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Something for the Lady fans Which MBotF character are you most attracted to, and why?

#61 Una

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Posted 03 April 2011 - 11:52 PM

I would marry Trull Sengar, Fear Sengar, Toc the Younger, or Tehol Beddict. I am hopelessly love with them.

However, for sheer animal magnetism, I'd go with Karsa Orlong. Failing that, I want him and Samar Dev to have earth-splitting, crazy, screaming hot sex so I can read all about it.

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Posted 04 April 2011 - 12:17 AM

For a purely visceral, no strings attached sexual experience (female or male) it has to be Turudal Brizad. Revisit Midnight Tides and disagree with me (yes that is a challenge). As a bonus you are shtupping (or getting shtupp'd by an elder god) Posted Image

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Posted 04 April 2011 - 02:30 PM

Skulldeath.

Failing that, Ublala Pung. Or Karsa. Or both. Hey, I'm nothing if not ambitious Posted Image

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Posted 04 April 2011 - 05:01 PM

Miss Savage, on 03 April 2011 - 04:19 PM, said:

I agree with most of the stuff everybody has said in this forum about all the characters, but my favourite is still Karsa Orlong- and not just because he is a big fella….They way he turns out from Toblakai in DHG over when he left his village leading his two friends inHoC all the way to the arena of the champions in Letheras in RG is brilliant. He is aggravating at times, I agree, but at the same time he is considerate, loyal, and honest about himself- no pretence, no games, and he stands up for those who need somebody to stand up for them. I respect the way he changed from when he was a young warrior riding out to burn down the world to somebody who has reflected on himself, his views, his life, and learnt from all of his experiences. So maybe I fancy the character development SE worked through with Karsa Orlong, but if I was in Samar Dev's place, I would know him when he walks into the arena to face Rhulad.

This character has a lot of potential to just turn out like your ordinary thug, but he doesn't. There is a lot more to him than meets the eye- and that is already quite an eyeful....

I second this! There has been mostly anti- Karsa comments on this thread
But he has got to be my favorite character, in all aspects I love his development as a character and as a man through out the books. I also really love his personality quarks

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Posted 05 April 2011 - 09:08 AM

I like Karsa as a character, too, but he'd still better stay away from me when it comes to the thread's topic.

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#66 Shiara

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Posted 05 April 2011 - 12:34 PM

Karsa = Death by snoo-snoo.

*casting the shaved knuckle*

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Posted 05 April 2011 - 03:29 PM

Shiara, on 05 April 2011 - 12:34 PM, said:

Karsa = Death by snoo-snoo.

"yeah!? Wooo-hoo!"

(nice one.)

This post has been edited by Miss Savage: 05 April 2011 - 04:27 PM

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Posted 06 April 2011 - 06:19 AM

What about Barathol? While I'm usually interested in the emotionally disturbed/damaged ones, I imagine Barathol would be good for a cuddle. Besides, Blacksmith=biiiiig muscles!

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Posted 07 April 2011 - 11:30 AM

I'm adding Ruthan Gudd, Corporal Tarr, Deadsmell, Henar Outrider guy, Stormy and Gesler to my list...oh yes, TCG has arrived

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Posted 08 April 2011 - 02:33 AM

I remember reading this, and it made me laugh. This is why I couldn't imagine sleeping with Ubala.

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Posted 08 April 2011 - 12:33 PM

This has made my day XD
I had completely forgot about that conversation! Love it!

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Posted 11 April 2011 - 10:59 AM

I think I would be running away screaming in utter terror..... there is such a thing as too big!

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Posted 11 April 2011 - 11:06 AM

Grimface Insultbear, on 11 April 2011 - 10:59 AM, said:

I think I would be running away screaming in utter terror..... there is such a thing as too big!

Say it ain't so, Jolene!

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Posted 12 April 2011 - 09:03 AM

hell yes, it's so!

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Posted 12 April 2011 - 10:01 AM

I blame insufficient warning. With preparation, all things are possible! (Double entendre most definitely intended!)

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#76 Grimjust Bearegular

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Posted 12 April 2011 - 02:55 PM

I blame insufficient flexibility in certain areas

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Posted 12 April 2011 - 03:10 PM

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Posted 12 April 2011 - 03:37 PM

Illuyankas, on 12 April 2011 - 03:10 PM, said:

That won't be a problem afterwards Posted Image

Scar tissue isn't all that flexible.

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Posted 12 April 2011 - 04:10 PM

Tapper, on 12 April 2011 - 03:37 PM, said:

Illuyankas, on 12 April 2011 - 03:10 PM, said:

That won't be a problem afterwards Posted Image

Scar tissue isn't all that flexible.

Or that resilient

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