldiers, look at your mage, now back to me, now back at your mage, now back to me. Sadly, he isn’t me, but if he stopped being an unascended mortal and switched to Sole Spice, he could smell like he’s me. Look down, back up, where are you? You’re in a warren with the High Mage your cadre mage could smell like. What’s in your hand, back at me. I have it, it’s an acorn with two gates to that realm you love. Look again, the acorn is now otataral. Anything is possible when your mage smells like Sole Spice and not a Bole brother. I’m on a quorl.
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#134 User is offline   Aptorian 

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Posted 26 April 2011 - 06:43 PM

View PostQuickTidal, on 26 April 2011 - 02:35 PM, said:

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The person who made that stupid picture needs to be punched in the liver twice a minute for a day,

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#135 User is offline   Gothos 

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Posted 27 April 2011 - 06:46 PM

Related to the recent PSN shit:
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It is not the critic who counts; not the man who points out how the strong man stumbles, or where the doer of deeds could have done them better. The credit belongs to the man who is actually in the arena, whose face is marred by dust and sweat and blood, who strives valiantly; who errs and comes short again and again; because there is not effort without error and shortcomings; but who does actually strive to do the deed; who knows the great enthusiasm, the great devotion, who spends himself in a worthy cause, who at the best knows in the end the triumph of high achievement and who at the worst, if he fails, at least he fails while daring greatly. So that his place shall never be with those cold and timid souls who know neither victory nor defeat.
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#136 User is offline   Coco with marshmallows 

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Posted 27 April 2011 - 09:11 PM

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meh. Link was dead :(
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#137 User is offline   Adjutant Stormy~ 

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Posted 27 April 2011 - 09:39 PM

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bla bla bla

Peopleare harrasing me... grrrrrh.

Also people with big noses aren't jews, they're just french

EDIT: We has editted so mucj that5 we're not quite sure... also, leave britney alone.<!--QuoteEnd--></div><!--QuoteEEnd-->
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#138 User is offline   worry 

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Posted 27 April 2011 - 10:41 PM

can't tell if one is trolling or they're just on two different wavelengths of stupid:
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caught:
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They came with white hands and left with red hands.
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#139 User is offline   Beezulbubba 

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Posted 27 April 2011 - 10:45 PM

He's come from the future, to learn us about World Wars III through XI.
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Posted 28 April 2011 - 01:24 AM

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#141 User is offline   Adjutant Stormy~ 

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Posted 28 April 2011 - 03:04 AM

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bla bla bla

Peopleare harrasing me... grrrrrh.

Also people with big noses aren't jews, they're just french

EDIT: We has editted so mucj that5 we're not quite sure... also, leave britney alone.<!--QuoteEnd--></div><!--QuoteEEnd-->
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#142 User is offline   Grimjust Bearegular 

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Posted 28 April 2011 - 10:31 AM

thanks, I feel old now ;)
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#143 User is offline   Illuyankas 

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Posted 28 April 2011 - 02:18 PM

View PostGrimface Insultbear, on 28 April 2011 - 10:31 AM, said:

thanks, I feel old now ;)

YOU KNOW WHAT ELSE YOU SHOULD FEEL?

ASHAMED

ASHAMED BECAUSE YOU'RE ONE OF THOSE PEOPLE WHO POSTED WITHOUT A PICTURE

IF ONE OF THE ADMIN/MODS ARE READING, I'D APPRECIATE IT IF YOU COULD CHANGE THE THREAD SUBTITLE TO 'NO POSTS WITHOUT A PICTURE' TO SAVE ON MY CAPSLOCK BUTTON

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Hello, soldiers, look at your mage, now back to me, now back at your mage, now back to me. Sadly, he isn’t me, but if he stopped being an unascended mortal and switched to Sole Spice, he could smell like he’s me. Look down, back up, where are you? You’re in a warren with the High Mage your cadre mage could smell like. What’s in your hand, back at me. I have it, it’s an acorn with two gates to that realm you love. Look again, the acorn is now otataral. Anything is possible when your mage smells like Sole Spice and not a Bole brother. I’m on a quorl.
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Posted 28 April 2011 - 05:07 PM

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#145 User is offline   QuickTidal 

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Posted 28 April 2011 - 08:07 PM

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