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#21 Ribald

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Posted 12 April 2011 - 09:47 PM

General Pattonhammer, on 12 April 2011 - 07:48 PM, said:

* The NeverEnding Story
> who can't resist when the luck dragon (Falkor) screams "Atreeeeeeyuuuuuuuuu!" ?

http://www.youtube.c...h?v=-f4XiStVCL4

A slightly different take on things.

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#22 MWKarsa

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Posted 12 April 2011 - 11:21 PM

Road House

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Any movie with the tag line of "And loves like there's no tomorrow" is pure epic win.

Megaforce

Before Hagrid there was Hunter of Megaforce. Flying Motorcycle + royal cheesy overacting = cinematic gold.

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# "Never trust a man in a blue trench coat, never drive a car when you're dead"

Posted 13 April 2011 - 12:19 AM

MWKarsa, on 12 April 2011 - 11:21 PM, said:

Road House

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^^ There's a couple classics right there

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Posted 13 April 2011 - 12:36 AM

Abyss, on 12 April 2011 - 05:49 PM, said:

This is a job for Zardoz....

That was pretty bad.

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Best religion EVER though:

"The gun is good. The penis is evil. The penis shoots seeds, and makes new life, and poisons the earth with a plague of men, as once it was. But the gun shoots death, and purifies the earth of the filth of brutals. Go forth and kill!"

And it has a giant flying stone head. Why is there a giant flying stone head? You might as well ask why Sean Connery accepted the role in the first place. And why he's running around in his undies.

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Posted 13 April 2011 - 12:54 AM

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'Aye.' It's a good word. I think. More a whole attitude than a word, really. With lots of meaning in it, too. A bit of 'yes' and a bit of 'well fuck' and maybe some 'we're all in this together.' So a word to some up the Malazans. <Sunrise>

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Posted 13 April 2011 - 01:06 AM

POOPOO MCBUMFACE, on 12 April 2011 - 05:50 PM, said:

Black Dynamite

This is one good bad film for sure. "Chicken and waffles?!?"

Tokyo Zombie is also another one I gave a five star rating on Netflix for.

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Posted 13 April 2011 - 01:15 AM

They Live

They came with white hands and left with red hands.

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Posted 13 April 2011 - 02:50 AM

Demolition Man

God that movie is bad.
I can't go 3 months without watching it.

The Pub is Always Open

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Posted 13 April 2011 - 03:48 AM

Zardoz your God speaks about the evils of the penis

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# "Never trust a man in a blue trench coat, never drive a car when you're dead"

Posted 13 April 2011 - 03:58 AM

Quickie Ben, on 13 April 2011 - 03:48 AM, said:

Zardoz your God speaks about the evils of the penis

THE PENIS IS EVIL. THE PENIS SHOOTS SEEDS.

"Never trust a man in a blue trench coat, never drive a car when you're dead"

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# "Never trust a man in a blue trench coat, never drive a car when you're dead"

Posted 13 April 2011 - 04:00 AM

Welcome to NILBOG.

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#32 worry

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Posted 13 April 2011 - 04:33 AM

Hope you Troll 2 fans have seen:

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# "Never trust a man in a blue trench coat, never drive a car when you're dead"

Posted 13 April 2011 - 05:37 AM

worrywort, on 13 April 2011 - 04:33 AM, said:

Hope you Troll 2 fans have seen:

I remember hearing about that a while ago....but I forget to see it! Thanks for reminding me! I just got a hold of it.

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Posted 13 April 2011 - 06:07 AM

Darkwatch, on 13 April 2011 - 02:50 AM, said:

Demolition Man

God that movie is bad.
I can't go 3 months without watching it.

it foretold the coming of President Schwarzenegger. it is great.

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Posted 13 April 2011 - 08:31 AM

Mentalist, on 13 April 2011 - 06:07 AM, said:

Darkwatch, on 13 April 2011 - 02:50 AM, said:

Demolition Man

God that movie is bad.
I can't go 3 months without watching it.

it foretold the coming of President Schwarzenegger. it is great.

