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^^ both those movies were 100% horrible IMO.
The 15 biggest movie flops of all time
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Posted 12 April 2011 - 07:01 PM
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Posted 12 April 2011 - 07:17 PM
Here's what Slant said about M2M
Mission to Mars. An argumentative line in the sand for what cinema means, Mission to Mars might be the greatest '50s sci-fi film ever, even if came half a century late. 2001 by way of irony-deprived B-movie euphoria, this wide-eyed space odyssey subverts big budget expectations with bigger feelings, actively and eagerly engaging one with expressionist emotion. Like Kubrick's masterpiece, Mars takes comfort in the probability of life elsewhere but more profoundly does it appreciate what human life means to itself. The film ponders and posits, elevating those thoughts to religious wonder. Where did we come from? We may never know, but we can always dance the night away. RH
The comparison to 2001: A Space Odyssey made me wanna check it out - I'm a big fan of that film
Mission to Mars. An argumentative line in the sand for what cinema means, Mission to Mars might be the greatest '50s sci-fi film ever, even if came half a century late. 2001 by way of irony-deprived B-movie euphoria, this wide-eyed space odyssey subverts big budget expectations with bigger feelings, actively and eagerly engaging one with expressionist emotion. Like Kubrick's masterpiece, Mars takes comfort in the probability of life elsewhere but more profoundly does it appreciate what human life means to itself. The film ponders and posits, elevating those thoughts to religious wonder. Where did we come from? We may never know, but we can always dance the night away. RH
The comparison to 2001: A Space Odyssey made me wanna check it out - I'm a big fan of that film
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Posted 21 May 2011 - 01:58 AM
I'm just curious, was anyone as stupid as me to watch Skyline? I swear, that movie's script was strictly cliched one liners. And they seemed to only use one building the entire movie. I haven't been back to the big screen since (pretty traumatic).
On another note, anyone recommend Priest?
On another note, anyone recommend Priest?
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Posted 21 May 2011 - 03:31 AM
I've heard nothing but bad things about Priest. I've seen Skyline, and I regret it. It's terrible.
Also go look into Mars Needs Moms if you want to see a horrible flop.
Also, second table from the bottom: http://www.the-numbe...rds/budgets.php
Also go look into Mars Needs Moms if you want to see a horrible flop.
Also, second table from the bottom: http://www.the-numbe...rds/budgets.php
This post has been edited by Illuyankas: 21 May 2011 - 04:24 AM
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Posted 21 May 2011 - 05:10 PM
Illuyankas, on 21 May 2011 - 03:31 AM, said:
I've heard nothing but bad things about Priest. I've seen Skyline, and I regret it. It's terrible.
Also go look into Mars Needs Moms if you want to see a horrible flop.
Also, second table from the bottom: http://www.the-numbe...rds/budgets.php
Also go look into Mars Needs Moms if you want to see a horrible flop.
Also, second table from the bottom: http://www.the-numbe...rds/budgets.php
Sad. Well, at least I can save the 9+ US dollars it would take to see it.
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