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#1052 User is offline   Dutch 

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Posted 11 December 2011 - 05:35 PM

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#1053 User is offline   Gothos 

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Posted 12 December 2011 - 09:11 AM

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It is not the critic who counts; not the man who points out how the strong man stumbles, or where the doer of deeds could have done them better. The credit belongs to the man who is actually in the arena, whose face is marred by dust and sweat and blood, who strives valiantly; who errs and comes short again and again; because there is not effort without error and shortcomings; but who does actually strive to do the deed; who knows the great enthusiasm, the great devotion, who spends himself in a worthy cause, who at the best knows in the end the triumph of high achievement and who at the worst, if he fails, at least he fails while daring greatly. So that his place shall never be with those cold and timid souls who know neither victory nor defeat.
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#1054 User is offline   Adjutant Stormy~ 

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Posted 12 December 2011 - 10:12 PM

Who is that guy? I love him.

CELEBRITY LOOKALIKES
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bla bla bla

Peopleare harrasing me... grrrrrh.

Also people with big noses aren't jews, they're just french

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#1055 User is offline   HoosierDaddy 

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Posted 13 December 2011 - 04:01 AM

It's about that time....

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Trouble arrives when the opponents to such a system institute its extreme opposite, where individualism becomes godlike and sacrosanct, and no greater service to any other ideal (including community) is possible. In such a system rapacious greed thrives behind the guise of freedom, and the worst aspects of human nature come to the fore....
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Posted 13 December 2011 - 11:34 AM

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What do you mean, campaign for a wonderbra? That's a modest B at best!

well, when you look who's wearing it:

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#1057 User is offline   Gothos 

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Posted 13 December 2011 - 02:54 PM

I see what you did there...
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It is not the critic who counts; not the man who points out how the strong man stumbles, or where the doer of deeds could have done them better. The credit belongs to the man who is actually in the arena, whose face is marred by dust and sweat and blood, who strives valiantly; who errs and comes short again and again; because there is not effort without error and shortcomings; but who does actually strive to do the deed; who knows the great enthusiasm, the great devotion, who spends himself in a worthy cause, who at the best knows in the end the triumph of high achievement and who at the worst, if he fails, at least he fails while daring greatly. So that his place shall never be with those cold and timid souls who know neither victory nor defeat.
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#1058 User is offline   QuickTidal 

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Posted 13 December 2011 - 04:37 PM

Hi-larious!

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Also, apparently the music that plays over the campaign commercial was composed by a gay man.

Rick Perry, doing it as wrong as he can for as long as he can.

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#1059 User is offline   Slow Ben 

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Posted 13 December 2011 - 07:18 PM

See it?


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#1060 User is offline   Shiara 

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Posted 14 December 2011 - 05:20 AM

Imago is upon us...
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*casting the shaved knuckle*
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Posted 14 December 2011 - 03:54 PM

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Posted 14 December 2011 - 07:10 PM

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Think I'll wait for a new page to unload the backlog of images. It's for the best.
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Posted 15 December 2011 - 06:32 PM

This happens to me ALL THE TIME!

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Posted 15 December 2011 - 08:35 PM

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Posted 17 December 2011 - 07:58 AM

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Posted 17 December 2011 - 07:44 PM

View PostSlow Ben, on 13 December 2011 - 07:18 PM, said:

See it?


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#1067 User is offline   IshtarCelt 

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Posted 17 December 2011 - 11:40 PM

View Postmasan, on 17 May 2011 - 03:46 PM, said:

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Ireland is on each and every one of these lists...there are only about 4million people in the Rep of Ireland...
I know where the Blue Waffle no.1 for Ireland comes from - I have a 13 yr old son who came home very upset from school one day about it- "...They said I have Blue Waffle"


And also this:
F**k your Honda Civic I've a horse Outside (youtube)

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Ghandhi on British civilisation.
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Posted 19 December 2011 - 10:59 PM

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#1069 User is offline   Adjutant Stormy~ 

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Posted 19 December 2011 - 11:05 PM

RE: That first image.

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bla bla bla

Peopleare harrasing me... grrrrrh.

Also people with big noses aren't jews, they're just french

EDIT: We has editted so mucj that5 we're not quite sure... also, leave britney alone.<!--QuoteEnd--></div><!--QuoteEEnd-->
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Posted 19 December 2011 - 11:26 PM

View PostAdjutant Stormy, on 19 December 2011 - 11:05 PM, said:

RE: That first image.



I don't see anything in Slow Ben's pic. Can someone explain? It's been bugging me for days,

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Posted 20 December 2011 - 12:13 AM

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the IRA support Clinton? One Tea-Bagger theory I haven't heard yet...

Hmmm....

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"I think it would be a good idea"
Ghandhi on British civilisation.
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