One of what, two movies? That I can forgive the presence of Rob Schneider in. The other is Down Periscope.

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Posted 13 April 2011 - 09:14 AM

Darkwatch, on 13 April 2011 - 02:50 AM, said:

Demolition Man

God that movie is bad.
I can't go 3 months without watching it.

I love that film!

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Posted 13 April 2011 - 09:24 AM

Bad Taste - great low budget crap.

Phantasm series - the Tall Man gave me nightmares as a kid. And come on, who didn't love the crappy little silver balls flying around all over the place???

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Posted 13 April 2011 - 09:30 AM

I love movies that are sooo bad they are good...

Most of them have been watched while pretty drunk and i think that adds to the fun but ja....

I would say my top bad movies go

1.I know who killed me(lindsey lohan at her worst)
2. zombie cheerleaders.
3.jennifer's body
4.pathology

These are ones that stand out as bad funny to me.

Any of the chuck norris movies take themselves so seriously you cant help but laugh.

still keen to see Troll 2. there wass a youtube clip of the 5 worste movies and that was in there. There was also an indian movie where a man slides a horse under a truck. Included in that list was shark attack 3 which has one of the most random lines ever.

old school movie that made me chuckle was frankenhooker..the blurb alone made me watch it.

When it comes to movies that are bad but not bad enough to be good or just too bad the ones i can think of off the top of my head are

1.Fart the movie
2.killer klown from space
3.ninja cheerleaders

any other bad movie suggestions would be cool as it is kinda a hobby of mine to watch bad movies

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#39 cerveza_fiesta

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Posted 13 April 2011 - 12:43 PM

Illuyankas, on 12 April 2011 - 07:25 PM, said:

cerveza_fiesta, on 12 April 2011 - 07:02 PM, said:

Transformers: the movie.

This is incorrect on two levels:

If you mean Transformers: The Animated Movie (aka better than any anime ever made) then it's wrong, since that was not a bad movie, that was an excellent movie and you are the devil for calling it bad
If you mean Transformers the live action dross then it's wrong because while it was a bad movie it was also not very good at being a bad movie and you are the devil for considering it not unappealing and horrible
In summary you are the devil.

Battle Plaptypus, on 12 April 2011 - 07:16 PM, said:

You take that back!

FastBen, on 12 April 2011 - 07:33 PM, said:

Yes IMO there are three kinds of bad movies

(1) Bad Bad Movies - these are boring and a waste of your precious lifespan

(2) Bad Good Movies - these are unintentionally hilarious and brilliant - they make you want to say wow why did anyone make this? this is a study in awfulness and I love it

(3) Good Bad Movies - these are intentionally bad - they are ironic and self-aware and campy on purpose - for example (Machete, Hobo With a Shotgun, Evil Dead Series etc etc.)

I put it and the entire Transformers original animated series, the animated movie, the next generation series and both of the new live-action / CGI movies squarely in #2

I love it, but the whole thing is undeniably bad. The plot doesn't go much deeper than "pew pew".

Which is one of the main reasons I love it.

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Posted 13 April 2011 - 02:04 PM

Quickie Ben, on 13 April 2011 - 12:36 AM, said:

Abyss, on 12 April 2011 - 05:49 PM, said:

This is a job for Zardoz....

...And why he's running around in his undies.

...but full karma to him for needing suspenders to keep his undies UP. he da man!

worrywort, on 13 April 2011 - 01:15 AM, said:

They Live

Worse. Fight scene. Ever.

Here's a chunk of cheesey so bad they're good sf flics for you...

ICE PIRATES... because when space pirates use swords to fight robots, you KNOW you want to watch...

BATTLE BEYOND THE STARS... significant for one particular costume...

UFO: TARGET EARTH... i have blanked all details from my mind, but it was bad.

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