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Something For the Man Fans

#1 FastBen

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# "Never trust a man in a blue trench coat, never drive a car when you're dead"

Posted 12 April 2011 - 08:42 PM

Who is the most attractive female character?

I am only through HoC getting ready to start MT

Lady Envy made a great femme fatale - I love her playful, flirtatious dialogue

and Lostara Yil is sexy in a badass way

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Posted 12 April 2011 - 09:03 PM

Tiam

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Posted 12 April 2011 - 09:06 PM

Oh noes, the images in my mind.. Thanks, worrywort..

But I'm going to hijack this thread and confess my crush on Aranict. It was love at first page.

Oh, and, naturally, Hellian.

This post has been edited by Puck: 12 April 2011 - 09:07 PM

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#4 Ceda Cicero

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Posted 12 April 2011 - 09:18 PM

In hindsight, though she really only became more prominent on the back end of the series, I have to go with Masan. I love a lot of the more unexpected PoVs we got, but... ox (TtH), Korabas, you name it. None of them bring the proverbial wealth of literary booty to the table that Masan does. Some might argue that she was just one of SE's bum throwaway soldier characters, but I was just rearing with excitement whenever I turned the page and saw her name. Whenever she was in a scene, I visualized her looking exactly like an Irish girl I once met. She was from Derry. Airplane was how she traveled to London, where I met her.

Also, she's supposed to have a great ass.

Illuyankas, on 07 April 2011 - 08:37 PM, said:

How do you rape a cave? Do you ask, "You want to fuck, yes?" hear the echo come back, "Yes... es... es..." and get your barnacle-gouged groove on?

#5 Illuyankas

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Posted 12 April 2011 - 09:49 PM

So many puns! The cheek of it!

Hello, soldiers, look at your mage, now back to me, now back at your mage, now back to me. Sadly, he isn’t me, but if he stopped being an unascended mortal and switched to Sole Spice, he could smell like he’s me. Look down, back up, where are you? You’re in a warren with the High Mage your cadre mage could smell like. What’s in your hand, back at me. I have it, it’s an acorn with two gates to that realm you love. Look again, the acorn is now otataral. Anything is possible when your mage smells like Sole Spice and not a Bole brother. I’m on a quorl.

#6 Ceda Cicero

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Posted 12 April 2011 - 10:05 PM

Illuyankas, on 12 April 2011 - 09:49 PM, said:

So many puns! The cheek of it!

Where I come from, you not only get a free pass on spectacular heiney-related puns, they're encouraged.

Illuyankas, on 07 April 2011 - 08:37 PM, said:

How do you rape a cave? Do you ask, "You want to fuck, yes?" hear the echo come back, "Yes... es... es..." and get your barnacle-gouged groove on?

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Posted 12 April 2011 - 10:06 PM

Neocount Cicero, on 12 April 2011 - 10:05 PM, said:

Illuyankas, on 12 April 2011 - 09:49 PM, said:

So many puns! The cheek of it!

Where I come from, you not only get a free pass on spectacular heiney-related puns, they're encouraged.

that's reASSuring....

meh. Link was dead :(

#8 FastBen

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# "Never trust a man in a blue trench coat, never drive a car when you're dead"

Posted 12 April 2011 - 10:25 PM

butt give me a break - these puns are getting a bit assinine - i don't want to spend the hole day behind on all my work because i'm thinking up all these cheeky puns

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Posted 12 April 2011 - 11:06 PM

I cracked up.

<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (Aptorian @ Nov 1 2008, 06:13 PM) <a href="index.php?act=findpost&pid=462161"><{POST_SNAPBACK}></a></div><div class='quotemain'>God damn. Mighty drunk. Must ... what is the english movement movement movement for drunk... with out you seemimg drunk?

bla bla bla

Peopleare harrasing me... grrrrrh.

Also people with big noses aren't jews, they're just french

EDIT: We has editted so mucj that5 we're not quite sure... also, leave britney alone.</div>

#10 Ceda Cicero

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Posted 12 April 2011 - 11:31 PM

I was trying to find a way to work "posterior" in to a sentence discreetly, but it just can't be done with any semblance of coherence. This seemed like a good compromise.

Posted Image

Aaaaand thread un-hijacked.

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Illuyankas, on 07 April 2011 - 08:37 PM, said:

How do you rape a cave? Do you ask, "You want to fuck, yes?" hear the echo come back, "Yes... es... es..." and get your barnacle-gouged groove on?

#11 Illuyankas

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Posted 12 April 2011 - 11:35 PM

There's an error in the spelling of the word 'error' in the last sentence of this post. A post erior, if you will.

#12 Aptorian

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Posted 13 April 2011 - 03:29 AM

This is a terrible thread and you should all feel ashamed.

#13 worry

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Posted 13 April 2011 - 03:32 AM

Butts.

They came with white hands and left with red hands.

#14 Adjutant Stormy~

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Posted 13 April 2011 - 06:20 AM

BACK ON TOPIC -

I'd let the Empress have her way with me. Because, seriously, she's not going to have it any other way.

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Posted 13 April 2011 - 07:40 AM

That would have to be either Masan Gilani, the Sinter/Kisswhere tag team, or the d'Arle girl. I can't really decide!

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Posted 13 April 2011 - 09:21 AM

Apsalar

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Posted 13 April 2011 - 10:01 AM

I quite liked the early Stonny, and of course; T'Amber Posted Image

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Posted 13 April 2011 - 10:50 AM

Masan Gilani and/or Lostara Yil.

Being dommed by Lady Envy could be fun, until she gets bored

*casting the shaved knuckle*

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Posted 13 April 2011 - 12:52 PM

So im female (started the female version of this) but im still going to comment since we had so many men comment XD

I personally think the most atractive females are;
Envy (even tho she trys to manipulate a little to much for my tastes)
Apsalar/ Sorry is pretty hot in a "ill slit your throat" kind of way
Korlat might also be on my list ^^

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