Best Bad Movies
#1
Posted 12 April 2011 - 04:49 PM
Does anyone like bad movies as much as I do? I'm talking low-budget, community-theater quality acting, rubber masks, plotholes, unintentional humor - or even bad big budget films that are fun to watch
these tend to be horror and action movies but you can find them in any genre....
Two of my personal favorites are:
Troll 2
and The Room
these tend to be horror and action movies but you can find them in any genre....
Two of my personal favorites are:
Troll 2
and The Room
- "Never trust a man in a blue trench coat, never drive a car when you're dead"
#2
Posted 12 April 2011 - 05:31 PM
I enjoy most of Steven Seagal's films for this reason, although there have been a couple which were so bad I couldn't force myself to watch them.
The same with Jean-Claude Van Damme's stuff, and actually, I thought that JCVD was a pretty good film.
The same with Jean-Claude Van Damme's stuff, and actually, I thought that JCVD was a pretty good film.
The love I bear thee can afford no better term than this: thou art a villain.
"Perhaps we think up our own destinies and so, in a sense, deserve whatever happens to us, for not having had the wit to imagine something better." ― Iain Banks
"Perhaps we think up our own destinies and so, in a sense, deserve whatever happens to us, for not having had the wit to imagine something better." ― Iain Banks
#3
Posted 12 April 2011 - 05:32 PM
Evil Dead series.
Hello, soldiers, look at your mage, now back to me, now back at your mage, now back to me. Sadly, he isn’t me, but if he stopped being an unascended mortal and switched to Sole Spice, he could smell like he’s me. Look down, back up, where are you? You’re in a warren with the High Mage your cadre mage could smell like. What’s in your hand, back at me. I have it, it’s an acorn with two gates to that realm you love. Look again, the acorn is now otataral. Anything is possible when your mage smells like Sole Spice and not a Bole brother. I’m on a quorl.
#4
Posted 12 April 2011 - 05:34 PM
Illuyankas, on 12 April 2011 - 05:32 PM, said:
Evil Dead series.
These I think are actually great movies and not bad in any way whatsoever
I think the difference with these is that they knew they had a low budget and they were intentionally campy and ridiculous, it was the self-awareness of Evil Dead that made it extra-awesome
but....
on the other hand an argument could be made....
This post has been edited by FastBen: 12 April 2011 - 05:35 PM
- "Never trust a man in a blue trench coat, never drive a car when you're dead"
#5
Posted 12 April 2011 - 05:40 PM
#6
Posted 12 April 2011 - 05:49 PM
This is a job for Zardoz....
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#7
Posted 12 April 2011 - 05:50 PM
Spoiler
I know it's intentional. Still the greatest movie ever made.
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#10
Posted 12 April 2011 - 07:02 PM
Transformers: the movie.
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#12
Posted 12 April 2011 - 07:25 PM
cerveza_fiesta, on 12 April 2011 - 07:02 PM, said:
Transformers: the movie.
This is incorrect on two levels:
If you mean Transformers: The Animated Movie (aka better than any anime ever made) then it's wrong, since that was not a bad movie, that was an excellent movie and you are the devil for calling it bad
If you mean Transformers the live action dross then it's wrong because while it was a bad movie it was also not very good at being a bad movie and you are the devil for considering it not unappealing and horrible
In summary you are the devil.
Hello, soldiers, look at your mage, now back to me, now back at your mage, now back to me. Sadly, he isn’t me, but if he stopped being an unascended mortal and switched to Sole Spice, he could smell like he’s me. Look down, back up, where are you? You’re in a warren with the High Mage your cadre mage could smell like. What’s in your hand, back at me. I have it, it’s an acorn with two gates to that realm you love. Look again, the acorn is now otataral. Anything is possible when your mage smells like Sole Spice and not a Bole brother. I’m on a quorl.
#13
Posted 12 April 2011 - 07:29 PM
I admit that I still cry when I watch the death scene in the animated Transformes movie. (You know which one) That shit was sad
#14
Posted 12 April 2011 - 07:33 PM
Yes IMO there are three kinds of bad movies
(1) Bad Bad Movies - these are boring and a waste of your precious lifespan
(2) Bad Good Movies - these are unintentionally hilarious and brilliant - they make you want to say wow why did anyone make this? this is a study in awfulness and I love it
(3) Good Bad Movies - these are intentionally bad - they are ironic and self-aware and campy on purpose - for example (Machete, Hobo With a Shotgun, Evil Dead Series etc etc.)
(1) Bad Bad Movies - these are boring and a waste of your precious lifespan
(2) Bad Good Movies - these are unintentionally hilarious and brilliant - they make you want to say wow why did anyone make this? this is a study in awfulness and I love it
(3) Good Bad Movies - these are intentionally bad - they are ironic and self-aware and campy on purpose - for example (Machete, Hobo With a Shotgun, Evil Dead Series etc etc.)
- "Never trust a man in a blue trench coat, never drive a car when you're dead"
#15
Posted 12 April 2011 - 07:34 PM
I really want to see Machete. Has anyone seen it? Is it good?
It's out on DVD now, isn't it?
It's out on DVD now, isn't it?
The love I bear thee can afford no better term than this: thou art a villain.
"Perhaps we think up our own destinies and so, in a sense, deserve whatever happens to us, for not having had the wit to imagine something better." ― Iain Banks
"Perhaps we think up our own destinies and so, in a sense, deserve whatever happens to us, for not having had the wit to imagine something better." ― Iain Banks
#16
Posted 12 April 2011 - 07:48 PM
Some 80's schlock:
* Legend
* The NeverEnding Story
> who can't resist when the luck dragon (Falkor) screams "Atreeeeeeyuuuuuuuuu!" ?
* Legend
* The NeverEnding Story
> who can't resist when the luck dragon (Falkor) screams "Atreeeeeeyuuuuuuuuu!" ?
#17
Posted 12 April 2011 - 07:50 PM
"Money talks"
Charlie Sheen + Chris Tucker, in an action comedy so bad it's good.
Charlie Sheen + Chris Tucker, in an action comedy so bad it's good.
#18
Posted 12 April 2011 - 07:58 PM
- "Never trust a man in a blue trench coat, never drive a car when you're dead"
#19
Posted 12 April 2011 - 08:06 PM
Jade-Green Pig-Hog Swine-Beast, on 12 April 2011 - 07:34 PM, said:
I really want to see Machete. Has anyone seen it? Is it good?
It's out on DVD now, isn't it?
It's out on DVD now, isn't it?
I've seen it. It's not must-see material, but it has its moments.
OK, I think I got it, but just in case, can you say the whole thing over again? I wasn't really listening.
#20
Posted 12 April 2011 - 08:35 PM
Fair enough, perhaps a download from iTunes is in order, if they actually have it available. Thanks.

The love I bear thee can afford no better term than this: thou art a villain.
"Perhaps we think up our own destinies and so, in a sense, deserve whatever happens to us, for not having had the wit to imagine something better." ― Iain Banks
"Perhaps we think up our own destinies and so, in a sense, deserve whatever happens to us, for not having had the wit to imagine something better." ― Iain Banks