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There's a cat staring at me through my window

#21 User is offline   RodeoRanch 

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Posted 07 April 2011 - 08:13 PM

He's back!
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#22 User is offline   Cyphon 

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Posted 07 April 2011 - 08:18 PM

And Abyss is no longer on the forums, yet he was a little a while ago....
Para todos todo, para nosotros nada.

MottI'd always pegged you as more of an Ublala
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#23 User is offline   Adjutant Stormy~ 

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Posted 08 April 2011 - 09:05 AM

Step 1: Garden hose
Step 2: ????
Step 3: Profit
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bla bla bla

Peopleare harrasing me... grrrrrh.

Also people with big noses aren't jews, they're just french

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#24 User is offline   Shinrei 

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Posted 08 April 2011 - 09:16 AM

View PostRodeoRanch, on 07 April 2011 - 08:13 PM, said:

He's back!


Give some food and you have a friend for life! What could go wrong?
You’ve never heard of the Silanda? … It’s the ship that made the Warren of Telas run in less than 12 parsecs.
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#25 User is offline   Adjutant Stormy~ 

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Posted 08 April 2011 - 09:25 AM

View PostShinrei, on 08 April 2011 - 09:16 AM, said:

View PostRodeoRanch, on 07 April 2011 - 08:13 PM, said:

He's back!


Give some food and you have a friend for life! What could go wrong?


I'm thinking murdered horribly in his sleep could be pretty wrong.
<!--quoteo(post=462161:date=Nov 1 2008, 06:13 PM:name=Aptorian)--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (Aptorian @ Nov 1 2008, 06:13 PM) <a href="index.php?act=findpost&pid=462161"><{POST_SNAPBACK}></a></div><div class='quotemain'><!--quotec-->God damn. Mighty drunk. Must ... what is the english movement movement movement for drunk... with out you seemimg drunk?

bla bla bla

Peopleare harrasing me... grrrrrh.

Also people with big noses aren't jews, they're just french

EDIT: We has editted so mucj that5 we're not quite sure... also, leave britney alone.<!--QuoteEnd--></div><!--QuoteEEnd-->
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#26 User is offline   Shiara 

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Posted 08 April 2011 - 12:18 PM

Or cat puke in his shoes.
*casting the shaved knuckle*
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#27 User is offline   Destiny 

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Posted 08 April 2011 - 12:37 PM

Well you probably just caught him trying to sneak up on you. Next time remember to keep eye-contact, or he'll close in on you...

Here's a great example of what he's doing:
http://www.youtube.c...feature=related

hope you can still sleep at night Posted Image
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Posted 08 April 2011 - 01:31 PM

View PostAdjutant Stormy, on 08 April 2011 - 09:25 AM, said:

View PostShinrei, on 08 April 2011 - 09:16 AM, said:

View PostRodeoRanch, on 07 April 2011 - 08:13 PM, said:

He's back!


Give some food and you have a friend for life! What could go wrong?


I'm thinking murdered horribly in his sleep could be pretty wrong.



What about murdered kindly and gently in his sleep? is that okay?


- Abyss, ...just askin'....
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#29 User is offline   Shinrei 

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Posted 08 April 2011 - 02:39 PM

I had a black cat hunker down and "hide" as I passed him in a field today. His attempt to hide behind a tuft of grass 1/7 his size was largely unsuccessful.
You’ve never heard of the Silanda? … It’s the ship that made the Warren of Telas run in less than 12 parsecs.
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#30 User is offline   Abyss 

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Posted 08 April 2011 - 02:42 PM

View PostShinrei, on 08 April 2011 - 02:39 PM, said:

I had a black cat hunker down and "hide" as I passed him in a field today. His attempt to hide behind a tuft of grass 1/7 his size was largely unsuccessful.



You didn't see the Glock, did you?.
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#31 User is offline   Aptorian 

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Posted 08 April 2011 - 02:43 PM

View PostAbyss, on 08 April 2011 - 01:31 PM, said:

View PostAdjutant Stormy, on 08 April 2011 - 09:25 AM, said:

View PostShinrei, on 08 April 2011 - 09:16 AM, said:

View PostRodeoRanch, on 07 April 2011 - 08:13 PM, said:

He's back!


Give some food and you have a friend for life! What could go wrong?


I'm thinking murdered horribly in his sleep could be pretty wrong.



What about murdered kindly and gently in his sleep? is that okay?


- Abyss, ...just askin'....


Also known as the cat falling asleep on your face and smothering you to death. Extra gruesome if you're allergic.
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#32 User is offline   Shinrei 

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Posted 08 April 2011 - 02:49 PM

View PostAbyss, on 08 April 2011 - 02:42 PM, said:

View PostShinrei, on 08 April 2011 - 02:39 PM, said:

I had a black cat hunker down and "hide" as I passed him in a field today. His attempt to hide behind a tuft of grass 1/7 his size was largely unsuccessful.



You didn't see the Glock, did you?.


I pretended not to notice. Me and the neighborhood gang - we cool.
You’ve never heard of the Silanda? … It’s the ship that made the Warren of Telas run in less than 12 parsecs.
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#33 User is offline   RodeoRanch 

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Posted 08 April 2011 - 11:08 PM

There were two of them this afternoon.


I am concerned.
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Posted 08 April 2011 - 11:22 PM

It's happening. You better get out of there, run!

#35 User is offline   sappers rule 

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Posted 08 April 2011 - 11:43 PM

He is slowly gathering a cat army in which to kill u and seize your house as a cat fortress then slowly take over the world







You have been warned ;)
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#36 User is offline   Shinrei 

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Posted 09 April 2011 - 03:24 AM

Wait, it doesn't look like this does it? If so, you're either really lucky, or in big trouble.

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You’ve never heard of the Silanda? … It’s the ship that made the Warren of Telas run in less than 12 parsecs.
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#37 User is offline   Shiara 

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Posted 09 April 2011 - 03:32 AM

^^^^^^
Lame.

Hotter:
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Hotter:
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*casting the shaved knuckle*
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#38 User is offline   HoosierDaddy 

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Posted 09 April 2011 - 03:38 AM

I don't think any of those versions would be very camouflaged against the tundra.
Trouble arrives when the opponents to such a system institute its extreme opposite, where individualism becomes godlike and sacrosanct, and no greater service to any other ideal (including community) is possible. In such a system rapacious greed thrives behind the guise of freedom, and the worst aspects of human nature come to the fore....
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#39 User is offline   Shiara 

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Posted 09 April 2011 - 03:44 AM

I think they're city cats ;)
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#40 User is offline   Shinrei 

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Posted 09 April 2011 - 05:14 AM

Lame? Why would Rodeo prefer a drawing to Halle? ;)
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