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#1 User is offline   FastBen 

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Posted 12 April 2011 - 04:49 PM

Does anyone like bad movies as much as I do? I'm talking low-budget, community-theater quality acting, rubber masks, plotholes, unintentional humor - or even bad big budget films that are fun to watch

these tend to be horror and action movies but you can find them in any genre....

Two of my personal favorites are:

Troll 2

and The Room
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Posted 12 April 2011 - 05:31 PM

I enjoy most of Steven Seagal's films for this reason, although there have been a couple which were so bad I couldn't force myself to watch them.

The same with Jean-Claude Van Damme's stuff, and actually, I thought that JCVD was a pretty good film.
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Posted 12 April 2011 - 05:32 PM

Evil Dead series.
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Posted 12 April 2011 - 05:34 PM

View PostIlluyankas, on 12 April 2011 - 05:32 PM, said:

Evil Dead series.


These I think are actually great movies and not bad in any way whatsoever

I think the difference with these is that they knew they had a low budget and they were intentionally campy and ridiculous, it was the self-awareness of Evil Dead that made it extra-awesome

but....

on the other hand an argument could be made....

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Posted 12 April 2011 - 05:40 PM

View PostIlluyankas, on 12 April 2011 - 05:32 PM, said:

Evil Dead series.


^^ This ^^
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Posted 12 April 2011 - 05:49 PM

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Posted 12 April 2011 - 05:50 PM

Spoiler


I know it's intentional. Still the greatest movie ever made.
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Posted 12 April 2011 - 06:08 PM

The Beastmaster!
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Posted 12 April 2011 - 06:10 PM

View PostBattle Plaptypus, on 12 April 2011 - 06:08 PM, said:

The Beastmaster!


Yes! I love it for all its gratituous violence and nudity

as well as the Beastmasters furry and feathered companions
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Posted 12 April 2011 - 07:02 PM

Transformers: the movie.
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Posted 12 April 2011 - 07:16 PM

You take that back!
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Posted 12 April 2011 - 07:25 PM

View Postcerveza_fiesta, on 12 April 2011 - 07:02 PM, said:

Transformers: the movie.

This is incorrect on two levels:

If you mean Transformers: The Animated Movie (aka better than any anime ever made) then it's wrong, since that was not a bad movie, that was an excellent movie and you are the devil for calling it bad
If you mean Transformers the live action dross then it's wrong because while it was a bad movie it was also not very good at being a bad movie and you are the devil for considering it not unappealing and horrible
In summary you are the devil.
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Posted 12 April 2011 - 07:29 PM

I admit that I still cry when I watch the death scene in the animated Transformes movie. (You know which one) That shit was sad
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Posted 12 April 2011 - 07:33 PM

Yes IMO there are three kinds of bad movies

(1) Bad Bad Movies - these are boring and a waste of your precious lifespan

(2) Bad Good Movies - these are unintentionally hilarious and brilliant - they make you want to say wow why did anyone make this? this is a study in awfulness and I love it

(3) Good Bad Movies - these are intentionally bad - they are ironic and self-aware and campy on purpose - for example (Machete, Hobo With a Shotgun, Evil Dead Series etc etc.)
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Posted 12 April 2011 - 07:34 PM

I really want to see Machete. Has anyone seen it? Is it good?

It's out on DVD now, isn't it?
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Posted 12 April 2011 - 07:48 PM

Some 80's schlock:

* Legend

* The NeverEnding Story
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Posted 12 April 2011 - 07:50 PM

"Money talks"
Charlie Sheen + Chris Tucker, in an action comedy so bad it's good.
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Posted 12 April 2011 - 07:58 PM

http://youtu.be/ssHEAOrAdCU

YES Roy Batty from Blade Runner

He's crazy! Crazy!
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Posted 12 April 2011 - 08:06 PM

View PostJade-Green Pig-Hog Swine-Beast, on 12 April 2011 - 07:34 PM, said:

I really want to see Machete. Has anyone seen it? Is it good?

It's out on DVD now, isn't it?


I've seen it. It's not must-see material, but it has its moments.
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Posted 12 April 2011 - 08:35 PM

Fair enough, perhaps a download from iTunes is in order, if they actually have it available. Thanks. Posted Image
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