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#1114 User is offline   Shinrei 

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Posted 07 January 2012 - 06:27 AM

I found a picture of Gothos* and a young AintitJust*



*Resemblence not necessary. Or even close.

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You’ve never heard of the Silanda? … It’s the ship that made the Warren of Telas run in less than 12 parsecs.
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#1115 User is offline   Shinrei 

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Posted 07 January 2012 - 06:29 AM

And some billboards that make you say, "huh?"

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#1116 User is offline   Shiara 

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Posted 08 January 2012 - 04:16 AM

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*casting the shaved knuckle*
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#1117 User is offline   Morgoth 

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Posted 08 January 2012 - 11:14 AM

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Take good care to keep relations civil
It's decent in the first of gentlemen
To speak friendly, Even to the devil
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#1118 User is offline   bubba 

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Posted 08 January 2012 - 12:37 PM

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#1119 User is offline   Beezulbubba 

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Posted 08 January 2012 - 06:02 PM

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#1120 User is offline   Gothos 

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Posted 08 January 2012 - 10:06 PM

in short, it says roughly:
"you have a christmas tree, right?"
"right"

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It is not the critic who counts; not the man who points out how the strong man stumbles, or where the doer of deeds could have done them better. The credit belongs to the man who is actually in the arena, whose face is marred by dust and sweat and blood, who strives valiantly; who errs and comes short again and again; because there is not effort without error and shortcomings; but who does actually strive to do the deed; who knows the great enthusiasm, the great devotion, who spends himself in a worthy cause, who at the best knows in the end the triumph of high achievement and who at the worst, if he fails, at least he fails while daring greatly. So that his place shall never be with those cold and timid souls who know neither victory nor defeat.
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#1121 User is offline   Adjutant Stormy~ 

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Posted 08 January 2012 - 10:26 PM

View PostDrunkstadSantaHammer, on 08 January 2012 - 06:02 PM, said:

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7/15, not bad so far.

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<!--quoteo(post=462161:date=Nov 1 2008, 06:13 PM:name=Aptorian)--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (Aptorian @ Nov 1 2008, 06:13 PM) <a href="index.php?act=findpost&pid=462161"><{POST_SNAPBACK}></a></div><div class='quotemain'><!--quotec-->God damn. Mighty drunk. Must ... what is the english movement movement movement for drunk... with out you seemimg drunk?

bla bla bla

Peopleare harrasing me... grrrrrh.

Also people with big noses aren't jews, they're just french

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#1122 User is offline   Garak 

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Posted 09 January 2012 - 11:28 AM

Vader meets 40k



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The meaning of life is BOOM!!!
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#1123 User is offline   Illuyankas 

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Posted 09 January 2012 - 10:15 PM

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Hello, soldiers, look at your mage, now back to me, now back at your mage, now back to me. Sadly, he isn’t me, but if he stopped being an unascended mortal and switched to Sole Spice, he could smell like he’s me. Look down, back up, where are you? You’re in a warren with the High Mage your cadre mage could smell like. What’s in your hand, back at me. I have it, it’s an acorn with two gates to that realm you love. Look again, the acorn is now otataral. Anything is possible when your mage smells like Sole Spice and not a Bole brother. I’m on a quorl.
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#1124 User is offline   Gothos 

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Posted 10 January 2012 - 07:50 AM

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It is not the critic who counts; not the man who points out how the strong man stumbles, or where the doer of deeds could have done them better. The credit belongs to the man who is actually in the arena, whose face is marred by dust and sweat and blood, who strives valiantly; who errs and comes short again and again; because there is not effort without error and shortcomings; but who does actually strive to do the deed; who knows the great enthusiasm, the great devotion, who spends himself in a worthy cause, who at the best knows in the end the triumph of high achievement and who at the worst, if he fails, at least he fails while daring greatly. So that his place shall never be with those cold and timid souls who know neither victory nor defeat.
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#1125 User is offline   Illuyankas 

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Posted 10 January 2012 - 09:00 PM

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Hello, soldiers, look at your mage, now back to me, now back at your mage, now back to me. Sadly, he isn’t me, but if he stopped being an unascended mortal and switched to Sole Spice, he could smell like he’s me. Look down, back up, where are you? You’re in a warren with the High Mage your cadre mage could smell like. What’s in your hand, back at me. I have it, it’s an acorn with two gates to that realm you love. Look again, the acorn is now otataral. Anything is possible when your mage smells like Sole Spice and not a Bole brother. I’m on a quorl.
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#1126 User is offline   Gothos 

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Posted 11 January 2012 - 08:10 AM

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(Take a bet with a female friend that she can't touch her bellybutton with both her elbows at once. Observe. Problem? :rofl:)
It is not the critic who counts; not the man who points out how the strong man stumbles, or where the doer of deeds could have done them better. The credit belongs to the man who is actually in the arena, whose face is marred by dust and sweat and blood, who strives valiantly; who errs and comes short again and again; because there is not effort without error and shortcomings; but who does actually strive to do the deed; who knows the great enthusiasm, the great devotion, who spends himself in a worthy cause, who at the best knows in the end the triumph of high achievement and who at the worst, if he fails, at least he fails while daring greatly. So that his place shall never be with those cold and timid souls who know neither victory nor defeat.
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#1127 User is offline   Tattersail_ 

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Posted 11 January 2012 - 10:17 AM

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#1128 User is offline   Tattersail_ 

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Posted 11 January 2012 - 10:22 AM

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#1129 User is offline   Tattersail_ 

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Posted 11 January 2012 - 10:33 AM

Wow, I liked this picture



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Rock N Roll

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#1130 User is offline   Tattersail_ 

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Posted 11 January 2012 - 10:55 AM

Sorry to add a few posts but I've been away for a while and i'm finding these saved on my computer to be added...

Perspective

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Words fail me,

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(CNN) -- Papa John's Pizza fired a cashier at one of its New York restaurants and apologized to an Asian-American customer for a receipt that identified her as "lady chinky eyes."

"We were extremely concerned to learn of the receipt issued in New York," the company said in a statement posted on its Facebook page Saturday.



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#1131 User is offline   Tattersail_ 

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Posted 11 January 2012 - 11:16 AM

Last one for today is called living with a lion, I got it from this site...

www.retronaut.co/2012/01/living-with-a-lion-1970s/

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#1132 User is offline   Tattersail_ 

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Posted 11 January 2012 - 04:10 PM

Portal cocktails anyone?



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#1133 User is offline   RodeoRanch 

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Posted 12 January 2012 - 08:46 AM

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